:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: fysh on March 28, 2009, 04:15:32 PM
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Three contractors were bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. The first contractor said, "I figure it'll cost about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The second contractor said, "I'll do it for $700, $300 material, $300 crew, $100 for me."
The third contractor leaned over and whispered, "$2700" The White House official ask him how he got that number. The contractor smiled and said,"$1000 for me, $1000 for you and we'll hire the second guy to fix the fence."
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and the sad part is the third guy will get the contract to do it ::)
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What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The girl in my fucking trunk.
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and the sad part is the third guy will get the contract to do it ::)
No shit
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hahahaha
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why did the little girl fall off the swing
she had no arms
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What's the difference between nigger pussy, and a bowling ball?
You can eat a bowling ball if you have to.
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I think this thread died after the first joke (funny but true). the rest are not really not funny at all
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why did the little girl fall off the swing
she had no arms
Best one.
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I think this thread died after the first joke (funny but true). the rest are not really not funny at all
not really not funny? does that mean they are funny? :P
i thought they were all pretty good so far
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I didn't find them funny
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I didn't find them funny
You are my least favorite member here as of late. wtf man
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I just didn't find them funny, maybe I need to go get shit faced drunk and read them again
most likely my problem, havent even had a drink in about 6 months or so.
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What do you call sweat on Dolly Parton's boobs? Mountain Dew! Yeah that's some OG elementary shit. I'm just warming up.
Ummm...Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's shoes? No, well neither has he! Waka waka waka! That's one you can insert any blind person in for Stevie Wonder...Ray Charles or you can also do Dolly Parton too!
Lets see what else I have....what's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The jew doesnt' scream when it's put in the oven! My daughter told me that one. lol.
What's the difference between a pizza and a negro? A pizza can feed a family! Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all night and be sure to tip your waitresses! 8)
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Stevie Wonder hasn't been blind all his life.
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havent even had a drink in about 6 months or so.
That's not funny.
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Stevie Wonder hasn't been blind all his life.
Neither was Ray Charles, so both of those jokes fail. :somb:
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Seriously......
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How much does a pussy weigh?
step on a scale and you tell me.
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I got a text the other day, it said....
Attention all white people,
Report to the cotton fields at 6am monday morning.
Your president,
Obama.