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Title: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: TTC on June 04, 2010, 11:45:47 PM
I'm curious how many of you fuckers including myself are Canadians, and/or French. Considering maybe organizing some sort of halfass meet which would consist of copious amounts of cheap french liquor, poutine and bass fishing.

If you are to embarrassed to admit your french canadian you can pm me.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: highroller54 on June 04, 2010, 11:49:44 PM
fuck you.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: BoostedSchemes on June 04, 2010, 11:55:39 PM
I was going to make one of these threads so we could track all of you down and ban you so I thank you for taking the iniative. Ib4 travass, take2inthepoo, sperminindiand, chodevestator, etc.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: TTC on June 05, 2010, 12:06:12 AM
Shut your cocksuckers. Don't let the french canadians ruin it for everyone.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: j.h.christ on June 05, 2010, 12:12:24 AM
Shut your cocksuckers. Don't let the french canadians ruin it for everyone.

you're the ones who gave them their own sovereign fucking province
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Urban Indian on June 05, 2010, 04:00:31 AM
Shut your cocksuckers. Don't let the french canadians ruin it for everyone.

you're the ones who gave them their own sovereign fucking province

It was either that or we lost all poutine privileges............ god knows I love poutine
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: ktown powder coating on June 05, 2010, 06:35:26 AM
I'm Canadian
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: weirtech on June 05, 2010, 08:00:31 AM
i am from canuckistan.  i know there are atleast a dozen of us on here, probably more lurkers.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Teg2boo on June 05, 2010, 10:48:14 AM
I'm French Canadian (big surprise there).

You want to do a dyno meet or BBQ/poutine meet?

Dyno meet would be cool, I never went in a dyno meet.





Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: superdaveosbourne on June 05, 2010, 11:00:29 AM
Canuck, but I hide my frenchiness well.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: wpgredteg on June 05, 2010, 11:03:05 AM
I'm a canuck but not a frenchie  :evil:
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Super Dipper on June 05, 2010, 11:53:46 AM
I'm a canuck but not a frenchie  :evil:

^ what he said.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: highroller54 on June 05, 2010, 12:00:51 PM
I'm a canuck but not a frenchie  :evil:

^ what he said.

hows the kankle?
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Urban Indian on June 05, 2010, 01:46:53 PM
Update the top with locals?


BC
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: dvst8r on June 05, 2010, 02:09:50 PM
Well unlike most of the fuckers from Canada, being from Alberta I have never been forced to learn any French (school system in most provinces forces students to learn that shit), and we were quite happy to let them separate. 

Alas at the end of the day I am still from Canbodia.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: highroller54 on June 05, 2010, 03:50:31 PM
were is are rhmt map with everyone on it, maybe we should get it updated and sticky it.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on June 05, 2010, 04:38:05 PM
For some reason when I read the thread title I thought it said Canadian roll cage.

I assumed it would be a roll cage made out of balsa wood and random sticks.



Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Super Dipper on June 05, 2010, 11:05:36 PM
I'm a canuck but not a frenchie  :evil:

^ what he said.

hows the kankle?

good, back to work full time on monday. been wrenching on the mini the past few days. it feels good to be able to walk again.  ;D
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: highroller54 on June 05, 2010, 11:06:56 PM
I'm a canuck but not a frenchie  :evil:

^ what he said.

hows the kankle?

good, back to work full time on monday. been wrenching on the mini the past few days. it feels good to be able to walk again.  ;D

speaking of miniz, find me one yet? Whats up with the 84 rhd?  O0
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Passenger on June 05, 2010, 11:30:20 PM
1/2 Canadian, thankfully no French.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: 2point2 on June 06, 2010, 12:20:10 AM
Canadian jobroni from Ontario.

