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Title: **FART THREAD**
Post by: DRQPQUT on January 27, 2010, 07:29:06 PM
ok so post your farts throughout the day and rate them on a 1 to 10 scale with 10 being the worst....
i walked thru the office today and left a 8 on the fart scale as i walked out the back door..the girls faces in the office was priceless
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Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on January 27, 2010, 07:50:24 PM
That wasnt a fart.. You smelt your own griz
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: brine04 on January 27, 2010, 08:50:56 PM
I'll have to get my gf to do the ratings. She doesn't appreciate dutch ovens.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: 1991civicsi on January 27, 2010, 08:57:53 PM
the wife says my farts mells like a deat rat that swallowed another dead rat
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: 1fasthf on January 27, 2010, 09:05:18 PM
the wife says my farts mells like big foots dick


thats cool
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on January 27, 2010, 09:25:24 PM
 12 I make my friends gag. If i have to poop in the middle of the day i go to my buddies shop, drop a dump and leave with out flushing. typicaly it clears the 2500 sqft shop for 30 min.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: Jorsher on January 27, 2010, 09:27:27 PM
I had some sort of 24-hour bug yesterday that woke me up a few times in the middle of the night to go spew at both ends.

Basically pissed out my ass, and the gas that followed was extreme.  Off the charts.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: ironcrx on January 27, 2010, 10:55:19 PM
One night the farts with my watery and grits-like shit a few days ago were strong enough to make me swear out loud.  5 minutes later when I passed by the mens locker room where I work it still smelt of rancid death.

I work at a hospital.

I had eaten the hospital chilli earlier that day
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: Ntrain2k on January 27, 2010, 11:52:24 PM
I've farted and woken the wife up from a dead sleep. She ran from the room gagging and slept on the couch that day.

Non dutch oven.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: ochoa on January 28, 2010, 12:24:29 AM
I've farted and woken the wife up from a dead sleep. She ran from the room gagging and slept on the couch that day.
    ;D haha sick
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: Avistar23 on January 28, 2010, 01:34:10 AM
Im willing to bet not a single one of you is ready for me.....as sad as that is
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: j.h.christ on January 28, 2010, 05:11:36 AM
i have eaten nothing but vegan food and stoli+7up for the last 4 days. i'm ripe as fuck, i would be hard pressed to assign numerical value to it.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 28, 2010, 07:28:19 AM
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: Ntrain2k on January 28, 2010, 07:45:15 AM
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Apparently fermented soy based products, judging from the ingredients.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: nig nog on January 28, 2010, 07:51:49 AM
NIGGERS
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: 97Econobox on January 28, 2010, 09:16:06 AM
My farts smell like Hate and shame.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: superdaveosbourne on January 28, 2010, 09:58:20 AM
I just crop dusted my buddy's office, he ran out with tears in his eyes.  9/10

I see a 10/10 as near instantaneous vomitting.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on January 28, 2010, 01:09:24 PM
My farts smell like Hate and shame.


Semen will do that to you id imagine
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: trevor72 on January 28, 2010, 01:57:00 PM
Scared the new engineer away from my desk yesterday with a series of small 9's, damn i could barely stand myself, and anyone who's road tripped with me knows what i mean.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: Ntrain2k on January 28, 2010, 02:48:17 PM
My farts smell like Hate and shame.


Semen will do that to you id imagine

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Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: DRQPQUT on January 28, 2010, 03:21:54 PM
i have eaten nothing but vegan food and stoli+7up for the last 4 days. i'm ripe as fuck, i would be hard pressed to assign numerical value to it.
my wifes sister is a vegetarian its what promted me to start this thread!!!!! her ass puts out 8s constantly
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: WPPF on January 28, 2010, 03:44:41 PM
I was just in class and some kids breath smelled so bad I felt like vomiting.  Worse than any anal smell I've ever encountered.   It smelled like a million dead things rotting in his tonsils, perfumed with coffee and cigarette smoke.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on January 28, 2010, 03:48:04 PM
So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: snm95ls on January 28, 2010, 04:11:01 PM
So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover

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Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: j.h.christ on January 28, 2010, 04:14:16 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you?

gotta lose weight somehow.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: WPPF on January 28, 2010, 04:41:37 PM
So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover

I can smell your gapped out anus all the way from ohio.
Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on January 28, 2010, 05:10:44 PM
So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover

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Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: shadow on January 28, 2010, 05:11:59 PM
So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover

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Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: WPPF on January 28, 2010, 05:16:06 PM
So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover

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Title: Re: **FART THREAD**
Post by: Joseph Davis on January 28, 2010, 05:33:11 PM
ZINGA!!