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Title: i SHARTED!!!!! YES NUMBER 4 BITCHES!!!!!
Post by: julio_boostamante_nigga! on March 07, 2009, 02:09:52 PM: THIS was a while back. I was in the mall and had to take a mean shit. Got to the door and couldnt hold it so i farted a bit and ass juice ran down my leg... it was fucking gross!!!!!
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Post by: 92CXyD on March 07, 2009, 02:44:52 PM: Do not forget shake that out done the pants leg. ;)
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Post by: 98vtec on March 07, 2009, 02:58:27 PM: whats bad is when you have the have the feeling of the squirts (im sure everyone knows that boiling feeling in the stomach) while you are at the bar, fart and feel it smear your boxers while you try and hold anymore from coming out so you can make it to the shitter.

FUN!
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Post by: chris on March 07, 2009, 03:04:07 PM: Quote from: julio_boostamante_nigga! on March 07, 2009, 02:09:52 PM
THIS was a while back. I was in the mall and had to take a mean shit. Got to the door and couldnt hold it so i farted a bit and ass juice ran down my leg... it was fucking gross!!!!!

Its all those compton 3 dollar burrito's man. They come out like water.
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Post by: Loki on March 07, 2009, 03:59:48 PM: That's gross :-X
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Post by: Henry on March 07, 2009, 04:02:11 PM: Only time I get even close to sharting is when I know I have alot of gas built up but know after that it's squirts. I push my luck but that very last puff I know the rest is squirty.
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Post by: 5thgenlx on March 07, 2009, 04:05:43 PM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fc2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages02%2F9%2Fl_f76d345c25cf4922a9776ba146f32549.jpg&hash=a3c3890d364b215d5f66bce52977859f49800b57)

courtesy of JTHM
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Post by: chris on March 07, 2009, 04:08:16 PM: Quote from: stillnoturbo on March 07, 2009, 04:02:11 PM
Only time I get even close to sharting is when I know I have alot of gas built up but know after that it's squirts. I push my luck but that very last puff I know the rest is squirty.

Wow everyone is showing up pretty fast
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Post by: imburne on March 07, 2009, 04:21:30 PM: I am not gonna lie.. I did this shit the other day..

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi262.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii106%2Fiburnclothing3%2Fhmtmeet090708%2FDSC_0151.jpg&hash=19da53a5cf15b6b5253e95e93855773559dceafd)

Dog hair, anyone?

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi262.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii106%2Fiburnclothing3%2Fhmtmeet090708%2FDSC_0102.jpg&hash=2c543dc556e77153053cd310b6f219bcf16b4e7a)

Were back bitches!!!
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Post by: ApexSilver06MR on March 07, 2009, 04:25:22 PM: shit... didnt you go a year without sharting??
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Post by: Henry on March 07, 2009, 04:27:56 PM: I think you ever lived on Julio's diet you'd be sharting like he does. I think chorizo is more hard on your inerds then any drug or alcohol. But it's so damn good! Can I get my post count back?
Title: Re: i SHARTED!!!!! YES NUMBER 4 BITCHES!!!!!
Post by: julio_boostamante_nigga! on March 07, 2009, 07:38:04 PM: Quote from: imburne on March 07, 2009, 04:21:30 PM
I am not gonna lie.. I did this shit the other day..

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi262.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii106%2Fiburnclothing3%2Fhmtmeet090708%2FDSC_0151.jpg&hash=19da53a5cf15b6b5253e95e93855773559dceafd)

Dog hair, anyone?

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi262.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii106%2Fiburnclothing3%2Fhmtmeet090708%2FDSC_0102.jpg&hash=2c543dc556e77153053cd310b6f219bcf16b4e7a)

Were back bitches!!!

damm! i look fucking sexy in that pic.... :-*

yeah, my chorizon intake isnt what it use to be. Now its just egg sammiches in the morning.
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Post by: snm95ls on March 07, 2009, 07:55:13 PM: Jesus man!