0% French.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: brine04 on June 06, 2010, 05:15:50 AM
I'm Canadian. Fuck eastern Canada.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: t_cel_t on June 06, 2010, 08:13:46 AM
its 'row' call, not 'roll' call. that doesn't even make sense.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: rawr2d2 on June 06, 2010, 09:21:15 AM
its 'row' call, not 'roll' call. that doesn't even make sense.

no. It's roll call.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: jabberwock on June 06, 2010, 09:24:29 AM
corn rows or corn rolls?
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: monty007 on June 06, 2010, 02:21:40 PM
I'm in Hong-couver   ;D
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: AstroVannin on June 06, 2010, 03:58:27 PM
yes Canadian

no french

Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Teg2boo on June 06, 2010, 04:22:15 PM
There's not enough French here.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: mrgreengenes on June 06, 2010, 04:23:15 PM
here here... neighbour (that's right, spelled with a 'u' in canadianaland) to mission raceway park... bc

i know french, bilingual, never use it.

phil
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: RobC on June 06, 2010, 07:46:31 PM
fuck queerbec. bc here.


 ps fuck u tom!
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: highroller54 on June 06, 2010, 08:05:32 PM
its funny just how much western cambodia hates the french/eastern provinces.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 06, 2010, 08:33:12 PM
its funny just how much AMERICA hates the french/eastern provinces.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 06, 2010, 08:36:43 PM
you canuks just got tricked! now we know who to ban.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Passenger on June 06, 2010, 08:37:56 PM
its funny just how much The World hates the french/eastern provinces.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: HiProfile on June 06, 2010, 09:02:30 PM
I am a Canadian

















































...hating American! All 3 times I've been scammed has been by people in Canadia.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: brine04 on June 06, 2010, 09:23:30 PM
I am a Canadian

















































...hating American! All 3 times I've been scammed has been by people in Canadia.
So Canadians are smarter than you...
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: jabberwock on June 06, 2010, 09:28:09 PM
Canadians are of Nigerian descent.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 06, 2010, 09:40:54 PM
goddamn canadia
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 06, 2010, 10:04:43 PM
goddamn Nigeria
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: kamilk69 on June 07, 2010, 01:32:15 AM
fuck you yanks!
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: 2point2 on June 07, 2010, 06:49:20 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg695.imageshack.us%2Fimg695%2F7374%2Fcanadafj.jpg&hash=23de30790563f936c80021d1a05b8f0dda5880ca)
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: jabberwock on June 07, 2010, 08:01:43 AM
LOL
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Passenger on June 07, 2010, 11:15:16 AM
Canada, does not have warm sandy beaches.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 07, 2010, 12:54:59 PM
Canada, does have warm sandy bitches.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: highroller54 on June 07, 2010, 01:02:41 PM
Canada, does have warm sandy bitches.

Fixed.

Hotrex still crys himself to sleep over one.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: brine04 on June 07, 2010, 05:53:31 PM
Canada, does not have warm sandy beaches.
Sure just not near you. There is the Shuswap, Okanagan, Kalamalka, and Osoyoos.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: dvst8r on June 07, 2010, 05:54:47 PM
Canada, does not have warm sandy beaches.
Sure just not near you. There is the Shuswap, Okanagan, Kalamalka, and Osoyoos.

None of which have sand. Just rock.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Teg2boo on June 07, 2010, 06:06:05 PM
French chicks are hot! (I know, I know, not mine (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.realhomemadeturbo.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2Fclassic%2Frolleyes.gif&hash=5805137b67db00abde932177bc58b11cc93be8c2))

It's funny cause I went to Mount Washington 2 weeks ago and I was amazed how the girls were hot! Same thing when I went to Ottawa last week.

They were almost all from Quebec lol

Fuck yo fat chickz!
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Urban Indian on June 07, 2010, 06:28:20 PM
Canada has more hot girls. They are just hiding
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on June 07, 2010, 06:29:11 PM
French chicks SMELL!!!!


Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: highroller54 on June 07, 2010, 07:22:38 PM
I am the hotest french chicks around here!

 :?:
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on June 07, 2010, 07:25:02 PM
Canada has more hot girls. They are just hiding

Quit lyin.


Relkatives dont count. Levi are you sure youre not from Arkansas?
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: brine04 on June 07, 2010, 07:36:39 PM
Canada, does not have warm sandy beaches.
Sure just not near you. There is the Shuswap, Okanagan, Kalamalka, and Osoyoos.

