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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: QikEnuF on April 03, 2009, 05:34:26 PM

Title: Elephant?
Post by: QikEnuF on April 03, 2009, 05:34:26 PM: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/for/1095067030.html (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/for/1095067030.html)
Title: Re: Elephant?
Post by: Kenny Rogers on April 03, 2009, 05:42:02 PM: Hey, it's $500, we could use it for the LeMons!
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Post by: special ed on April 03, 2009, 06:55:55 PM: wonder if they ship.
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Post by: jeffsciv23 on April 03, 2009, 07:37:57 PM: what the fuck would somebody do with an elephant?
Title: Re: Elephant?
Post by: Kenny Rogers on April 03, 2009, 07:40:25 PM: Quote from: jeffsciv23 on April 03, 2009, 07:37:57 PM
what the fuck would somebody do with an elephant?

Long trunk, nice and meaty... I could think of a few things :-*
Title: Re: Elephant?
Post by: buk9tp on April 03, 2009, 07:40:52 PM: Quote from: jeffsciv23 on April 03, 2009, 07:37:57 PM
what the fuck would somebody do with an elephant?

hmt a custom suit of armor for it.. attach razor sharp pikes to its ivory and run arround town fucking shit up
Title: Re: Elephant?
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 03, 2009, 07:55:26 PM: I called, but they'd already sold it to Spiker's mom.
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Post by: jeffsciv23 on April 03, 2009, 08:23:26 PM: you may have misunderstood them
think it was more like this

"im sorry mr davis but we've already sold spikers mom"
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Post by: papercuts on April 03, 2009, 10:08:47 PM: damn i want the elephant. a friend o mines neighbor has a billy goat in his back yard. and an elephant is so much better than a billy goat.
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Post by: Joseph Davis on April 03, 2009, 10:31:56 PM: You could just get it, then after two weeks when the novelty wears off and ownership becomes a burden you call animal control to come pick it up.
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Post by: papercuts on April 03, 2009, 10:44:40 PM: my son would love that thing. 2 weeks that all u give an elephant. damn jd kinda pessimestic arent we, i saw at least a month. then the huge piles of shit everywhere. taht would suck.
Title: Re: Elephant?
Post by: Sinister on April 03, 2009, 10:48:00 PM: Quote from: papercuts on April 03, 2009, 10:44:40 PM
my son would love that thing. 2 weeks that all u give an elephant. damn jd kinda pessimestic arent we, i saw at least a month. then the huge piles of shit everywhere. taht would suck.

Just train him to shit in the neighbor's yard, or on their car. Problem solved :noel:
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Post by: Joseph Davis on April 03, 2009, 10:53:18 PM: I don't think you realise how much shit that little fellow generates. Two weeks is generous to anyone not raised on a farm, accustomed to cleaning a stable.

S/he does look like a happy little critter, though.
Title: Re: Elephant?
Post by: jeffsciv23 on April 03, 2009, 11:32:10 PM: that would be pretty fun until it got bigger and you couldnt jerk it around on a leash anymore
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Post by: jeffsciv23 on April 04, 2009, 09:54:07 AM: and even as slow as the elaphant is he woudl still get it to you before the dogsled showed up
Title: Re: Elephant?
Post by: Loki on April 04, 2009, 12:33:07 PM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on April 03, 2009, 10:31:56 PM
You could just get it, then after two weeks when the novelty wears off and ownership becomes a burden you call animal control to come pick it up.

Fuck animal control, I'd let it loose on the town.