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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: faiscamix on May 31, 2010, 04:01:17 PM

Title: As asked
Post by: faiscamix on May 31, 2010, 04:01:17 PM: For admission on this forum was asked to me a picture of an ex and i was finding on a sub sub sub sub folder hidden 20 times (im married and my wife is bigger than me so shut the f#$% up about this picture). She will kill me with a crow bar

http://www.4shared.com/photo/hvU43VC5/ui_online.html (http://www.4shared.com/photo/hvU43VC5/ui_online.html)

After will come pictures of that pile of junk that i have to make a car out of it for now some works

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1556.jpg&hash=d02c2739696688fa45bfe0fb4fe669b73fe4daf6)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1517.jpg&hash=073b43bd6843e7e0dc6021779d49676febffa4f7)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1545.jpg&hash=40a9a663c188ae875dbfa42f5ba10274f44defd7)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FImagem27008.jpg&hash=f6db1346f1ac4a34d78fdd4e146dd56b07d743c1)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FImagem25004.jpg&hash=d1af30acb56263a1db1ac0ccdb69044c67db71ee)
(this is one ecu project of mine based on megasquirt)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2F95.jpg&hash=7b7461420b6f51b9a2b0baba939900ec88cca90f)
oooppsss portuguese boobs

P28 with datalog and 3 maps

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FImagem44005label.jpg&hash=4d8f1c52b9f7dc737652404636e6965f1614361a)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FImagem47001.jpg&hash=2ccc3d99b344050d94a0e9c8026d27ba4266a1bc)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FImagem47001.jpg&hash=2ccc3d99b344050d94a0e9c8026d27ba4266a1bc)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FImagem44008-1.jpg&hash=f5a3ee1cbdf41aaeb34bccb1be1a87a9af56d864)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FImagem44010-1.jpg&hash=8ec28471060aa401592fd96b013c98a6ca755785)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FImagem35049.jpg&hash=d53e3c0d4bc25e4ff8af33ed87e4658f8e8c602d)
(isolation coat)

all for now

PS by the way my name is Hugo and i'm 32 from Portugal
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: ratcityrex on May 31, 2010, 04:04:48 PM: FAILED!!! NEEDS MOR PORNZ!!!!
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: 90boostdaccord on May 31, 2010, 04:13:47 PM: what? delete yourself you fucking failure.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: Kain on May 31, 2010, 04:17:52 PM: take it from asians and learn how to treat women...

http://www.heaven666.org/beaten-in-the-name-of-shock-porn-41050.php (http://www.heaven666.org/beaten-in-the-name-of-shock-porn-41050.php)
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: jeffsciv23 on May 31, 2010, 04:18:45 PM: welcome to the site

post more porn lol
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: crttaz on May 31, 2010, 05:16:51 PM: Quote from: Kain on May 31, 2010, 04:17:52 PM
take it from asians and learn how to treat women...

http://www.heaven666.org/beaten-in-the-name-of-shock-porn-41050.php (http://www.heaven666.org/beaten-in-the-name-of-shock-porn-41050.php)

That is fucked up funny!
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: jagojon3 on May 31, 2010, 05:19:34 PM: Your pic doesn't work
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 31, 2010, 06:11:48 PM: Quote from: Kain on May 31, 2010, 04:17:52 PM
take it from asians and learn how to treat women...

http://www.heaven666.org/beaten-in-the-name-of-shock-porn-41050.php (http://www.heaven666.org/beaten-in-the-name-of-shock-porn-41050.php)

That's marriage material.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: PhilStubbs on May 31, 2010, 09:14:11 PM: I wish your English was better, I am wondering what's going on with that p28.

Porn could be a whole lot better as well
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: NaturalDecimal on May 31, 2010, 11:45:55 PM: Improve the extras, your ECU looks like a whole mess of wonderful which I like. Instead of that breadboard monstrosity you could have gone with a much smaller chip if I get what you are trying to do... larger read area on the chip, just ground different pins to read different maps... honda is what, 32 or 64? you could have a several maps on a 256/512 chip =)
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: 92CXyD on June 01, 2010, 12:02:36 AM: Quote from: NaturalDecimal on May 31, 2010, 11:45:55 PM
Improve the extras, your ECU looks like a whole mess of wonderful which I like. Instead of that breadboard monstrosity you could have gone with a much smaller chip if I get what you are trying to do... larger read area on the chip, just ground different pins to read different maps... honda is what, 32 or 64? you could have a several maps on a 256/512 chip =)

