Extremely Random?
You: Hi
Stranger: Smith?
You: George
Stranger: George Smith, of course
You: I totally made that up.
Stranger: Smith, we have important documents for you to see
Stranger: provided you keep it quiet, of course
You: Why of course. For a small fee.
Stranger: oh?
You: Easy Stranger.
Stranger: shall 3 shillings suffice?
You: My favorite word.
Stranger: excellent
Stranger: right
You: I will shill your face.
Stranger: Now, as you know
You: I know a lot.
Stranger: Robert Dongson has been notorisly committing crimes
Stranger: all over Yorkshire
You: Sounds exciting.
You: For Robert.
Stranger: I was told to report to you for a way to stop him
You: All's you have to do is step on his left pinky toe.
You: They don't teach you these tricks?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: wait...
Stranger: no, of course
Stranger: you're right
You: Standard.
Stranger: it is
Stranger: I.....how can I say....
Stranger: was lazy
You: Welceom to the Plant.
You: Welcome to Existance.
Stranger: You know of the Existance?
You: Yes.
You: And the Resistance.
You: You know, it IS futile
Stranger: Even I am not permitted to delve into the bowels of that sector
Stranger: oh really?
You: Sector 7?
Stranger: it is just as they say
Stranger: no, Sector Goat
You: You bite your tounge.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes sir!
You: Forum?
Stranger: ?
You: True.
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: Melon?
You: Aferm
You: That is one huge Disconnect button.
You: FAKLAD
You: HHH
Stranger: I spoke to Greggs, by the way
You: Greggs licks my choda.
Stranger: they said they can sort out the doughnuts
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: 3 for a tenner, apparantly
You: I will provite the cream filling.
Stranger: good shizz
You: Provide*
You: You are random.
Stranger: I assume you mean with your UHT chilled whipped cream?
Stranger: Jenkins! This is serious business
You: My resuort sekans throw up.
You: Kankees
You: Ronald.
You: Jankees
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes of course
Stranger: wait....
Stranger: Kiwi?
You: When was the last time you tried to kill yourself?
Stranger: Salad Cream Furnace?
Stranger: I'm trying right now BUT YOU WON'T LET ME
You: You should try harder.
You: twice as hard.
You: visit
www.realhomemadeturbo.comStranger: unfortunately, I ended up killing people instead
You: Then you will suffice your killing irregularity's
You: Twice Over.
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: kittens, divided by cheese and tomatoes
Stranger: yes
You: Once, i killed someone.
Stranger: I know what I must do
Stranger: oh?
You: He ate my pudding cup.
Stranger: wel
Stranger: that's perfectly understandable
You:
http://tinyurl.com/244u3nYou: There is the picture.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that is grizzly
Stranger: good attack though sir
You: Thank you.
You: I have been working on that all day.
You: Well Played, Sir, Well Played.
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: frisbee?
Stranger: sir, the plan is in effect
Stranger: good bye
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