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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: rsmith2786 on March 30, 2009, 12:47:37 AM

Title: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: rsmith2786 on March 30, 2009, 12:47:37 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=1&term=Ryan (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=1&term=Ryan)

See what comes up for your names.  My favorites for Ryan:

A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers

A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.  All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.  Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.

A boy you ask to have his babies.

A man with an 11 incher who picks up a lot of milfs at the library.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: danz on March 30, 2009, 12:51:37 AM
im surprised there is nothing for HMT... lol.

Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Logan76 on March 30, 2009, 12:53:30 AM
Logan:

"Generally a man of great character, possessed of a fabulous sexual magnitism. Courageous, your quintessential knight-in-shining armor type.
Example: "Logan is the perfect boyfriend."

"the sexiest man in the world!
David Hasselhoff is a logan! "

"The hottest guy alive.
The kind of guy that will rock YOUR world.
Dude, he's such a logan "

"A creature lurking around somewhere in the Romanian countryside. Logan is a sexlicious man-beast.

Logan has wings made of chocolate. "

Who the fuck writes this shit lol?

a video for the bored:
Corenell & Lisa Marie Experience - Keep on Jumpin (http://vimeo.com/2841729)
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: highroller54 on March 30, 2009, 01:06:17 AM
Most Chad's got a Chuck Norris like beard.   

Chad, a person that thinks he is best at everything

He thinks he is gods gift to woman, arrogant, a prick, bi-polar, hated and loved

 :noel:
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Ricky101 on March 30, 2009, 02:53:21 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricky (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ricky)
Ricky
1.  ricky  283 up, 182 down
 the coolest person in the word; awesomeness. <3
dude that kid is sooooooooo cool! deffinately not as cool as ricky though! 

3.  Ricky  73 up, 29 down
 An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls. 


4.  Ricky  46 up, 34 down
 A drug dealer from Southern California.

"Yo, where are the dros?"
"Get them from Ricky."
 



#4 is the funniest
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Adam Lofton on March 30, 2009, 04:25:17 AM
What I did to your mom...


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pink+sock (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pink+sock)
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: hotrex on March 30, 2009, 07:50:52 PM
Josh  97 up, 46 down
 Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.

Only reason why i'm still alive is because Josh hasn't found me yet! 


Josh  66 up, 32 down
 An amazing person that gets all the ladies. He loves to play sports, and is so ripped hes not allowed to hug. The ladies love his big dick. He is also a genius at everything and has too many friends. He plays guitar very great and listens to screamo and heavy metal all day.
Hey u r very cool, r u Josh?
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Urban Indian on March 30, 2009, 07:58:22 PM
    levi   519 up, 233 down
The epitome of what is ridiculous in the world, the word "levi" describes a person that has done, is, will do or currently does 1 or more of the following:
a) Has their mom fill out all of their college applications for them.
b) Likes to do math problems with their father as a means of "bonding."
c) Honestly believes baseball is a grueling sport.
d) Aims for their chest while ejaculating.
e) Enjoys the taste of their own semen.
f) Shaves logos into their head (ie. the Chargers Lightning Bolt).
g) Thinks they are good at surfing even though everyone knows damn well they aren't.
h) Has their mom read their high school reading to them because they can't do it alone
i) Tells his mom that while they personally weren't drinking at the party, his closest friends (who happen to be with him at the time of confession) were.
j) Is going to fail at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo and at life, but hasn't realized it yet.

Anything that makes you want to scream in anger or cry in pity is what "levi" is.

Far and away the most unprestigious person to walk the face of the earth, and I believe that all that is wrong in the world is the consequence of his actions. I apologize to all for his existence.

Note: All others in this dictionary praising those with the name levi represent exactly what i'm talking about, and i can guarantee that they are all named levi.
Levi is the most levi person in the world. There is no one more levi than Levi.

When questionedm regarding the possibility of some "residue" entering the mouth after ejaculating toward the chest, Levi simply responded, "I don't care, it's my own."