None of which have sand. Just rock.
large sand  :P
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: dvst8r on June 07, 2010, 08:42:08 PM
Canada, does not have warm sandy beaches.
Sure just not near you. There is the Shuswap, Okanagan, Kalamalka, and Osoyoos.

None of which have sand. Just rock.
large sand  :P

LOL, that I will buy.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Teg2boo on June 07, 2010, 10:48:29 PM
We have plently of beaches and bitches here  ???

I'm sure Ontario have some beaches too. Western provinces suck.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 07, 2010, 11:12:26 PM
We have plently of beaches and bitches here  ???

I'm sure Ontario have some beaches too. Western provinces suck.

Lake Ontario smells of ass, rotted seaweed, and seagulls.


The rest of the world calls that smell French Canadian.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Passenger on June 07, 2010, 11:13:30 PM
Canada, does not have warm sandy beaches.
Sure just not near you. There is the Shuswap, Okanagan, Kalamalka, and Osoyoos.

None of which have sand. Just rock.
large sand  :P

Its not a beach without sand, its just a shore.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: dvst8r on June 08, 2010, 12:22:24 PM
Canada, does not have warm sandy beaches.
Sure just not near you. There is the Shuswap, Okanagan, Kalamalka, and Osoyoos.

None of which have sand. Just rock.
large sand  :P

Its not a beach without sand, its just a shore.

White rock and crescent and wreck and ect... all have sand. With that being said they are only Warm beaches about 3 days a year.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Passenger on June 08, 2010, 12:40:40 PM
Canada, does not have warm sandy beaches.
Sure just not near you. There is the Shuswap, Okanagan, Kalamalka, and Osoyoos.

None of which have sand. Just rock.
large sand  :P

Its not a beach without sand, its just a shore.

White rock and crescent and wreck and ect... all have sand. With that being said they are only Warm beaches about 3 days a year.

Sand? More like silt or mud. You need waves to make sand.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: dvst8r on June 08, 2010, 01:01:39 PM
Canada, does not have warm sandy beaches.
Sure just not near you. There is the Shuswap, Okanagan, Kalamalka, and Osoyoos.

None of which have sand. Just rock.
large sand  :P

Its not a beach without sand, its just a shore.

White rock and crescent and wreck and ect... all have sand. With that being said they are only Warm beaches about 3 days a year.

Sand? More like silt or mud. You need waves to make sand.

Funny you say that, as tofino gets waves, and all they have is rock...  :P
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Lowerit on June 08, 2010, 01:09:25 PM

Lake Ontario smells of ass, rotted seaweed, and seagulls.

Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on June 08, 2010, 01:18:27 PM
I live 2.5 Hours from the border and have absolutely 0 desire to see what i already know
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Lowerit on June 08, 2010, 01:20:38 PM
Our beer is stronger and our Strip clubs are better.... Much better.. USA  you can all have guns , but no labia's or hand jobs.
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: highroller54 on June 08, 2010, 01:24:36 PM
I live 2.5 Hours from the border and have absolutely 0 desire to see what i already know

come up for a visit  :yes:
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: Passenger on June 08, 2010, 01:53:03 PM
Canada, does not have warm sandy beaches.
Sure just not near you. There is the Shuswap, Okanagan, Kalamalka, and Osoyoos.

None of which have sand. Just rock.
large sand  :P

Its not a beach without sand, its just a shore.

White rock and crescent and wreck and ect... all have sand. With that being said they are only Warm beaches about 3 days a year.

Sand? More like silt or mud. You need waves to make sand.

Funny you say that, as tofino gets waves, and all they have is rock...  :P

Its because they are baby waves, plus its too cold, proper sand making can only happen in the presence of warmth :P
Title: Re: Canadian Roll Call:
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on June 08, 2010, 01:54:10 PM
Our beer is stronger and our Strip clubs are better.... Much better.. USA  you can all have guns , but no labia's or hand jobs.

You can have all the handjobs you like... AT gunpoint.