():) ():)
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Post by: realAgentMurdoc on March 07, 2009, 07:57:57 PM: shit julio... I wish I was with you... I would of licked it up like it was tamarind candy
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Post by: ratcityrex on March 07, 2009, 08:03:44 PM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi64.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh171%2Fiitru45%2Fconcept%2520crx%2Fimg1233530438880.jpg&hash=1ec211af3cc470bc1fb6fb32c60053478221ab6c)
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Post by: QikEnuF on March 07, 2009, 08:04:31 PM: Julio, you are one nasty son of a bitch :P
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Post by: julio_boostamante_nigga! on March 07, 2009, 08:06:18 PM: Quote from: QikEnuF on March 07, 2009, 08:04:31 PM
Julio, you are one nasty son of a bitch :P

thats how i roll son! you betta aks some boddy....

i just always fart too hard or wait to the last minute to take a shit. Its my own fucking fault!
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Post by: QikEnuF on March 07, 2009, 08:07:16 PM: I hate it when you fart, and you have to go and check yourself. That is worse than knowing you shat, because there is a bit of suspense after the act.
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Post by: julio_boostamante_nigga! on March 07, 2009, 08:11:19 PM: Quote from: QikEnuF on March 07, 2009, 08:07:16 PM
I hate it when you fart, and you have to go and check yourself. That is worse than knowing you shat, because there is a bit of suspense after the act.

i like the suspense.... i guess.... im gonna go shit right now.... be back in a few.
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Post by: widebody93 on March 07, 2009, 08:26:41 PM: Is it allowed to post non-ICUP pictures of personal nature? Like whats above of bowl movements? ILLEGAL
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Post by: ApexSilver06MR on August 28, 2009, 11:09:27 AM: bump lol
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Post by: Hotrodlincoln on August 28, 2009, 11:17:38 AM: I have the diarrhea today, fucking mcgriddle sandwich for breakfast. I felt my belly boil as soon as it hit my stomach
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Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 28, 2009, 11:27:07 AM: Quote from: Hotrodlincoln on August 28, 2009, 11:17:38 AM
I have the diarrhea today, fucking mcgriddle sandwich for breakfast. I felt my belly boil as soon as it hit my stomach
plus one but the fucking beaner food and patron beer and hennessy got my stomach all fucked up
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Post by: QikEnuF on August 28, 2009, 11:52:36 AM: I'll be shitting out Jose Ole taquitos the rest of the day
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Post by: Hotrodlincoln on August 28, 2009, 12:07:03 PM: I've had maby 4 solid turds in 7 years. I'm the dude that spakles the back of the toilet.
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Post by: BoostedSchemes on August 28, 2009, 12:29:41 PM: my roommates and i were chillin on the deck drinking shitty beer and the neighbor girls were over and i yelled EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP and then i ripped one and it was like brrrrrrrrrrr then SQUIRT and I was like....

"HAHAHA"

Edit:
Sorry, scrolling to the right annoyed me.
-Sinister
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Post by: turbob16hatch on August 28, 2009, 12:34:51 PM: ^^BAN :o
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Post by: t_cel_t on August 28, 2009, 02:08:35 PM: fucking russians
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Post by: Sinister on August 28, 2009, 02:31:06 PM: That annoyed me so I deleted it. Sorry for being a nazi mod :-\
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Post by: ratcityrex on August 28, 2009, 02:59:43 PM: Quote from: Sinister on August 28, 2009, 02:31:06 PM
That annoyed me so I deleted it. Sorry for being a nazi mod :-\
KO
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Post by: chris on August 28, 2009, 04:01:26 PM: boostmante was shot and killed in compton
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Post by: BoostedSchemes on August 28, 2009, 04:34:03 PM: danno? editing my posts?

lol fuck yo shit nigga just bought a 47" phillips hdtv to surf hmt on, ill let it go :noel:
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Post by: Henry on August 28, 2009, 07:18:31 PM: Quote from: chris M on August 28, 2009, 04:01:26 PM
boostmante was shot and killed in compton
That's why that fucker never answered his phone after calling me yesterday. Must of been just chilling trying to call me and got taken out Tupac style and gaffled in his Cherokee. RIP cabron. :'(
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Post by: Sinister on August 28, 2009, 08:01:36 PM: Quote from: BoostedSchemes on August 28, 2009, 04:34:03 PM
danno? editing my posts?

lol fuck yo shit nigga just bought a 47" phillips hdtv to surf hmt on, ill let it go :noel:

My 22" can't keep up with that. But I guess you didnt have to scroll, just turn your head almost 90Âº to read the whole thing
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Post by: BoostedSchemes on August 28, 2009, 08:12:27 PM: yah lol that was why i made it so long.... strictly for the lulz