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Title: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: fysh on February 14, 2010, 08:11:57 AM
Long story, but here it goes. Went to a buddies house to party this weekend. Been there several times and always have a good time. Anyway, bunch of people show up that night that I didn't know. I'm getting along fine with everyone except this group of country boys that were my friend's sister's friends. For some reason these dudes have had it out for me all night. I go outside to piss, and they lock me out. When someone else lets me inside, they start calling me a faggot and shit. I kept my cool, and tried to ignore them. Went to the other room to answer a phone call and they are still talking shit from the kitchen loud enough so they know I can hear it. Again, I keep my cool and try and stay cordial. Go out to the garage to hang out with my boys and hit on this fine ass girl, minding my own business and shit. Anyway, someone out of that group of country boys throws a beer can at me. By this time, I'm starting to get pissed and confused. I'm yelling who the fuck threw that and what the fuck their problem with me was. No one confesses and no one gives me a straight answer why I keep getting fucked with. One of the kids just smiles and winks at me trying to act cute and shit. Not long after that, shit starts escalating really quick and I'm yelling "I haven't done shit to any of you, idk what your fucking problems are". I guess one dude pushes this guy named Ross and then his buddy comes lunging at me. Well, I take the guy to the ground, put him in a triangle choke almost instantly, and then precede to beat the living fuck out of the kid's face. His other buddy didn't like that much so he kicks me in the head then starts stomping my face. Gave me a couple bumps and bruises and cut my lip. The fight gets broken up and they are told to go home. I figure everything is done and over with. So my friends calm me down, I drank a bit more and then that fine ass girl tells me she has to run to a friends house real quick but she asks me to stay @ the party cuz she wants to see me when she gets back. She doesn't come back, I don't think much of it and I go to bed. Wake up the next morning to go home, jump in the truck, and the truck is pulling hard to the left. Jump out and notice that there was a 1 inch slit in the sidewall of my passenger tire. Keep in mind these are $300/each Nitto 555 295/45/18's

I go back to my friend's house and I'm livid. We get the whole story from my friend's sister about why her friends fucked with me. Turns out, the dude Ross was talking shit to her. She complained to her friends and then they had some vendetta out. What the dumbasses didn't confirm was that I wasn't the one talking shit. I didn't even talk shit when they were being dicks to me. Idk, if they actually thought I was the one who was or they thought me and Ross were tight because I talked to the guy while we were playing circle of death. I'm still lost on how I was even involved in any of this shit. What's fucked up is that during the fight, Ross never actually got punched. I get fucking my head stomped. I get my tires slashed. And the reason the hot girl didn't come back was because the dumbfuck's thought her car was Ross's and slashed her tire too.

Here's the dilemma, I'm out a $300 tire. I filed a police report and the cops said they really can't do much. So here's my options: 1) Suck it up, have my insurance cover it and my rates will raise 2) Try and get the sister to get her friends to pay for it 3) I can't prove the vandalism but witnesses saw that I was hit first, so I could threaten filing assault charges if they don't pay up 4) Find out where one of these redneck faggots live/work, then me and some angry big ol' buddies can wait for him outside and give him plenty of reasons to give me his ATM card and his pin and just take the cash out.

So, what would you guys do?



Cliffs:
Guy talks shit to girl
Girl complains to friends
Friends misidentify the shit talker and think it was me
Got into a fight
My $300 tire got slashed
Need some ideas
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: 2slow on February 14, 2010, 08:19:47 AM
man i really dont think that your gonna get money from those guys. i would either just beat the shit out of which ever one did it to your tire. or beat up your stupid ass friends sister for starting this shit and tell her to pay for it and then once she does pay for it stick it in her ass really fucking hard while taking pictures then post the pic on here
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 14, 2010, 09:32:32 AM
So, what would you guys do?

