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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: junkyard racer on March 28, 2009, 07:00:10 PM

Title: I guess birds masterbate
Post by: junkyard racer on March 28, 2009, 07:00:10 PM

So my inlaws call me wondering what to do with these bird eggs that there bird laid. I said, shit, I didnt know. So I researched it a little bit. Turns out, birds can masterbate on you.

Some young adult males start masturbating on perches, toys or even their owners



http://www.birdchannel.com/bird-diet-and-health/bird-care/egg-laying.aspx?cm_sp=InternalClicks-_-RelatedArticles-_-bird-diet-and-health/bird-care/egg-laying (http://www.birdchannel.com/bird-diet-and-health/bird-care/egg-laying.aspx?cm_sp=InternalClicks-_-RelatedArticles-_-bird-diet-and-health/bird-care/egg-laying)

Title: Re: I guess birds masterbate
Post by: Conceptz-X on March 28, 2009, 07:11:44 PM

wife's hand raised male zebra finch humps your finger

Title: Re: I guess birds masterbate
Post by: N1ghtM0nkey on March 28, 2009, 08:01:28 PM

Fuck birds.  Only good for eating.

Title: Re: I guess birds masterbate
Post by: Conceptz-X on March 28, 2009, 08:28:45 PM

Thats why I'm going to be getting me some chickens

Title: Re: I guess birds masterbate
Post by: junkyard racer on March 28, 2009, 09:49:18 PM

Quote from: N1ghtM0nkey on March 28, 2009, 08:01:28 PM

Fuck birds.  Only good for eating.

I agree. fuck I hate birds. I love wild birds, but I hate birds for pets.

Title: Re: I guess birds masterbate
Post by: Conceptz-X on March 28, 2009, 10:02:27 PM

Birds can make cool pets.

The wife's little finch will fly around and sit on your head, he's pretty cool.

Title: Re: I guess birds masterbate
Post by: Logan76 on March 28, 2009, 10:39:57 PM

LMFAO at complex's bird with a sailor hat on, thats funny shit right there.

Title: Re: I guess birds masterbate
Post by: jhonda on March 28, 2009, 11:00:21 PM

yea i have a love bird that is a female.she broke the bell off one of her little bird toys, and has been humping it every day since. its pretty gross (but it does give me a hard on :-\ ) anyways she lifts one leg up over the little bell and goes to town :yes:

Title: Re: I guess birds masterbate
Post by: jhonda on March 28, 2009, 11:03:56 PM

hey compl3x my bird also will take any kind of paper you give her and chop a long piece off with her beak. then put all the little pieces in her tale feathers.. its pretty funny she looks like some kind of phyco Indian with the paper stick up out of her back

Title: Re: I guess birds masterbate
Post by: jhonda on March 28, 2009, 11:20:34 PM

birds r wearied  :-[