This thread comes to mind. http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=710.0 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=710.0)
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: NaturalDecimal on June 01, 2010, 01:14:26 AM: Even simpler :P

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg706.imageshack.us%2Fimg706%2F6382%2Fdualtunechips.jpg&hash=740033a802eaf0150514199cbdf43b92466082a3)
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: NaturalDecimal on June 01, 2010, 01:15:51 AM: Damn thats not the picture I meant to link, but thats another noggity way to do it. I'll see if I can find the other DIY.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 01, 2010, 06:59:47 AM: This thread is full of electronic non-mastery.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: BangBusMaster on June 01, 2010, 09:05:50 AM: hahah, what a dick.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: weirtech on June 01, 2010, 11:51:40 AM: that pic is a fail. you can't even make out how big they might be. too many pics of electronic crap no one gives a shit about, not enough boobies.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: faiscamix on June 03, 2010, 03:00:56 PM: Quote from: NaturalDecimal on June 01, 2010, 01:14:26 AM
Even simpler :P

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg706.imageshack.us%2Fimg706%2F6382%2Fdualtunechips.jpg&hash=740033a802eaf0150514199cbdf43b92466082a3)

It works only if the wire of switch is not so long. This project was started to solve that problem some years ago some customers had problem with ecu stability. Now it doesn't have anymore the max232 but i use one ftdi (i don't remember code) chip for connection to usb. I only was making it because i DON'T believe that if you will look only at project of someone else you and understand it you have value. I prefer homemade even if it is a crap because if you will never do it you will never found problems of manufacturing, and there for you will never achieve some technical level. Guy's i was exploding my first engine ever yesterday ;D. I was never thinking that it was so much fun ;D, seeing some pieces of the block flying was crazy. Fuck i was never so happy as on those 2 seconds
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: faiscamix on June 03, 2010, 03:04:28 PM: P.S i was not making with a resistor, i was injecting directly 0 or 1 on the most significant bit address
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: NaturalDecimal on June 03, 2010, 05:10:30 PM: pics of said engine destruction
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: faiscamix on June 03, 2010, 06:42:55 PM: will start tomorow with swap to d15b2
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 03, 2010, 10:06:24 PM: Is that an upgrade in your country?
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: h2a on June 03, 2010, 10:12:23 PM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 03, 2010, 10:06:24 PM
Is that an upgrade in your country?
I am confusing ::)
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 03, 2010, 10:21:28 PM: Read the post above it again.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: SQ is the SQUAD on June 03, 2010, 10:36:21 PM: i want my 37 seconds back......................
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: vtech on June 04, 2010, 06:17:07 AM: FAIL!!!! i dont want links i want titties, maybe not of your wife either. im not into the whole taterhoggin thing
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: faiscamix on June 04, 2010, 10:24:21 AM: No is not an upgrade it's a temporary engine . I was hoping that you guy's where less unlighted lololololol
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: jabberwock on June 04, 2010, 11:11:10 AM: laugh out loud out loud Out Loud OUT LOUD OUT! LOUD! OUT!!!! LOUD!!! OUT!!!! MOTHER!!! FUCKING!!!! LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, the old gray rhmt, she aint what she used to be...
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: faiscamix on June 04, 2010, 01:07:26 PM: VDG-skyline-leon-330d-535i-vti (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK3l_Bf70oE&feature=related#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

portuguese porn
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: SQ is the SQUAD on June 04, 2010, 04:30:11 PM: fai SCAM ix
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: faiscamix on June 05, 2010, 01:20:45 PM: Swap made with 2 jack's and 6 stands today.I was making it with a friend of mine that is Joao and he appear on pictures Videos will come after when he will send me pictures from his mobile and the videos that he made.

Engine inside
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1650.jpg&hash=0a7ddb16b571cece592fe4e71ea671f0dd20eb0e)
Engine hole's
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1649.jpg&hash=f0ce00e705954cb0132c72abf143acf087e5eaf1)
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1651.jpg&hash=66b5f12a981a357863133d5cd13530555f116fa6)
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1654.jpg&hash=6b8af69feb5ba2d49f224470c7d175929d0c417a)
Swapping
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1652.jpg&hash=6e760684d3af370734cf0fced5bda78b8c3d9dcf)
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1653.jpg&hash=8d5686997325619e2a864a6815fd06049bfefb4d)
Pictures of the crap that i putted in
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1648.jpg&hash=ed7a18c95678517f4065e97a03a33c2fe9845df3)
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1647.jpg&hash=de2164de489dc5386146d05b3dfe89c0202eac1d)
End work
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi326.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk401%2Ffaiscamix%2FHPIM1655.jpg&hash=287fe52a3442cb73e27812939aa18c3de312ddc6)

Scam are people that have so many resources but thay will never use more than 10% of them.