Why would you do something so levi?!?!?!
ridiculous retarded lame stingy ugly
by Fardallon Parto Dec 22, 2005


2.    Levi   126 up, 93 down
Loving, beautiful, handsome, great, awsome, someone you can depend on
Levi is someone everyone should meet!
by Lesa Peterson Mar 28, 2005 share this


3.    Levi   50 up, 28 down
A pale albino child found in the northern regions of canada. These strange creatures migrate every two months into peoples basements to play world of warcraft. These creatures suffer from vampire like symptoms in which they burn up when under direct sun light.Strangely enough, only one of the creatures testicles drop in it's lifetime, giving it a weird highpitched voice.
Oh my god, when I got home from work,
there were several Levi huddled around the the computer playing world of warcraft, luckily my name is Zin, and the Levi fled instantly.




CLIFF NOTES:

I get my mom to do my homework, I like the taste of cum, I like to cum on my chest, I am beautiful/handsome trustworthy,and a big nerd


GREAT  :'(
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Sinister on March 30, 2009, 08:19:47 PM
FYI, I knew a Levi in school, and he was a god damn prick. He threw sand in my eyes when we were friends in elementary school, I beat the shit out of him, and never talked to him again. Just FYI  :P

daniel    1172 up, 592 down love ithate it
   
Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.

the 2nd definition is way too fuckin long so ill just copy this

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.

word used for guys who confuse chicks beyond confuzzlement.

Daniel is a fox. He doesn't just look like a fox, he doesn't just act like a fox, but he actually is a fox.

Daniel may also be described by words including gorgeous, sexy, amazing, incredible and the best one.

a mountain of a man, usually a slender italian wrestler who is very easy to fall in love with.

then there's 5 more pages... how about slightly overweight, turboless, scotch-irish/german rum lovin son of a bitch? I should submit that as a def...
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: dvst8r on March 30, 2009, 08:34:09 PM
brett   661 up, 294 down
An extremely attractive American male who is good at everything. Often can be found in beautiful women's beds.
That guy has it all, man, he's such a brett.

brett   298 up, 118 down
a very seductive male. usually very attractive. everyone wants him. most amazing guy you will ever meet.
daaamn. look at that brett.

brett   142 up, 65 down
only the most amazing guy you will ever meet. once you get with him, never ever let him go. you will regret it and wish you could go back in time. he sooo adorable, very funny, very smart, good at everything he does, and always knows just how to make someone smile. he is loved by many, and always will be. <3
p1:heyy, whats the matter?
p2:oh nothing, just thinking about how i love brett
p1:yeah me too

Brett   117 up, 55 down
a male who is well known amongst his friends as a womanizer and has a huge inflated ego. But he is also goonishly handsome and a blast to hang out with. As long as you dont fall for him you will be fine...but good luck with that cuz he is just so charismatic. Once you do fall for a Brett you will never be able to look at another guy the same way.
I talked to Brett for almost 8.5 hours last night online!!!

Brett   45 up, 27 down
Brett hates to lose, and excessively use the word "oh". Brett can be sweet when he wants to be, but is quite sneaky. One good thing about Brett is he looks amazing in a towel. Brett may also go by the name killer or dear.
Wow, did you see Brett in that towel?!!?

Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: brine04 on March 30, 2009, 08:44:51 PM
1.    Brandon    1001 up, 505 down
An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.

2.    Brandon    1377 up, 765
   
The most AMAZING person alive.
Brandon makes me feel special.

3.    brandon    1255 up, 790 down
   
a guy with a huge dick
Man that guys a Brandon

4.    Brandon    757 up, 500 down
   
A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!
Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!

3 of them refer to cocks I must be a dick.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on March 30, 2009, 09:27:38 PM
1.  Lincoln  112 up, 14 down
 An event or action that causes such awe that it blows your mind and causes great confusion.
Or an event or action that is so badass words cannot be expressed to explain it.
I just watched the movie The Machine Girl and im totally lincoln right now.

The song lotion by the greenskeepers totally lincolned me the first time i saw it.

We drank how much alcohol, man im totally lincoln right now.
 