Write a novel whining about it on a car forum full of apathetic assholes?  :-\
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Joseph Davis on February 14, 2010, 10:32:50 AM
Get us as much information as you can so we can fuck their lives up.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: colt45 on February 14, 2010, 10:51:45 AM
get some phone numbers
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: arsenio on February 14, 2010, 11:07:05 AM
Bricks through windshields.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: clwtwizted on February 14, 2010, 11:18:04 AM
Find out as much as you can about these fucks, Post phone numbers and go to there house and slash all of there tires. If cops cant pin shit on them, Then cops cant pin shit on you! :evil:
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Minor Threat on February 14, 2010, 11:31:31 AM
Get us as much information as you can so we can fuck their lives up.

DING DING DING
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: patsmx5 on February 14, 2010, 11:34:38 AM
Find out as much as you can about these fucks, Post phone numbers and go to there house and slash all of there tires. If cops cant pin shit on them, Then cops cant pin shit on you! :evil:
This. But I would also include arsenio's advice for the finishing touches.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: clwtwizted on February 14, 2010, 11:52:14 AM
Find out as much as you can about these fucks, Post phone numbers and go to there house and slash all of there tires. If cops cant pin shit on them, Then cops cant pin shit on you! :evil:
This. But I would also include arsenio's advice for the finishing touches.

Agreed
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: arsenio on February 14, 2010, 01:56:51 PM
Get a set of lexan knuckles. I can't seem to find a set of clear polished lexan... Mostly painted ABS or other plastic.


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If these was polished, it would be harder to see.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Corey on February 14, 2010, 02:09:19 PM
a couple big dudes on your side is good persausion for repayment of said slashed tire.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: 1fasthf on February 14, 2010, 02:14:31 PM
info of said hicks
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: widebody93 on February 14, 2010, 02:54:41 PM
Where is the CRX, HHH, OCZC, JDSAP vote on this?
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Ntrain2k on February 14, 2010, 03:37:06 PM
Honestly, I would have went the fuck off earlier than you did and seriously fucked at least one of them up before the friends jumped in. Then I would systematically stalk the rest and fuck them up individually until I was finished. They would remember me for the rest of their pathetic lives as they would be reminded of it every time they looked into a fucking mirror or whenever they tried to walk.

I do not get fucked with very much IRL at all. I make my point and do it with intent.

As for the tire, when I'd pay for it myself, keep the receipt.

When I found the one who did it, I'd fuck him up every damn time I caught him out until he paid for it.

Different situation, but recently had something happen. Motherfucker moved 4 hours away to stay away from me and mine.

I'm not a badass, but I do flip the fuck out when pushed.

Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: ifly87 on February 14, 2010, 05:14:36 PM
You need to man up and post their names, phone numbers, and adresses.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: fysh on February 14, 2010, 05:35:16 PM
You need to man up and post their names, phone numbers, and adresses.

I would, but I don't know any info yet. I don't even have a single current phone number for these jackasses. Only person that knows anything about these guys is the sister and she won't talk. I'm trying to find out some more info though. Like I said, that party was the first time I had ever met any of them. My buddy doesn't know a whole lot about them either. But I will find info and I will get my money one way or another.

As far as slashing their tires or throwing a brick through their windshield? fuck that. I don't damage people's property. That's immature. I also fight fair, 1v1, and never step into a fight that isn't mine unless my buddy (if mutually involved) is getting his ass whooped bad enough that the fight needs to be ended. My confrontation skills are on a much higher level than these country boy faggots, and I won't come down to their level. If it comes down to it, I settle my differences with my fists and once its over, its over. But trust me, if it can't get resolved peacefully then I have no problem beating some ass until I get my damages covered. 

