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Title: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: darkelvis on March 15, 2010, 07:58:36 PM
Epic thread on a local forum....

http://fargostreet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19247 (http://fargostreet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19247)

Short and sweet: local guy is trying to start a private stripper business using his ugly trailer park wife and his fat ogre roommate as the only two dancers...hilarity shall ensue

I ask you my RHMT brothers...if you are bored, chime in. :)
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: darkelvis on March 15, 2010, 08:02:21 PM
and his business' website: http://hotandtempting.weebly.com/ (http://hotandtempting.weebly.com/)
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: t_cel_t on March 15, 2010, 08:03:02 PM
'nikki' isnt too bad
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on March 15, 2010, 08:10:10 PM
'nikki' isnt too bad


sam is a fuckin whale
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: ADSR on March 15, 2010, 08:10:56 PM
125 for 30 min.

not bad if she takes it up the bum.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Cray91 on March 15, 2010, 08:20:12 PM
125 for 30 min.

not bad if she takes it up the bum.

If they are just dancers then I can't see this being a good plan. If they are whores, then sure he can get by with less than stellar talent. Good luck pimpn'.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: 92CXyD on March 15, 2010, 08:21:20 PM
Cheaper than the Tokyo "massage parlor" that got closed down in my area. ;D

http://www.trib.com/news/local/article_827de152-4213-59ab-a9cb-c815f010b850.html (http://www.trib.com/news/local/article_827de152-4213-59ab-a9cb-c815f010b850.html)

Checkout the ages of these whores.

http://www.trib.com/news/local/image_58f6f24b-231e-5636-b684-b20c212681a3.html (http://www.trib.com/news/local/image_58f6f24b-231e-5636-b684-b20c212681a3.html)

I see these personal message sometimes erotic and then you see these women getting arrested.

Then I'm who would pay money for a ugly women touching you and or fucking you. :?:

Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on March 15, 2010, 08:25:34 PM
nikki is someone that russ would love
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: 92CXyD on March 15, 2010, 08:27:55 PM
nikki is someone that russ would love

Maybe not love  :?:

But fuck her 'till she sore  :yes:

Which reminds me Levi can I get viagra from ya?





JK

I do not need shit yet  :?:
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on March 15, 2010, 08:30:56 PM
nikki is someone that russ would love

Maybe not love  :?:

But fuck her 'till she sore  :yes:

Which reminds me Levi can I get viagra from ya?





JK

I do not need shit yet  :?:

well i meant to put like. 


Levi got the plug on the Cialis
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Stealthmode on March 15, 2010, 08:39:02 PM
Dude, for $125 me and 2 of my road doggs can abuse Nikki? That's a steal.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: 92CXyD on March 15, 2010, 08:44:01 PM
Dude, for $125 me and 2 of my road doggs can abuse Nikki? That's a steal.

She is not that far you either. :evil:
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: ochoa on March 15, 2010, 08:51:55 PM
Quote
http://www.trib.com/news/local/image_58f6f24b-231e-5636-b684-b20c212681a3.html
fucking sick
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: 2slow on March 16, 2010, 12:28:23 AM
nikki looks like she wipes her ass frontwards. from the ass hole to the vagina. her pussy is brown  :?:
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on March 16, 2010, 12:33:21 AM
Cheaper than the Tokyo "massage parlor" that got closed down in my area. ;D

http://www.trib.com/news/local/article_827de152-4213-59ab-a9cb-c815f010b850.html (http://www.trib.com/news/local/article_827de152-4213-59ab-a9cb-c815f010b850.html)

Checkout the ages of these whores.

http://www.trib.com/news/local/image_58f6f24b-231e-5636-b684-b20c212681a3.html (http://www.trib.com/news/local/image_58f6f24b-231e-5636-b684-b20c212681a3.html)

I see these personal message sometimes erotic and then you see these women getting arrested.

Then I'm who would pay money for a ugly women touching you and or fucking you. :?:


She tugg my egg woll fo 100$
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: 92CXyD on March 16, 2010, 12:35:10 AM
Cheaper than the Tokyo "massage parlor" that got closed down in my area. ;D

http://www.trib.com/news/local/article_827de152-4213-59ab-a9cb-c815f010b850.html (http://www.trib.com/news/local/article_827de152-4213-59ab-a9cb-c815f010b850.html)

Checkout the ages of these whores.

http://www.trib.com/news/local/image_58f6f24b-231e-5636-b684-b20c212681a3.html (http://www.trib.com/news/local/image_58f6f24b-231e-5636-b684-b20c212681a3.html)

I see these personal message sometimes erotic and then you see these women getting arrested.

Then I'm who would pay money for a ugly women touching you and or fucking you. :?:


She tugg my egg woll fo 100$

I would not be surprised  that you actually visited this place. ;D   

Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on March 16, 2010, 12:36:40 AM
It was a classy joint ::)
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: MTZ on March 16, 2010, 12:49:05 AM
EPICC SEXYNESS!
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhotandtempting.weebly.com%2Fuploads%2F3%2F9%2F7%2F9%2F3979797%2F7039804.jpg&hash=4b611f4ecd771feeb627c7a289212799826b70a6)

i almost threw up.. looked like a fing dude
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Adam Lofton on March 16, 2010, 01:13:25 AM
You post a thread of a website FULL of rednecks with a link to a incomplete website for stripper/escorts and ugly chicks on craigslist and call it epic!?!