 Lincoln  57 up, 47 down
 A lincoln is when you shave your pubes and then ejaculate in the girls face then throw on your pubes so it looks like abe lincolns beard.
man i gave that bitch a lincoln
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: ratcityrex on March 30, 2009, 09:41:47 PM
LOL


A.J. 

1.  A.J.  8 up, 6 down
 commonly known as "apple juice"


2.  A.J.  18 up, 24 down
 A male sticks one finger up the bum-hole of a female for sexual pleasure. This technique is called A.J. because the male is usually named A.J. who is preforming or has the initials A.J. The male is also usually a "jock" or good at sports and the female is usually younger then the male be two years.




RAT CITY
1.  Rat City  19 up, 5 down
 Widely used slang term for white center, a city in Seattle's south end; known for it's ghetto appearance and unscrupulous practices. 'The scum center of unincorporated King County.'
"Don't go wandering around Rat City at night, unless you're looking for trouble."
 


Andrew

2.  andrew  1743 up, 617 down
 Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser 

4.  andrew  922 up, 320 down
 the modern day superman, makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows
Aaron: damn nigga you owned me with a pillow andrew 

5.  andrew  1190 up, 686 down
 the hottest shit alive.
has been laid by jenna jamenson, tila tequila, pamela anderson, and other hoes that dont stank.
duuude that guy reminds me of andrew, he gets all the hot girls!!


8.  Andrew  242 up, 81 down
 A complete stud who all girls want to fuck. He has a large cock and some girls think it is perfect. Is kind and never is mean to people.
I wish i were like andrew 



Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Conceptz-X on March 30, 2009, 09:50:50 PM
Jordan  

A different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long  
-----------------------------------------
 the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!
"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."  
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 A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch
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The name Jordan can refer to several things. As a name, it comes from the Hebrew Yarden, meaning "one which descends", and assimilated into Latin as Jordanus. In Arabic it is Urdunn, in Italian Giordano, in Spanish Jord¨¢n, in Afrikaans Jordaan, in French Jourdain, and in Catalan Jord¨¤.

Eastern Europe and Asian referances to this name:

Name in chinese and japanese characters mean to flow, to fall down, relating to the river jordan but also to the latin "one which descends".


Person 1: Is his name Jordan?
Person 2: Yeah, the name probably got named after the river.
Person 1: Not true, Christian properties of the name were probably thought of first.  
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Jordan is a name given to kings and leaders. Statistically people named Jordan make more money than others. Jordans are mildly violent and generally will speak up for themselves. Jordan is also a term used to define a drug dealer.
1) I wish I was Jordan, he's rich!
2) Go ask Jordan over there if he can give us a deal.





Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Tre West on March 30, 2009, 09:51:42 PM
Look up the definition for bozack.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Travis on March 30, 2009, 10:11:24 PM
travis    888 up, 424 down love ithate it
   
hottest guy ever!!!! usually used for sexual pleasure, but not in this case.
Travis es en fuego!!



Travis    163 up, 53 down love ithate it
   
The most badass, awesome, tough, scary, insane, jealous, great, moody, loud, non-sensitive, sexually hungry beast.
He is very caring for those close to him, but say one word to him and he will kick your ass.
Seriously.
Don't mess with this mother fucker.
"If you fuck with him he'll pull a Travis on you."
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on March 30, 2009, 10:19:31 PM
Look up Honda-tech :-[
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: 92CXyD on March 30, 2009, 10:23:00 PM
Try looking up just Russ : http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=russ (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=russ)   :yes:
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Sinister on March 30, 2009, 10:40:54 PM
Look up Honda-tech :-[

honda-tech    212 up, 80 down love ithate it
   
The #1 best site on the internet.
Honda-tech.com is the best site on the web.