Ntrain, I don't like to resolve my issues with violence. I keep my cool in most situations and try and keep level headed even when drunk. But trust me, after the dude lunged me and I started rearranging his face he didn't want to fight me anymore after it was broken up. He was one of the first of the group to head for the door.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Joseph Davis on February 14, 2010, 05:45:06 PM
Fysh, you suck as much at getting even as you do at relationships.  I thought you knew by now the nice guy shit doesn't work?
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Passenger on February 14, 2010, 06:14:34 PM
Sounds like you would be best off just paying for new tires instead of going through insurance, and not continuing to hang out with goons.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Ntrain2k on February 14, 2010, 06:19:18 PM

Ntrain, I don't like to resolve my issues with violence. I keep my cool in most situations and try and keep level headed even when drunk. But trust me, after the dude lunged me and I started rearranging his face he didn't want to fight me anymore after it was broken up. He was one of the first of the group to head for the door.

Keep cool, yes. Recognize when shit is going to go down and react first.

The first to head out the door is probably the one that cut your shit. Should have escorted those motherfuckers out of the place, then removed yourself from the situation.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: jay on February 14, 2010, 06:30:31 PM
i rhmt answer is obvious.

kidnap your sisters friend and tie her up in one of your closets.

proceed to skullfuck/assfuck/rape her everyday multiple times a day for as long as you see fit to get your money back and then some.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: j.h.christ on February 14, 2010, 07:05:37 PM
suicide bomb those motherfuckers
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: danz on February 14, 2010, 09:27:27 PM
just go get your $300 worth from beating the faggots one at a time.

Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: jay on February 14, 2010, 09:47:50 PM
suicide bomb those motherfuckers

its wwrhmtd not wwtsnd
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Ntrain2k on February 14, 2010, 09:48:35 PM
suicide bomb those motherfuckers

its wwrhmtd not wwtsnd

lol
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: TTC on February 14, 2010, 11:16:17 PM
Send a buddy to hangout with the girl in question. Hit on her, seduce and reap the benefits of sexing her up.  Afterwards she will confide in you, then assrape her, get the info and proceed.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Ntrain2k on February 15, 2010, 12:38:54 AM
Send a buddy to hangout with the girl in question. Hit on her, seduce and reap the benefits of sexing her up.  Afterwards she will confide in you, then assrape her, get the info and proceed.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on February 15, 2010, 01:21:09 AM
suicide bomb those motherfuckers

its wwrhmtd not wwtsnd

What Would The Sand Nigger Do?
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: keelay on February 15, 2010, 02:08:18 AM
About time buk's faggot ass came back!

Find them and everything about them. Then let the situation die for a good while. Then start systematically ripping their lives apart. Set them up for crimes (planting evidence), kill their pets (i like animals, but chances they do too), destroy their vehicles (find it unlocked, or gain access to under the hood. sand in oil helps). Plaster photoshoops of them over social network sites. drop hints with the local sheriff that they are dealing. Then plant said drugs in vehicle, (along with kiddie porn) then drop hints that they are about to make a large deal. they will go down for the drugs and the CP.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 15, 2010, 02:26:38 AM
LOL
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: keelay on February 15, 2010, 02:47:36 AM
um, stop buying $300 tires :?:

But you cant find them mad tyte low pro's cheaper dawg.

Just slash the other 3 tires and look at it like you lowered your failboat another inch. I hear thats how they're doing it in JDM land.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: HiProfile on February 15, 2010, 03:12:53 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103003/quotes (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103003/quotes)

Quote from: Suburban Commando Movie
Gangleader: Do you have any idea what we are gonna do to you? If we find any kind of scratch?
Shep Ramsey: Lemme guess. Your gonna pound my face.
Gangleader: What are you nuts? This is the '90s. We're gonna sue you.


I like keelay's ideas. That will ruin their lives. It will also make your criminal complaint much more believable that they assaulted you and destroyed your property.


At the very least, do the criminal complaint thing. They can threaten to beat you again, but that would land them right in county jail until their initial court appearance for the assault.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Corey on February 15, 2010, 03:14:58 AM
um, stop buying $300 tires :?:

not everyone buys tires at the dollar store. also no everyone rides around on 15" rims.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: ironcrx on February 15, 2010, 03:20:37 AM
Do the criminal suit thing first.  Put some pressure from law/courts on them and they might cover your shit they fucked with. 

but if they dont....

