:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo

General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: ironcrx on March 19, 2010, 01:26:38 AM

Title: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: ironcrx on March 19, 2010, 01:26:38 AM
So last weekend I hosted my very first barbecue.  Im a cheap bitch so I did it all in real homemadeturbo style.  The point of this get together with friends was for general fucking around, getting a bunch of people baked, and show off my grilling skills! (Apparently people in these parts think an Icelander cant grill  :'( ... TILL I PROVED THEM WRONG NIGGAS!!! O0 :yes: O0).  15 person shebang and enough food to fill everyone!

Built the grill/fire pit stolen from cinder blocks neighbors yard and the racks from my broken oven

Cooked up the following: 2 dozen wings, between 6-10lbs of steak (i lost track), 2 full racks of spare ribs, dozen hotdogs and various side items (corn on cob, baked potato etc).

I marinated the steaks and ribs for a full day and a half in my own marinate  O0  Ribs main flavor besides all the spices and soysauce was brown sugar (shit was banging!)  while the steaks with their soysauce and spices had the main ingredient of KEYSTONE(light)!  Then the chicken and ribs were sauced up while cooking with keystone mixed into hickory sauce

I only have a few pictures since well, we were all stoned so lots of picture taking fell off the wayside

I dropped my baster/brush in the sand so I just cut up a rag and used it instead.  worked great actually
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The only pic of the grill setup in my tiny ass backyard(Dont mind the chicken on the blocks.  they were ruined (burned) while I was busy hitting a fresh bowl.)  Oh and my poker is a jack handle
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Im the faggot in yellow
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rhmt bong in all its stylish glory.  The vodka was pretty good and this fucker was a crowd pleaser.  Hits great too.
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And the stank ride as it sits.  Progress is slow (im poor and collecting parts takes a while)
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Anytime some one mentioned how ghetto my methods were, I told them to eat their fucking steak and enjoy the realhomemade style of shit.
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: Stealthmode on March 19, 2010, 01:54:35 AM
Horrible. No biznatchez=no meet, other than long haired corn-haitians, and everyone knows (even me) that bong smokers don't get with vodka.


Come correct!!
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: ironcrx on March 19, 2010, 02:04:17 AM
Horrible. No biznatchez=no meet, other than long haired corn-haitians, and everyone knows (even me) that bong smokers don't get with vodka.


Come correct!!

The biznatches did the picture taking, or hid from the cameras.  And I myself do get with vodka.  It came first in my life before smoke ever did.  So I smoke from my various vodka bongs  :P

Oh yea, and half the people there looked mexican when in fact they are Panamanian.  Holy fuck I spelt it right!  No  O0 present
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on March 19, 2010, 02:19:08 AM
i thought there was one ugly biznatch, but then i took a second glance and nope, it wasnt a biznatch, it was another faggot next to the faggot in the yellow.
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: Teg2boo on March 19, 2010, 09:03:23 AM
Scott, you are also a yellow faggot!





ZING!
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 19, 2010, 09:10:02 AM
Scott, you are also a yellow faggot!





ZING!
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: Adam Lofton on March 19, 2010, 03:09:30 PM
I like the improvisation in the BBQ but lack of chicks is lack of chicks.

If I posted every time I had a BBQ though, I'd be a thread whore.  O0

Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: Phate on March 19, 2010, 03:15:54 PM
rhmt bong in all its stylish glory.  The vodka was pretty good and this fucker was a crowd pleaser.  Hits great too.
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I gotta get me some of this.  Perfect for college.
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: ironcrx on March 19, 2010, 04:51:41 PM
I like the improvisation in the BBQ but lack of chicks is lack of chicks.

If I posted every time I had a BBQ though, I'd be a thread whore.  O0



This was my first ever bbq with everything being tossed together in a free/cheap manner.  Not to mention to put down all the talk that I couldnt make good bbq.  Great success.

As for bitches, well I apologize.  It was planned as a smoke out and most of the bitches I know arent down for it. 

Ill make it up to you.  How about some tits of an ex when I get home tonight?  :noel:
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: Adam Lofton on March 19, 2010, 05:25:33 PM
I like the improvisation in the BBQ but lack of chicks is lack of chicks.