Darkelvis, I can always count on you to fail miserably at posting anything worthwhile. I should have trusted my instincts and skipped this one.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: j.h.christ on March 16, 2010, 01:13:58 AM
n/a mike should have done this with his "roommate" and wife
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on March 16, 2010, 01:35:31 AM
n/a mike should have done this with his "roommate" and wife
Both are well qualified.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Adam Lofton on March 16, 2010, 03:54:55 AM
n/a mike should have done this with his "roommate" and wife
Both are well qualified.

ha ha, fuck you guys.
i thought this thread was gonna be making fun of me to be honest.

i wish i thought of it first.
or at least wish i got some threesomes with strippers first

You are no longer the local whipping boy/meme. You fame has run out.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Corey on March 16, 2010, 04:07:34 AM
the fat bitch is nasty. the other girl is white trash but probably knows how to take a penis.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: 97Econobox on March 16, 2010, 09:09:18 AM
Oh my god like someone needs to show that chick how to put on makeup.  her face is so white she looks like a damn clown.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: darkelvis on March 16, 2010, 09:31:05 AM
You post a thread of a website FULL of rednecks with a link to a incomplete website for stripper/escorts and ugly chicks on craigslist and call it epic!?!

Darkelvis, I can always count on you to fail miserably at posting anything worthwhile. I should have trusted my instincts and skipped this one.

and just who the fuck are you exactly?  It's amazing that you have just shy of 3600 posts and yet up until 2 weeks ago I had never heard of you/seen you on this site.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: j.h.christ on March 16, 2010, 09:35:49 AM
yet up until 2 weeks ago I had never heard of you/seen you on this site.

your gaydar must be broken
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Adam Lofton on March 16, 2010, 06:55:28 PM
You post a thread of a website FULL of rednecks with a link to a incomplete website for stripper/escorts and ugly chicks on craigslist and call it epic!?!

Darkelvis, I can always count on you to fail miserably at posting anything worthwhile. I should have trusted my instincts and skipped this one.

and just who the fuck are you exactly?  It's amazing that you have just shy of 3600 posts and yet up until 2 weeks ago I had never heard of you/seen you on this site.

Yeah you have faggot.

yet up until 2 weeks ago I had never heard of you/seen you on this site.

your gaydar must be broken

Says the guy from Kirkland.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 16, 2010, 07:19:28 PM
the fat bitch is nasty. the other girl is white trash but probably knows how to take a penis.

Yes, but would she give it back??
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: 79fairmont on March 16, 2010, 07:50:08 PM
The sad part is they will probably get a ton of business.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 16, 2010, 09:02:43 PM
Why is that sad, sir?  As long as they aren't on the dole.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: 79fairmont on March 16, 2010, 09:10:48 PM
That they are not working for me and contributing to my new dart block fund.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 16, 2010, 09:12:34 PM
Pffft, real men live on the edge with 351W blocks.
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: 79fairmont on March 16, 2010, 09:13:34 PM
I thought I was on the edge with 600 wheel horse thru the aod and a stock roller 302 block?
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 16, 2010, 09:19:53 PM
That sort of on edge is sooooo '09.   :P
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Stealthmode on March 16, 2010, 11:05:13 PM
I have no other notion but to believe Yoseph is speaking the roller/rocker truth right now. Especially about the dole.  :yes:
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 16, 2010, 11:09:09 PM
http://clamtxt.com/global/media/voicemails/a86fea4d7394191d8a0fef85330ea96c6f03ee81.mp3 (http://clamtxt.com/global/media/voicemails/a86fea4d7394191d8a0fef85330ea96c6f03ee81.mp3)
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: potatodude on March 16, 2010, 11:23:00 PM
http://clamtxt.com/global/media/voicemails/a86fea4d7394191d8a0fef85330ea96c6f03ee81.mp3 (http://clamtxt.com/global/media/voicemails/a86fea4d7394191d8a0fef85330ea96c6f03ee81.mp3)

OK
Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Adam Lofton on March 17, 2010, 01:46:59 AM
http://clamtxt.com/global/media/voicemails/a86fea4d7394191d8a0fef85330ea96c6f03ee81.mp3 (http://clamtxt.com/global/media/voicemails/a86fea4d7394191d8a0fef85330ea96c6f03ee81.mp3)



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Title: Re: Local guy trying to whore out his wife/roommate...awesome local thread.
Post by: Doug on March 17, 2010, 02:00:35 AM
n/a mike should have done this with his "roommate" and wife
Both are well qualified.

ha ha, fuck you guys.
i thought this thread was gonna be making fun of me to be honest.

i wish i thought of it first.
or at least wish i got some threesomes with strippers first

You are no longer the local whipping boy/meme. You fame has run out.

Just like your wife