FUCK EM' UP!!!
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Doug on February 15, 2010, 06:19:07 AM
Yeah I would threaten them with assault charges first, and if you have someone who seen it or at least "seen it" then try to file (even if they do pay). If that fails then do a little self justice.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: j.h.christ on February 15, 2010, 06:29:24 AM
turn the other cheek
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 15, 2010, 08:53:24 AM
Nitric acid in their Visine bottles.  8)
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: junkyard racer on February 15, 2010, 10:00:09 AM
why arent the cliffs at the beginning of the story.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 15, 2010, 10:51:40 AM
why arent the cliffs at the beginning of the story.

Because then they would be headers notes.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Joseph Davis on February 15, 2010, 11:12:09 AM
Keelay, go back to 4chan.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: keelay on February 15, 2010, 11:15:03 AM
nah, I think I'll stay here. Thanks for the concern JD
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: fysh on February 15, 2010, 01:54:21 PM
um, stop buying $300 tires :?:

Mike, since you don't have anything to do all day. Go ahead and price me some tires for stock Ford Lightning wheels. I'll give you a hint, the stock size is 295/45/18. Lemme know what the Dollar Store Tire Shop has to offer that isn't $300 shipped. I'm running Nitto 555 and they are one of the cheapest tires offered in those dimensions. So good call.


But you cant find them mad tyte low pro's cheaper dawg.

Just slash the other 3 tires and look at it like you lowered your failboat another inch. I hear thats how they're doing it in JDM land.

What? JDM land? My truck was made in Canada, not Japan. Whats the trend there? Oh yeah, good call.


As for everything else, sounds like some solid advice. I think me and some buddies are going to confront one of the guys when he's alone (leaving work or something) and simply say "there's an easy way and a hard way to do this. Easy way is you volunteer me your keys, your cell phone, your ATM card and your pin number. Hard way is: we take your keys, your cell phone, your atm card, and your pin number, then we beat you to an inch of your life and leave you for dead."

As far as fucking the sister? She weighs twice as much as I do. She's a big ol' girl.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Joseph Davis on February 15, 2010, 02:29:12 PM
Tow the CRX with the Lightning, I'll do a two for one tuning deal that will put a smile on your face.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Joseph Davis on February 17, 2010, 10:43:40 AM
Mike, that's fucking stupid.  Why would anyone devalue a Lightning?
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 17, 2010, 10:45:35 AM
Mike, that's fucking stupid.  Why would anyone devalue own a Lightning?
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: j.h.christ on February 17, 2010, 10:46:45 AM


you can swap different rims on your truck and buy cheaper tires.



you can drink your own pee a few times too when your mom tells you she can't afford the water bill either, but who's keeping score?
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: 97Econobox on February 17, 2010, 10:47:10 AM
Mike, you're fucking stupid. strippers will sleep with you for 50 bucks.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 17, 2010, 11:17:25 AM
Mike, you're fucking stupid. strippers will massage any guys' tip for a tip while they are grinding for hot pocket and diaper money.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 17, 2010, 03:48:38 PM
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Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 17, 2010, 03:51:15 PM
just proving my point.
too ignorant to say anything, gotta post the same pic in every thread

A picture speak a thousand words.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: j.h.christ on February 17, 2010, 03:55:09 PM
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Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: Adam Lofton on February 17, 2010, 04:31:13 PM
at least yours makes sense

In keeping with the reality that your mother has a huge penis, mine makes perfect sense. But I like J.H.Christ's too.
Title: Re: Had a bit of an incident this weekend. WWRHMTD?
Post by: arsenio on February 17, 2010, 06:26:02 PM
Just because you take the EBT card down to exchange for cash dosent mean you are paying the bills.

 You are just a middle man.