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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ntrain2k on April 05, 2009, 10:17:25 PM

Title: Site troubles
Post by: Ntrain2k on April 05, 2009, 10:17:25 PM
Was the site down pretty much all day for anyone else?
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: malichite on April 05, 2009, 10:18:41 PM
On and off.  It was pretty slow yesterday too.
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: j.h.christ on April 05, 2009, 10:18:46 PM
Are we being noob ddosed by ricky p?

yes. 100% positive we are. retaliate?
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: lilpooh21186 on April 05, 2009, 10:19:12 PM
Nope for about a good 4hours i couldnt load RHMT
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: 92CXyD on April 05, 2009, 10:19:30 PM
was for me today and a while yesterday :yes:
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: Logan76 on April 05, 2009, 10:19:51 PM
it sucked, Ive been pretty active on this forum since I've joined and its became my favorite forum to visit daily, this morning I went to log on and wam, it didnt come up, I was like wtf?
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: j.h.christ on April 05, 2009, 10:26:55 PM
Are we being noob ddosed by ricky p?

yes. 100% positive we are. retaliate?


It's not like it would matter if we ddosed any of his websites.  No one visits them.


it would make me feel quite a bit better.
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: hatchbox90 on April 05, 2009, 10:27:46 PM
Are we being noob ddosed by ricky p?

yes. 100% positive we are. retaliate?


It's not like it would matter if we ddosed any of his websites.  No one visits them.


ssssssssssssssssssss BURN
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: AbaZ on April 05, 2009, 10:33:34 PM
server needed a reboot :)

Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: jagojon3 on April 05, 2009, 10:35:16 PM
server needed a reboot :)



That's a hell of a reboot!

Glad we're back up
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on April 05, 2009, 10:35:54 PM
server needed a reboot :)



i feel bad...  sorry for the text earlier while you were driving.  i couldnt even get in last night......
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: 92CXyD on April 05, 2009, 10:43:30 PM
server needed a reboot :)



i feel bad....  i couldnt even get in last night......
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rageroo-celeb-movies.com%2Ftour%2Frageroo%2FA%2FAMY%2520YASBECK%2FROBIN%2520HOOD%2520MEN%2520IN%2520TIGHTS%2FRageroo-Amy_Yasbeck-Robin_Hood_Men_In_Tights-02.jpg&hash=427cd8ca763e27416b8895481ff84a67e625d61c)

one of the best movies ever

LOL

Robin Hood Men in Tights best Robin Hood movie ever. :yes: ;D

Beats the hell out that Kevin Costner Robin Hood Princess of Thieves crap. ::)
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 05, 2009, 10:49:42 PM
lol at fags spouting off about ddos :P
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: 92CXyD on April 05, 2009, 10:52:55 PM
What is exactly ddos?

Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: 92CXyD on April 05, 2009, 10:57:43 PM
damn how the hell can you do that?

I can see how rick P. can do that on his own site b/c of his access but how can be done to this site.

I guess if you look hard enough on the 'web that there is kind of program for anything.
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 05, 2009, 11:08:11 PM
If you remove the "A" from "Auschwitz", add a CL in it's place, keep the U, take away the SCH, add a B, turn the W over so it's a M and do away with "itz" to replace it with "ED", you get "Club Med", name of the popular holiday resort chain. Don't try to pass this off as a fucking coincidence either because this is obviously one of the subtle clues those crafty Zionist conspirators left for us when they FABRICATED THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING.
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: 92CXyD on April 05, 2009, 11:22:27 PM
If you remove the "A" from "Auschwitz", add a CL in it's place, keep the U, take away the SCH, add a B, turn the W over so it's a M and do away with "itz" to replace it with "ED", you get "Club Med", name of the popular holiday resort chain. Don't try to pass this off as a fucking coincidence either because this is obviously one of the subtle clues those crafty Zionist conspirators left for us when they FABRICATED THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING.

LOL what? ;D
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: AbaZ on April 05, 2009, 11:26:16 PM
along time ago hmt was ddos attacked. I dont think that this is the case.
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: HiProfile on April 05, 2009, 11:34:19 PM
Was the site down pretty much all day for anyone else?

That, sir, is why you bookmark those free porn sites.
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: Aero on April 05, 2009, 11:37:43 PM
It was down for me most of the day too. Glad to see it up again.
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 05, 2009, 11:38:05 PM
If you remove the "A" from "Auschwitz", add a CL in it's place, keep the U, take away the SCH, add a B, turn the W over so it's a M and do away with "itz" to replace it with "ED", you get "Club Med", name of the popular holiday resort chain. Don't try to pass this off as a fucking coincidence either because this is obviously one of the subtle clues those crafty Zionist conspirators left for us when they FABRICATED THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING.

Thank you sir, may I have another?
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 06, 2009, 12:43:08 AM
Very well. Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 06, 2009, 12:48:24 AM
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
Title: Re: Site troubles
Post by: 92CXyD on April 06, 2009, 06:16:35 AM
Very well. Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

Was some funny shit. Should be a scene in a movie. ;D :yes: :o

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

What where that diamond story come from? ;D