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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: DRQPQUT on January 27, 2010, 07:29:06 PM
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ok so post your farts throughout the day and rate them on a 1 to 10 scale with 10 being the worst....
i walked thru the office today and left a 8 on the fart scale as i walked out the back door..the girls faces in the office was priceless
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That wasnt a fart.. You smelt your own griz
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I'll have to get my gf to do the ratings. She doesn't appreciate dutch ovens.
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the wife says my farts mells like a deat rat that swallowed another dead rat
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the wife says my farts mells like big foots dick
thats cool
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12 I make my friends gag. If i have to poop in the middle of the day i go to my buddies shop, drop a dump and leave with out flushing. typicaly it clears the 2500 sqft shop for 30 min.
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I had some sort of 24-hour bug yesterday that woke me up a few times in the middle of the night to go spew at both ends.
Basically pissed out my ass, and the gas that followed was extreme. Off the charts.
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One night the farts with my watery and grits-like shit a few days ago were strong enough to make me swear out loud. 5 minutes later when I passed by the mens locker room where I work it still smelt of rancid death.
I work at a hospital.
I had eaten the hospital chilli earlier that day
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I've farted and woken the wife up from a dead sleep. She ran from the room gagging and slept on the couch that day.
Non dutch oven.
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I've farted and woken the wife up from a dead sleep. She ran from the room gagging and slept on the couch that day.
;D haha sick
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Im willing to bet not a single one of you is ready for me.....as sad as that is
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i have eaten nothing but vegan food and stoli+7up for the last 4 days. i'm ripe as fuck, i would be hard pressed to assign numerical value to it.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
Apparently fermented soy based products, judging from the ingredients.
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NIGGERS
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My farts smell like Hate and shame.
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I just crop dusted my buddy's office, he ran out with tears in his eyes. 9/10
I see a 10/10 as near instantaneous vomitting.
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My farts smell like Hate and shame.
Semen will do that to you id imagine
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Scared the new engineer away from my desk yesterday with a series of small 9's, damn i could barely stand myself, and anyone who's road tripped with me knows what i mean.
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My farts smell like Hate and shame.
Semen will do that to you id imagine
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i have eaten nothing but vegan food and stoli+7up for the last 4 days. i'm ripe as fuck, i would be hard pressed to assign numerical value to it.
my wifes sister is a vegetarian its what promted me to start this thread!!!!! her ass puts out 8s constantly
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I was just in class and some kids breath smelled so bad I felt like vomiting. Worse than any anal smell I've ever encountered. It smelled like a million dead things rotting in his tonsils, perfumed with coffee and cigarette smoke.
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So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover
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So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
gotta lose weight somehow.
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So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover
I can smell your gapped out anus all the way from ohio.
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So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover
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So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover
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So you encount5er alot of anal smell huh... Why does that not suprise me in the least you colonlickingcocklover
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ZINGA!!