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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Eggylshatch on February 09, 2010, 01:15:59 AM

Title: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
Post by: Eggylshatch on February 09, 2010, 01:15:59 AM: This isn't new, but I feel like a lot of you probably aren't up on the latest Shakira videos. GOD DAMN. She is so fucking sexy. Theres a few weird parts in the video, and if you can't tolerate the music just mute it and put on your own, but I recommend just giving it a listen once. My girlfriend showed me this video, so its probably one you could watch with your lady and you'd both enjoy, but for very different reasons.

Enough talking.

Shakira - She Wolf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k#normal)

Also, my girlfriend said she would do a threesome with Shakira and I, so if anyone has her contact info send me a pm. quickly.
Title: Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
Post by: Teg2boo on February 09, 2010, 02:14:28 AM: You just found out that she's sexy? Welcome back to 2000 lol
Title: Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
Post by: HiProfile on February 09, 2010, 04:40:49 AM: The dancing sucks, too much roboto jerking shit for me. Only thing that makes it "enjoyable" is a good male imagination. "I'd put my legs there and there, then ram it home til she cried...wait that next pose is even better..."
Title: Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
Post by: d-rail on February 09, 2010, 04:47:49 AM: I can't stand her music but i've been jerking off to her look a likes for yrs
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Post by: salesmonkey on February 09, 2010, 09:11:31 AM: damn thats awesome, for some reason i thought she was a off colored chocolate bitch. never seen a music video and only heard one of her songs on the radio. the one that says shakira shakira something about a body like that(i have no clue what she says but thats what i remember). is that the same lady?
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Post by: drivin96 on February 09, 2010, 03:59:24 PM: only good part for me camel toe at 53 sec ;D
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Post by: Urban Indian on February 09, 2010, 07:21:11 PM: Passengers brother is a Male Model

He is the husband at the end of the video
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Post by: t_cel_t on February 09, 2010, 08:05:51 PM: did he tap that azzzz
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Post by: Passenger on February 09, 2010, 08:14:01 PM: Yeah that is my little brother at the end. I never asked him about it though, I think he is back visiting this week I'll try to remember to ask him about it.
Title: Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
Post by: salesmonkey on February 09, 2010, 10:01:48 PM: ive already watched this a few times...Aroooooooooo
Title: Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
Post by: Eggylshatch on February 09, 2010, 10:57:52 PM: I'm going to fill my studio apartment with a cage for my girlfriend. and then invite Shakira. When she does that slow butt raise in the cage, I jizz in my pants.
Title: Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
Post by: salesmonkey on February 09, 2010, 11:37:43 PM: Quote from: Eggylshatch on February 09, 2010, 10:57:52 PM
I'm going to fill my studio apartment with a cage for my girlfriend. and then invite Shakira. When she does that slow butt raise in the cage, I jizz in my pants.

hahah ya, you could cage your gf up and then kidnap shakira
Title: Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
Post by: Whitey on February 10, 2010, 01:53:32 PM: Quote from: Eggylshatch on February 09, 2010, 01:15:59 AM
Also, my girlfriend said she would do a threesome with Shakira and I, so if anyone has her contact info send me a pm. quickly.

I'm about to do a onesome with that video....let your girlfriend know she can join in if she wants.
Title: Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
Post by: notfastcrx on February 10, 2010, 01:54:35 PM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4gifs.com%2Fgallery%2Fd%2F129884-1%2FShakira_booty_shake.gif&hash=6e4471e5bf378f07a4d5d29358be890a0441ad1f)
Title: Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 11, 2010, 12:23:09 PM: Eggy, you listen to Shakira? I knew you were a total faggot. You probably hang out with Johnny and listen to Lady Gaga and Britney too. :?:
Title: Re: Not porn, but pretty damn close.
Post by: 97Econobox on February 11, 2010, 01:35:38 PM: The wifey and i have a Sex sammich clause in the marriage for Pink. if we ever meet her we will attempt to make a sex sandwich with her. The wifey understands that i will undoubtedly try to K-fed her ass so we can have monies too.

Fuck corey hart i can take him.

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.musictimes.com.au%2Fuserimages%2Fpink05.jpg&hash=9c392aead1914a2ca5d1833b83964dd42594c8e9)