See ya
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: Urban Indian on June 05, 2010, 02:15:55 PM: MS paint?
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: jabberwock on June 05, 2010, 02:19:46 PM: Head swap... at least.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: DRQPQUT on June 05, 2010, 07:05:37 PM: that shit is full of so much fail... i love it
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: HiProfile on June 07, 2010, 01:47:27 AM: If you had bothered to read the most important subforum, Engine Management, you'd have saved yourself some time.

16 maps on one chip:
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=710.0 (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=710.0)

I haven't tested it much though, I have an emulator instead now.

Quote from: faiscamix on June 05, 2010, 01:20:45 PM
I was making it with a friend of mine that is Joao and he appear on pictures

NO GAY PORN PLZ!
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 16, 2010, 02:46:46 PM: Just thought you'd like to know that's probably your wife who's printing off this topic:

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg202.imageshack.us%2Fimg202%2F2885%2Fhugom.png&hash=98a59cb5b252a4b511742d9c2b1fb58616773c1d)
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: Lowerit on June 16, 2010, 03:14:11 PM: you have 96 unread emails mr davis
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 16, 2010, 03:14:55 PM: I have at least 500 unread worth of apathy, today.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 24, 2013, 08:59:44 PM: We were all in dickmode after the board schism, and this guy got lost in it. Kinda sad. He was bright, right now I would like to read updates from him and his life.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: 92CXyD on November 25, 2013, 01:39:14 AM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on November 24, 2013, 08:59:44 PM
We were all in dickmode after the board schism, and this guy got lost in it. Kinda sad. He was bright, right now I would like to read updates from him and his life.

+1 agreed
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: n/a mike on November 25, 2013, 10:10:44 PM: how many unread emails do you have now?
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: 92CXyD on November 25, 2013, 10:46:00 PM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on June 16, 2010, 02:46:46 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg202.imageshack.us%2Fimg202%2F2885%2Fhugom.png&hash=98a59cb5b252a4b511742d9c2b1fb58616773c1d)
The use of Mozilla firefox is insta-fail :noel:
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: jabberwock on November 26, 2013, 12:58:57 AM: Firebug is better than chrome's dev tools. Your argument is invalid.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: PhilStubbs on November 26, 2013, 07:27:29 AM: Every time I decide I want to use Firefox, I'm happy for about 3 days. Then it slows down worse than Internet Explorer and I go back to chrome.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: 92CXyD on November 26, 2013, 08:28:35 AM: Quote from: PhilStubbs on November 26, 2013, 07:27:29 AM
Every time I decide I want to use Firefox, I'm happy for about 3 days. Then it slows down worse than Internet Explorer and I go back to chrome.

Yeap same here

Chrome is annoying

IE is also annoying

Opera works great for me, unless you make the mistake of DL Opera 15, to much like chrome using up your memory everytime you add a tab. :noel:
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 26, 2013, 10:16:24 AM: I can afford to buy a computer with sufficient RAM to support a 2.7Gb process without bogging.

You sluts should get jobs.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: random-strike on November 29, 2013, 11:35:21 PM: chrome dev tools are better than firebug, and if you need more just use fiddler2
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: crxvtec91 on December 04, 2013, 04:56:50 PM: Quote from: 92CXyD on November 26, 2013, 08:28:35 AM
Quote from: PhilStubbs on November 26, 2013, 07:27:29 AM
Every time I decide I want to use Firefox, I'm happy for about 3 days. Then it slows down worse than Internet Explorer and I go back to chrome.

Yeap same here

Chrome is annoying

IE is also annoying

Opera works great for me, unless you make the mistake of DL Opera 15, to much like chrome using up your memory everytime you add a tab. :noel:

i7 and 32gb of ram, no issues
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: hatchboy on December 06, 2013, 11:51:40 AM: nerd alert.
Title: Re: As asked
Post by: HiProfile on December 06, 2013, 10:55:57 PM: I got my hopes up that I'd finally see a fat Portuguese woman naked, then I saw the dates. :'(