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Title: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: D15Bastard on January 12, 2010, 10:10:45 PM: repost ?, not sure

Rachel Ray - Porn on the Cob! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YJ595f5Ga4#normal)
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Teg2boo on January 12, 2010, 10:40:06 PM: ok
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: ADSR on January 12, 2010, 10:50:38 PM: lol
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: weirtech on January 12, 2010, 11:27:38 PM: my wife's response: omg, i'm so gonna do that.

too bad it'll be on a cob of corn. :mexi:
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: gooseman on January 13, 2010, 02:06:02 AM: Prep. is the key to sucessful cornholeing
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: CivicZC on January 13, 2010, 03:02:34 AM: After your done threading my cob, make me a fucking sammich...bitch
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Doug on January 13, 2010, 03:20:59 AM: Wow she has a rubber band and her hand isn't even close to being wrapped around the cob. You fail at being a pervert.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: HiProfile on January 13, 2010, 05:29:15 AM: Well 0:41 is about the only perverted spot, and it's from the old lady.

Why didn't someone tell them it works better with the mouth?
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: chris on January 13, 2010, 08:13:18 AM: Mac Mall - Crest Side Playah (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqp6m7VwDk8#normal)
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: junkyard racer on January 13, 2010, 09:02:10 AM: I wish she would do porn.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: 92CXyD on January 13, 2010, 09:18:59 AM: Here voice is annoying. :?:
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: junkyard racer on January 13, 2010, 09:27:34 AM: I just wanna see her get banged.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 13, 2010, 09:54:48 AM: Quote from: junkyard racer on January 13, 2010, 09:02:10 AM
I wish she would do porn.

Slightly chubby middle aged women with too much makeup do it for you, huh?
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Doug on January 13, 2010, 10:04:37 AM: From what I heard she's an absolute bitch off camera. She sounds horse all the time, like she gargled a monster O0 dong the night before. I read this a long time ago also, doesn't surprise me.

Quote
So a friend of mine was on set last week as Rachael Ray filmed her latest Dunkin' Donuts commercial. According to her, Rachael stormed onto the set and snapped at everyone. Not news, I know, everyone knows she's actually a gigantic asshole. BUT! I am also told she took one sip of her Dunkin' Donuts coffee, yelled â€œWhat is this shit? Get me MY coffee,â€ and would not continue until she was given â€œherâ€ coffee â€” i.e., Starbucks.

Read more: Rachael Ray Doesn't Like Dunkin' Donuts Coffee Any More Than We Do -- Grub Street New York http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2008/01/rachael_ray_doesnt_like_dunkin_1.html#ixzz0cV7luQYf (http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2008/01/rachael_ray_doesnt_like_dunkin_1.html#ixzz0cV7luQYf)
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: gooseman on January 13, 2010, 10:09:09 AM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freeimagehosting.net%2Fuploads%2Fdad3aea376.jpg&hash=dd5996495f91422676692ebdd43cb3ed00fdb839)
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: junkyard racer on January 13, 2010, 10:24:31 AM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on January 13, 2010, 09:54:48 AM
Quote from: junkyard racer on January 13, 2010, 09:02:10 AM
I wish she would do porn.

Slightly chubby middle aged women do it for you, huh?

for whatever reason, yes.

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi237.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fff159%2Fbrooklynn_20_07%2F017_rachael_ray.jpg&hash=03c4a1c9cd39328587dc71d5c723af0fb950dd8d)
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 13, 2010, 10:27:23 AM: Fail.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: junkyard racer on January 13, 2010, 10:42:50 AM: mega

http://www.fhmonline.com/Site/customPage/DefaultPlain.aspx?ID=40514 (http://www.fhmonline.com/Site/customPage/DefaultPlain.aspx?ID=40514)
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 13, 2010, 11:00:24 AM: In the ensuing 7 years her tits have gotten smaller while the rest of her grows.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Doug on January 13, 2010, 11:08:58 AM: Yeah she needs a tit job ASAP
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: WPPF on January 13, 2010, 11:18:33 AM: There are 2 anime dudes on that vibrator. Gay porn ban.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: junkyard racer on January 13, 2010, 11:47:19 AM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on January 13, 2010, 11:00:24 AM
In the ensuing 7 years her tits have gotten smaller while the rest of her grows.

Quote from: Doug on January 13, 2010, 11:08:58 AM
Yeah she needs a tit job ASAP

agreed but would still like to see her drilled.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: SloS13 on January 13, 2010, 12:57:45 PM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2FA0Jvs.jpg&hash=078eaf16cf63c2aad329ad3f577dbf672b4f3654)
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: 92CXyD on January 13, 2010, 01:05:34 PM: LOL good comic
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Teg2boo on January 13, 2010, 01:14:24 PM: Quote from: 92CXyD on January 13, 2010, 09:18:59 AM
Here voice is annoying. :?:

Fucking true!
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Ghetto_D on January 13, 2010, 01:47:28 PM: Her voice is annoying as shit, but the bitch can cook.

