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Title: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: El Beefo on March 10, 2010, 12:03:04 AM
He recived my money and manifold over 36 hours ago and its been well over 10 minutes since he was last online? Just wondering when Im gettin my stuff? My mistake, never asked him for vouches. Think I got Chris M'd :-\
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: t_cel_t on March 10, 2010, 12:03:58 AM
i call for his execution
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Teg2boo on March 10, 2010, 12:17:37 AM
Ban him already!
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Jorsher on March 10, 2010, 12:26:12 AM
One time he shipped my stuff with only 103 USPS flat-rate boxes instead of 107.
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Stealthmode on March 10, 2010, 12:56:33 AM
That fucking hoodwinker should be STOPPED!  >:(
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: rsmith2786 on March 10, 2010, 01:00:43 AM
Tomorrow is Wednesday...
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on March 10, 2010, 01:07:24 AM
Chris is okay in my book. 


looks white
loves crispy lumpia in exchange for transmissions
always gives a nog a deal
sub par musician
talks to me on the phone about most of you dumb fucks
he lives an hour from me

Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Atticus on March 10, 2010, 01:14:33 AM
Next thing you'll know USPS is telling you your package is in the UK

True story  :yes:
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: chris on March 10, 2010, 02:00:09 AM
Next thing you'll know USPS is telling you your package is in the UK

True story  :yes:



That one is still the best fuck up of the post office I have seen yet.
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: snm95ls on March 10, 2010, 02:00:43 AM
SCAMMER!!!!!!!!!






 ;D
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Stealthmode on March 10, 2010, 02:46:49 AM

talks to me on the phone about most of you dumb fucks




Talks to you, or you call him and he can't figure out how to tell you you're an annoying asian with more kids than should be allowed to be speaking on the phone to grown ass niggaz from a website?


Juss sayin.  :noel:
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Stealthmode on March 10, 2010, 02:50:17 AM
::noticed the thread is now locked, and can't figure out why::


::unlocked::   :noel:
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 10, 2010, 03:05:16 AM
Welcome to the asshole of the internet.
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: rsmith2786 on March 10, 2010, 03:06:18 AM
lolz
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: random-strike on March 10, 2010, 04:29:28 AM
MOTHER FUCKER
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: malichite on March 10, 2010, 01:55:31 PM
Welcome to the asshole of the internet where we take pride in our barbaric street justice!
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: 92CXyD on March 10, 2010, 01:58:30 PM
Yeah I was Chris M'd he fucking ship to me so fast I was not even prepared to port my intake for his 70mm tb and spacer yet. I had to wait to clean my intake up first and that took a day or two. :?:

LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Teg2boo on March 10, 2010, 02:32:22 PM
He shipped me 2 packages and it was both horror stories.

One was shipped in less than a week to canada with no damage and at a very cheap price.

The other one was the same story.

Both failures  :-\
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: arsenio on March 10, 2010, 02:42:10 PM
The failue was the good used parts from america that went to your shit hole canada.
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Teg2boo on March 10, 2010, 02:45:29 PM
Who said they were used?
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: arsenio on March 10, 2010, 02:47:15 PM
You are not helping your cause any.
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: patsmx5 on March 10, 2010, 05:39:46 PM
He shipped me 2 packages and it was both horror stories.

One was shipped in less than a week to canada with no damage and at a very cheap price.

The other one was the same story.

Both failures  :-\
Pretty shitty man.
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Teg2boo on March 10, 2010, 05:45:32 PM
You are not helping your cause any.

It's Chris M's fault anyway :P
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: 92CXyD on March 10, 2010, 05:55:38 PM
You are not helping your cause any.

It's Chris M's fault anyway :P

I agree, matter of fact I demand to give him more money for his shitty shipping practices.   :yes: ;) ::)
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Towdogg on March 10, 2010, 06:27:12 PM
Bump!  Vouch!   

Chris hooks it up.................
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: speedjunky01 on March 10, 2010, 07:21:56 PM
also pissed off at this mofof

his throttle body was only wrapped in 3' of new paper and boxed up 3 times, it took me JUST 30 minutes to get it out of the packaging
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: 92CXyD on March 10, 2010, 07:24:21 PM
also pissed off at this mofof

his throttle body was only wrapped in 3' of new paper and boxed up 3 times, it took me JUST 30 minutes to get it out of the packaging

LOL same here he over wraps stuff, damn it.
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: AbaZ on March 10, 2010, 07:26:24 PM
just a fyi chris m's bathroom looks like my garage.

Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Eggylshatch on March 10, 2010, 07:57:23 PM
just a fyi chris m's bathroom looks like my garage.



Filled with dead hookers, mounds of honda parts and turbos, and 30racks of keystone ice?
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: 92CXyD on March 10, 2010, 08:20:11 PM
just a fyi chris m's bathroom looks like my garage.

Lucky him his bathroom looks nothing like my garage. ;D
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: JACER63 on March 10, 2010, 08:50:39 PM
just like when i paid you for a ostrich and then you claimed the post office lost it, and then you kept half of my cash???still never found out what happened to it?

fishy
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: 92CXyD on March 10, 2010, 08:51:29 PM
just like when i paid you for a ostrich and then you claimed the post office lost it, and then you kept half of my cash???still never found out what happened to it?

fishy

Who you talking to?
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: JACER63 on March 10, 2010, 08:55:06 PM
just like when i paid you for a ostrich and then you claimed the post office lost it, and then you kept half of my cash???still never found out what happened to it?

fishy

Who you talking to?

boosted_stinkynuts    aka  elstinko
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: 92CXyD on March 10, 2010, 08:56:52 PM
just like when i paid you for a ostrich and then you claimed the post office lost it, and then you kept half of my cash???still never found out what happened to it?

fishy

Who you talking to?