I clicked "define" and copy/pasted, but substituted "best" for "worst". Lets see if it gets approved.  :noel:
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Teg2boo on March 30, 2009, 11:08:34 PM
LOL I like those. Call me Frank. :)


1.    Francis
   
Francis is a very attractive male, usually of Italian descent, but does not flaunt his nationality to attract females. Rather he shows his unsurpassed sporting and academic ability, and may remove his shirt from time to time to seal the deal.
Jill: So, have you seen Francis today?
Jane: Oh my golly who hasn't? He is just so damn attractive.
Jill: I heard he removed his shirt last week?
Jane: Yeah 7 girls who were there were taken to hospital with over-horny-itis, almost instantly.
francis sexy francesco frank attractive sex appeal

   
7.    Francis    25 up, 135 down love ithate it
   
Some folks who are named Francesco Shorten their names to Francis but then again to Frank. Why Even use Francis?
Hi my names frank, real name is francesco but use Francis instead of Francesco.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: xpert787 on March 31, 2009, 12:30:41 AM
"make it rain" = When you're in da club with a stack, and you throw the money up in the air at the strippers. The effect is that it seems to be raining money.

Always hear this on rap songs, now I actually know what it means lol.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: rsmith2786 on March 31, 2009, 12:55:31 AM
Make it hail:

When you at da club and yo broke ass ain't got no stacks to make it rain for strippers, throw all yo loose change (quarters, dimes, nickels, & pennies) at 'em.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 31, 2009, 06:11:02 AM
I just submitted:


Quote
Submission under review
Your entry is under review by editors.

realhomemadeturbo
Also called RHMT, it is DIY oriented web forum where everyone worth a fuck - the whole site, actually - went after Chris "xenocron" Harris sold the old site (HMT) to a french canadian faggot named Rick Potter.

RHMTers are typically angry blue collar sons of bitches, who are proud of what they can build with their own two hands and have no respect for the sort of people who buy parts out of catalogs. Common forum activities include technical debates, posting porn, sharing recipes, petty bickering, and hazing n00bs until they either become real men or get the hell off our forum. Women are welcome under the provision they post pictures of their tits.

I gots a realhomemadeturbo, nigga!

by Grand Wizard of the Internet on Mar 31, 2009


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Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Evans Performance on March 31, 2009, 07:20:28 AM
Scott   
See: Jesus Christ
Chuck Norris

"Oh my god it's Scott!"




Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: snohacking on March 31, 2009, 07:41:14 AM
4.    Ian    
   
The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.
I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there.

lol fuck ya
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 31, 2009, 09:23:09 AM
denied
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Teg2boo on March 31, 2009, 09:26:25 AM
I just submitted:


Quote
Submission under review
Your entry is under review by editors.

realhomemadeturbo
Also called RHMT, it is DIY oriented web forum where everyone worth a fuck - the whole site, actually - went after Chris "xenocron" Harris sold the old site (HMT) to a french canadian faggot named Rick Potter.

RHMTers are typically angry blue collar sons of bitches, who are proud of what they can build with their own two hands and have no respect for the sort of people who buy parts out of catalogs. Common forum activities include technical debates, posting porn, sharing recipes, petty bickering, and hazing n00bs until they either become real men or get the hell off our forum. Women are welcome under the provision they post pictures of their tits.

I gots a realhomemadeturbo, nigga!

by Grand Wizard of the Internet on Mar 31, 2009


tags: rhmt, www.realhomemadeturbo.com (http://) (http://) (http://) (http://) (http://) (http://) (http://), rhmt.com, hmt, homemadeturbo, www.homemadeturbo.com (http://) (http://) (http://) (http://) (http://) (http://) (http://), hmt.com, realhomemadeturbo.com, turbo, turbocharger, automotive performance, boost, faklad, nig nog, efi, diy, oczc, stealthmode, imburne, abaz, leed, bigdaddyvtec, peniswhistle, turbothis.net, porn, post tits or gtfo, holset, garrett, ihi, schwitzer, kkk, mitsubishi, honda, toyota, ford, chevrolet, pontiac, buick, mazda, mercury, acura, lexus, subaru, jeep, suzuki, yamaha, d16, buk9tp is a terrorist, nog, log, uncontrollable knowledgeabilities, christ, topmount, sinktrap, sink trap, ram horn, ramhorn, mini-ram, miniram, t2, t25, t28, t3, t4, t04b, t04e, t04r, rhb5, hy35, hx35, he351w, he351ve, k03, k04, k26, k27, gt15, gt20, gt25, gt28, gt30, gt35, gt40, gt42, gt45, hx30, hx25, hx40, hx50, hx52, hx55, h1c, h1e, s200, s300, s400, s256, s258, s362, s372, s374, s450, d-series, d16, fuck a k-series