Not a lot of bitches do that nowadays.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Lowerit on January 13, 2010, 02:33:16 PM: I would rather fuck dorthy mantooth
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Doug on January 13, 2010, 02:49:37 PM: Quote from: Lowerit on January 13, 2010, 02:33:16 PM
I would rather fuck dorthy mantooth

Let me know how fucking a fictional character works out for you. I'll go with the rich bitch who can cook anything you can imagine with a killer ass.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Lowerit on January 13, 2010, 02:54:03 PM: I have a better chance of meeting someone named dorthy mantooth and fucking them then you do of fuckin rachael ray.

Killer ass?

Since when is fat and sloppy killer??

She can cook , so can the good folks at Mcdonalds
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: WPPF on January 13, 2010, 03:12:51 PM: Quote from: Lowerit on January 13, 2010, 02:54:03 PM
I have a better chance of meeting someone named dorthy mantooth and fucking them then you do of fuckin rachael ray.

Killer ass?

Since when is fat and sloppy killer??

She can cook , so can the good folks at Mcdonalds
yeah I agree. If you think she's hot you hit the lotto. America is full of chubby bitches who look exactly like her.

She wouldn't even have a good body if she was in shape.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Teg2boo on January 13, 2010, 03:23:38 PM: Linda, she's hot
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: TunerToys on January 13, 2010, 03:32:40 PM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fhmonline.com%2Fimages%2Fmedia%2F88143_7_229893_fullsizeimage_RachaelRay4big.jpg&hash=4af3e5b9a57842e1d8ddae9a540327f804d81ee0)

Yep, I looked twice.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: trevor72 on January 13, 2010, 08:07:45 PM: party foul: she crossed the swords, and on purpose at that :-X
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Doug on January 14, 2010, 01:57:56 AM: Quote from: Lowerit on January 13, 2010, 02:54:03 PM
I have a better chance of meeting someone named dorthy mantooth and fucking them then you do of fuckin rachael ray.

Killer ass?

Since when is fat and sloppy killer??

She can cook , so can the good folks at Mcdonalds

Yeah enjoy your McShit. If you think that trash taste good then you sir have never had real food.

Fat and sloppy? Not hardly.

Fat and Sloppy:

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Finvazion.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F03%2Fwh_fat_girls2.jpg&hash=48a39257a730a06e4136df19b6fcca217fa380ad)

Rachel Ray (thick):

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fflypaper.bluefly.com%2Fimages%2Frachel_ray_blue_gown_blueflys_blog_flypaper.jpg&hash=6b83e5aa457fec45760a482a8a6b6c55d3fe0b7c)

And what you must like if you think she's fat:

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmsnbcmedia2.msn.com%2Fj%2Fap%2Fnyr10601121937.widec.jpg&hash=da025d76bc9e34459e902ef24c59ae217b4caf27)

I prefer my women to not have the body of a little boy
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: 92CXyD on January 14, 2010, 02:03:18 AM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fflypaper.bluefly.com%2Fimages%2Frachel_ray_blue_gown_blueflys_blog_flypaper.jpg&hash=6b83e5aa457fec45760a482a8a6b6c55d3fe0b7c)

Not bad but she would have to not talk, cook me one hell a meal, and then blow me before I hit it.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Lowerit on January 14, 2010, 10:53:02 AM: Holy shit you are defensive about Rachel Ray.. obsess much?

this TV chef whose name I don't care to spell is hotter. Nice tig old bitties

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gossipcraze.com%2F_mm%2F_d%2F_ext2%2F49237%2Fbig_Giada%2520De%2520Laurentiis01.jpg&hash=4a3b8a7a648c3c0713202f431f56c7cf4479864c)

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Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: WPPF on January 14, 2010, 11:11:32 AM: Lowerit is obviously a gentleman of fine tastes.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Lowerit on January 14, 2010, 11:51:23 AM: I just think if you are going to fantasize about fucking a TV Chef you should atleast do it about one who isn't average at best.