How does this apply to this thread?

boosted_stinkynuts    aka  elstinko
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Ravage70 on March 10, 2010, 08:58:11 PM
Chris M stole my virginity. Fucken half gook  :yes:
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: JACER63 on March 10, 2010, 09:00:45 PM
just like when i paid you for a ostrich and then you claimed the post office lost it, and then you kept half of my cash???still never found out what happened to it?

fishy

Who you talking to?

How does this apply to this thread?

boosted_stinkynuts    aka  elstinko


just venting.. never found out what happened to the ostrich?  
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Sinister on March 10, 2010, 09:21:55 PM
Quote
Guys, learn to quote ffs
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: 92CXyD on March 10, 2010, 09:34:08 PM
Quote
Guys, learn to quote ffs
no shit, the forum has been up over a year and you guys still can't quote right
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Atticus on March 10, 2010, 10:25:51 PM
Next thing you'll know USPS is telling you your package is in the UK

True story  :yes:



That one is still the best fuck up of the post office I have seen yet.


Ya dude. I know many Americans don't know where Canada is but that was just retarded.
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Jorsher on March 10, 2010, 10:50:21 PM
Next thing you'll know USPS is telling you your package is in the UK

True story  :yes:



That one is still the best fuck up of the post office I have seen yet.


Ya dude. I know many Americans don't know where Canada is but that was just retarded.

At least we know the difference between bacon and ham.

FUCK YOU
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: El Beefo on March 10, 2010, 11:53:59 PM
just like when i paid you for a ostrich and then you claimed the post office lost it, and then you kept half of my cash???still never found out what happened to it?

fishy

Damn, forgot about that. Bout 3 years ago right? I sold it to get an ostrich 2.0 and i already sold that early last year. Never got an official response from the post office but what I was told prob happened is i didn't shut the drop box all the way and someone prob grabbed the package. I usually ship late at night using the auto kiosk. The drop box has a drum return kinda like old mailboxes. I later found out  that if you don't close it all the way the package isn't dropped into the lock box and chills in the drum.  :-\ If you still have unresolved issues let me know and we can "bang" something out. I take pride in my sales rep here and have yet to scam.... but maybe one day if its worth it. :P
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: El Beefo on March 10, 2010, 11:58:39 PM
Very interesting the diff routes this thread went... If you didnt get that this was a take-off of the marcj thread your an idiot and should have your pee hole fisted. amba lamps, bring it.
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Cooljnateman on March 10, 2010, 11:58:54 PM
this thread made my day lmao
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Whitey on March 11, 2010, 12:00:39 AM
in for pics of said bathroom
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: crxvtec91 on March 11, 2010, 12:29:55 AM
in for pics of said bathroom

+1

Damn Chris M, hooks up nogs with deals and ship to the east cost in less then a week :noel:
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Atticus on March 11, 2010, 01:00:05 AM
Next thing you'll know USPS is telling you your package is in the UK

True story  :yes:



That one is still the best fuck up of the post office I have seen yet.


Ya dude. I know many Americans don't know where Canada is but that was just retarded.

At least we know the difference between bacon and ham.

FUCK YOU


Congratulations. Is that the first thing you learned after the ''no kid left behind'' bill was passed?
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: JACER63 on March 11, 2010, 03:15:43 AM
just like when i paid you for a ostrich and then you claimed the post office lost it, and then you kept half of my cash???still never found out what happened to it?

fishy

Damn, forgot about that. Bout 3 years ago right? I sold it to get an ostrich 2.0 and i already sold that early last year. Never got an official response from the post office but what I was told prob happened is i didn't shut the drop box all the way and someone prob grabbed the package. I usually ship late at night using the auto kiosk. The drop box has a drum return kinda like old mailboxes. I later found out  that if you don't close it all the way the package isn't dropped into the lock box and chills in the drum.  :-\ If you still have unresolved issues let me know and we can "bang" something out. I take pride in my sales rep here and have yet to scam.... but maybe one day if its worth it. :P

never called you a scammer
was just wondering if it ever was found or what... damn sucks though
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 11, 2010, 09:56:00 AM
Next thing you'll know USPS is telling you your package is in the UK

True story  :yes:



That one is still the best fuck up of the post office I have seen yet.


Ya dude. I know many Americans don't know where Canada is but that was just retarded.

At least we know the difference between bacon and ham.

FUCK YOU


Congratulations. Is that the first thing you learned after the ''no kid left behind'' bill was passed?

Don't you have poutine to be eating??
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Jorsher on March 11, 2010, 12:55:13 PM
Next thing you'll know USPS is telling you your package is in the UK

True story  :yes:



That one is still the best fuck up of the post office I have seen yet.


Ya dude. I know many Americans don't know where Canada is but that was just retarded.

At least we know the difference between bacon and ham.

FUCK YOU


Congratulations. Is that the first thing you learned after the ''no kid left behind'' bill was passed?

Are you challenging my intelligence?  Please don't waste your time.  I was in the top ranked school in the state when that passed, sir.
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Atticus on March 12, 2010, 01:34:55 AM

Don't you have poutine to be eating??

No  :'(



Are you challenging my intelligence?  Please don't waste your time.  I was in the top ranked school in the state when that passed, sir.

I won't..... Just don't pull a Homer Simpson and try to tell me that ham, bacon and sausage come from some magical animal   ;)
Title: Re: Anyone know Chris M?
Post by: Jorsher on March 12, 2010, 01:49:26 AM

Are you challenging my intelligence?  Please don't waste your time.  I was in the top ranked school in the state when that passed, sir.

I won't..... Just don't pull a Homer Simpson and try to tell me that ham, bacon and sausage come from some magical animal   ;)

D'oh!