Awesome!  ;D
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: E-b0la on March 31, 2009, 11:16:59 AM
brett   661 up, 294 down
An extremely attractive American male who is good at everything. Often can be found in beautiful women's beds.
That guy has it all, man, he's such a brett.

brett   298 up, 118 down
a very seductive male. usually very attractive. everyone wants him. most amazing guy you will ever meet.
daaamn. look at that brett.

brett   142 up, 65 down
only the most amazing guy you will ever meet. once you get with him, never ever let him go. you will regret it and wish you could go back in time. he sooo adorable, very funny, very smart, good at everything he does, and always knows just how to make someone smile. he is loved by many, and always will be. <3
p1:heyy, whats the matter?
p2:oh nothing, just thinking about how i love brett
p1:yeah me too

Brett   117 up, 55 down
a male who is well known amongst his friends as a womanizer and has a huge inflated ego. But he is also goonishly handsome and a blast to hang out with. As long as you dont fall for him you will be fine...but good luck with that cuz he is just so charismatic. Once you do fall for a Brett you will never be able to look at another guy the same way.
I talked to Brett for almost 8.5 hours last night online!!!

Brett   45 up, 27 down
Brett hates to lose, and excessively use the word "oh". Brett can be sweet when he wants to be, but is quite sneaky. One good thing about Brett is he looks amazing in a towel. Brett may also go by the name killer or dear.
Wow, did you see Brett in that towel?!!?


Best name ever.

Did you see the one about halo in there for "Brett"?

"when your playing a video game (such as halo) and you friend takes off in a vehicle, leaving you behind.
Dude, I died because you pulled a freakin' Brett. "
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Kenny Rogers on March 31, 2009, 11:31:22 AM
Greg    560 up, 138 down

A scottish word used mainly in glasgow, meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women
do you like him?
Yeah hes ok but hes a bit of a greg...
really, i thought he was shy?
nah he flirts with all the girls when hes drunk



Greg    77 up, 26 down

An Extremely good looking person. Coolest Kid Around. Extremely Funny. Very Modest.
Super Sam: Omigosh whos that kid?
Cory: Thats Greg.
Super Sam: Wow hes Hot.
Cory: Hes Pretty Cool Aswell.
Random Kid (Jack): Yeh, that Greg is on Great Guy, Wish I could be like him.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 31, 2009, 12:40:15 PM
I just submitted:


Quote
Submission under review
Your entry is under review by editors.

realhomemadeturbo
Also called RHMT, it is DIY oriented web forum where everyone worth a fuck - the whole site, actually - went after Chris "xenocron" Harris sold the old site (HMT) to a french canadian faggot named Rick Potter.

RHMTers are typically angry blue collar sons of bitches, who are proud of what they can build with their own two hands and have no respect for the sort of people who buy parts out of catalogs. Common forum activities include technical debates, posting porn, sharing recipes, petty bickering, and hazing n00bs until they either become real men or get the hell off our forum. Women are welcome under the provision they post pictures of their tits.

I gots a realhomemadeturbo, nigga!

by Grand Wizard of the Internet on Mar 31, 2009


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Awesome!  ;D

I said, denied.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Tre West on March 31, 2009, 01:13:47 PM
Hey Logan,

That soccer video is very nice. The brunette at the coin toss is smokin. I think she's the goalie on the penalty kick too. I want to sniff her butt like a dog.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Teg2boo on March 31, 2009, 01:14:27 PM
I just submitted:


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Submission under review
Your entry is under review by editors.

realhomemadeturbo
Also called RHMT, it is DIY oriented web forum where everyone worth a fuck - the whole site, actually - went after Chris "xenocron" Harris sold the old site (HMT) to a french canadian faggot named Rick Potter.