Rachael ray is a chubby chick with a bubbly personality , her fatness probably dictates that anal is a sure thing , but she lacks the 1 thing that make chubby chicks fuckable and thats big jugs... 95% of guys here have fucked wayy hotter women then rachael ray.

ingrid hoffman (foodtv as well)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.multichannel.com%2Fphoto%2F85%2F85012-Ingrid_Hoffman.jpg&hash=78708820cfa68dd626a8fe71d6368afb4ed7765b)

when it comes down to it on the food netword rachael ray is in the bottom half of female chef's looks wise
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Doug on January 14, 2010, 02:53:11 PM: Quote from: Lowerit on January 14, 2010, 10:53:02 AM
Holy shit you are defensive about Rachel Ray.. obsess much?

this TV chef whose name I don't care to spell is hotter. Nice tig old bitties

Nope not obsessive, just responding to your retarded comment on how she was fat and sloppy and how you like McCock.

Did I say she was the hottest person on food network? No

Is this thread about RACHEL RAY? Yes

Go sit on Ronald McDonalds lap and get bent
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Lowerit on January 14, 2010, 03:34:51 PM: Ok
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: jeffsciv23 on January 14, 2010, 03:44:13 PM: some reason i wouldnt mind haveing her thread my cob. think she is kinda cute but that may have something to do with her being able to cook a bunch of stuff that looks really good
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: ironcrx on January 14, 2010, 09:21:32 PM: I watch the food channel just for the hot chicks on it.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: boosted99SiR on January 15, 2010, 02:21:48 PM: rachael ray is the hotness.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: brine04 on January 15, 2010, 02:35:38 PM: I would fuck any of the cooks in this thread.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Sinister on January 15, 2010, 03:30:28 PM: Quote from: gooseman on January 13, 2010, 10:09:09 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freeimagehosting.net%2Fuploads%2Fdad3aea376.jpg&hash=dd5996495f91422676692ebdd43cb3ed00fdb839)

I wonder if anyone would get the joke if I said "Gentlemen...behold!"
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: brine04 on January 15, 2010, 03:49:15 PM: Quote from: gooseman on January 13, 2010, 10:09:09 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freeimagehosting.net%2Fuploads%2Fdad3aea376.jpg&hash=dd5996495f91422676692ebdd43cb3ed00fdb839)
Haha it even has the pedobear stamp of approval on it.
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: BlackDragon on January 16, 2010, 06:41:54 AM: Quote from: SloS13 on January 13, 2010, 12:57:45 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2FA0Jvs.jpg&hash=078eaf16cf63c2aad329ad3f577dbf672b4f3654)

that was pretty funny but gay
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Urban Indian on January 16, 2010, 02:34:56 PM: Quote from: brine04 on January 15, 2010, 02:35:38 PM
I would fuck any of the cooks in this thread.

+1
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: WPPF on January 17, 2010, 09:03:17 PM: Quote from: Urban Indian on January 16, 2010, 02:34:56 PM
Quote from: brine04 on January 15, 2010, 02:35:38 PM
I would fuck any of the cocks in this thread.

+1
:-X
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: j.h.christ on January 17, 2010, 09:09:29 PM: Quote from: Sinister on January 15, 2010, 03:30:28 PM
Quote from: gooseman on January 13, 2010, 10:09:09 AM
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I wonder if anyone would get the joke if I said "Gentlemen...behold!"

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwackyiraqi.com%2Fwtf%2Fdr_weird.jpg&hash=9e5567db27050d8da8fe8661d4bc3ea9a3e04e12)
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: Doug on January 18, 2010, 03:06:02 AM: Quote from: j.h.christ on January 17, 2010, 09:09:29 PM
Quote from: Sinister on January 15, 2010, 03:30:28 PM
Quote from: gooseman on January 13, 2010, 10:09:09 AM
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I wonder if anyone would get the joke if I said "Gentlemen...behold!"

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwackyiraqi.com%2Fwtf%2Fdr_weird.jpg&hash=9e5567db27050d8da8fe8661d4bc3ea9a3e04e12)

Dr Weird Corn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMkGkRw1h7Q#normal)
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: nig nog on January 05, 2017, 12:11:38 AM: you are all wrong

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ydv9A7m91Xs/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: ratcityrex on January 05, 2017, 09:06:38 PM: Quote from: nig nog on January 05, 2017, 12:11:38 AM
you are all wrong

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ydv9A7m91Xs/maxresdefault.jpg)

That bitch is stupid as fuck. I want to hit her with a cast iron dick every time she opens her mouth!!
Title: Re: Rachel Ray strokin the cob
Post by: nig nog on January 05, 2017, 11:58:26 PM: Quote from: ratcityrex on January 05, 2017, 09:06:38 PM
Quote from: nig nog on January 05, 2017, 12:11:38 AM
you are all wrong

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ydv9A7m91Xs/maxresdefault.jpg)

That bitch is stupid as fuck. I want to hit her with a cast iron dick every time she opens her mouth!!

you get it