If I posted every time I had a BBQ though, I'd be a thread whore.  O0



This was my first ever bbq with everything being tossed together in a free/cheap manner.  Not to mention to put down all the talk that I couldnt make good bbq.  Great success.

As for bitches, well I apologize.  It was planned as a smoke out and most of the bitches I know arent down for it. 

Ill make it up to you.  How about some tits of an ex when I get home tonight?  :noel:

Deal  :)
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on March 19, 2010, 07:53:59 PM
Scott, you are also a yellow faggot!





ZING!

Im gonna hit you with the

ZINGBACK!

because you're a french canadian and your translation sucks!

ZINGBACK!
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on March 19, 2010, 07:55:51 PM
I like the improvisation in the BBQ but lack of chicks is lack of chicks.

If I posted every time I had a BBQ though, I'd be a thread whore.  O0



This was my first ever bbq with everything being tossed together in a free/cheap manner.  Not to mention to put down all the talk that I couldnt make good bbq.  Great success.

As for bitches, well I apologize.  It was planned as a smoke out and most of the bitches I know arent down for it. 

Ill make it up to you.  How about some tits of an ex when I get home tonight?  :noel:

Said tits of ex will appease the masses!
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: Teg2boo on March 19, 2010, 08:32:50 PM
Scott, you are also a yellow faggot!





ZING!

Im gonna hit you with the

ZINGBACK!

because you're a french canadian and your translation sucks!

ZINGBACK!

Even if I'm French Canadian, sometimes my English is better than some of the English guy here!
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on March 19, 2010, 09:49:14 PM
Scott, you are also a yellow faggot!





ZING!

Im gonna hit you with the

ZINGBACK!

because you're a french canadian and your translation sucks!

ZINGBACK!

Even if I'm French Canadian, sometimes my English is better than some of the English guy here!


Very true, sometime english guy have no very good english
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 19, 2010, 09:57:09 PM
Scott, you are also a yellow faggot!





ZING!

Im gonna hit you with the

ZINGBACK!

because you're a french canadian and your translation sucks!

ZINGBACK!

Even if I'm French Canadian, sometimes my English is better than some of the English guy here!


Very true, sometime yellow faggot have no very good english
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq!
Post by: ironcrx on March 19, 2010, 10:17:29 PM
Delivered  O0

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Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: Adam Lofton on March 19, 2010, 10:28:28 PM
Delivered WAT?
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: 79fairmont on March 19, 2010, 10:30:03 PM
Dissappointing.
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: brine04 on March 19, 2010, 10:34:02 PM
you and your bois look sketchy
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: ironcrx on March 19, 2010, 10:34:28 PM
nigger nuts.

Ill fix it you faggots.  give me a sec
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: ironcrx on March 19, 2010, 10:40:08 PM
fixed.  I think.  Try it out.

its hard to find an image host that isnt gay.  imagefap doesnt like hotlinking  :P  It wants you to click the thumb nails so their site gets hits. 

so just do it you lazy fags.

Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: Adam Lofton on March 19, 2010, 10:42:53 PM
I award you two fist pumps Sir.
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: arsenio on March 19, 2010, 11:10:31 PM
That chick on the left looks pretty baked. I'd still poke it.
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: ironcrx on March 19, 2010, 11:36:16 PM
That chick on the left looks pretty baked. I'd still poke it.

Chick on the left IS infact a dude.  He plays wow all day everyday and I wasl ucky to get him out of his house for this bbq.

arsenio is gay
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: arsenio on March 19, 2010, 11:44:00 PM
Damn, I thought it was 'Jennie' from "kids"

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Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on March 19, 2010, 11:59:17 PM
Damn, I thought it was 'Jennie' from "kids"

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Damn arsenio, you NO DAT GEWDD POOSAY!! i want suma dat two@!
Title: Re: Dont waste the vodka, do rhmt bbq! Now with TITS!
Post by: DRQPQUT on March 20, 2010, 12:58:25 PM
That chick on the left looks pretty baked. I'd still poke it.
just when you thought you heard it all......arsenio your fucking nuts.