RHMTers are typically angry blue collar sons of bitches, who are proud of what they can build with their own two hands and have no respect for the sort of people who buy parts out of catalogs. Common forum activities include technical debates, posting porn, sharing recipes, petty bickering, and hazing n00bs until they either become real men or get the hell off our forum. Women are welcome under the provision they post pictures of their tits.

I gots a realhomemadeturbo, nigga!

by Grand Wizard of the Internet on Mar 31, 2009


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Awesome!  ;D

I said, denied.

I see, I see  :'(
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Sinister on March 31, 2009, 01:48:52 PM
On a good note though, my other defintion was approved:

honda-tech    1 thumb up love ithate it
   
The #1 worst site on the internet.
Honda-tech.com is the worst site on the web.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=1&term=honda-tech (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=1&term=honda-tech)

I think everyone needs to give that a thumbs up.  :yes:
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 31, 2009, 02:36:39 PM
Did you check page 2?

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8.  honda-tech  69 up, 110 down
 Epitome of human stupidity.
Visit Honda-Tech's General Discussion and Debate section for example.
 

Quick, somebody break that to AWDStylez.
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: trevor72 on March 31, 2009, 03:57:22 PM
haha
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trevor (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trevor)


well 1150 up 420 down can't be to far off.

"1) Trevor is an English name usually given to boys. It is an ancient celtic word meaning "large penis". Through scientific investigations and surveys, scientists have found that suprisingly almost every man named Trevor has an above average penis length and width.
Example: Trevor has an extraordinarily large penis.

2) A unit of measure equal to 1 dick-pound of thrust. Most often used to measure the amount of sexual prowess needed for a woman to achieve orgasm.

To convert to metric units 1000 Trevors is equal to 1 metric Dick-Ton of force
Man, Angelina Jolie is easy it only took me 3 Trevors to make her squeal.

Damn! Britney is fucking tight! It took me 50 Trevors just to get up in that! "

3) Most amazing boy in the world. Can always make you happy and smile whenever needed. Isn't just a boyfriend, but also a best friend. Sweet, adorible and awesome. One of the hottest boys on the earth :]
"Look at that Trevor, I wanna be just like him!"

"That boy is Trevolicious!"

4) The best friend a girl could ever have! EVER! Life would suck without Trevor. He's sweet, funny, adorable, outgoing, and not afraid of his inner nerd! Any girl would be SUPER lucky to date Trevor and I would be jealous of whoever she may be! :)

So yeah, the greatest person, inside and out, ever brought into this earth!
"Omg, do you know Trevor?"

"Yes! I'm so in love with him! He's such an amazing person!"


         they get less funny and more nerd from there....


Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on March 31, 2009, 04:14:52 PM
Look up your girls name...
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: SQ is the SQUAD on March 31, 2009, 09:33:22 PM
Passenger Brake
March 26
   5220 up, 467 down love ithate it
The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car.

It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment.

It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door.
Doris was using her passenger brake all the freaking way here. She's the one who made us late getting started from home by taking so long to get herself ready! I was just trying to make up some time getting through traffic...
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Conceptz-X on March 31, 2009, 09:39:29 PM
They denied RHMT, that site fails
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: Kenny Rogers on April 01, 2009, 02:43:31 PM
Swedish Rodeo
   
Take a swedish chick from behind, lean over to her ear and whisper quietly "I have AIDs," then try to keep your dick inside of her.
"Hey man, wanna go to Raceway tonight?" "No way man, I'm gonna play some Swedish rodeo with the hot foreign exchange chick!"
Title: Re: Urban Dictionary Awesomeness. Only the bored need apply.
Post by: HiProfile on April 04, 2009, 10:01:55 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=xenocron (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=xenocron)



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A magical, mythical beast. Has the powers to help humanity, but is fated to destroy instead. Often gives the most just before he takes all.

Remember how Xenocron ruined that website? He was always so helpful. Epic fail


 :noel: