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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 17, 2010, 05:59:07 PM

Title: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 17, 2010, 05:59:07 PM
Alright, my buddy crashed his rolling gaybar and now wants to part it out, its a 06 a4 auto with no quattro, black interior.  What is this shit worth?  Like what is the interior worth? is the engine worth anything? it looks like a bitch to pull it out.  Also what tools do i need for these rolling gaybars as it seems they all have torx bits and crazy shit, im hesistant to help him work on it, but i'd like to know what this stuff is worth so i can lowball him. 
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: rawr2d2 on June 17, 2010, 06:01:13 PM
Rolling gaybars are priceless
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 17, 2010, 06:14:28 PM
OOOOo im so mad right now, good thing my ace in the hole is to spam gay pr0n.  cmon calebs you know anything about this kind of rolling gaybar, and what tools i'd need.
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: NaturalDecimal on June 17, 2010, 06:17:58 PM
buy a set of "torx" sockets and torx externals, i picked both up from pelican parts for like <20$ and tore into a tt rolling gaybar one time
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 17, 2010, 06:25:20 PM
damn thanks yurney, thats lightweight jammin
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 17, 2010, 06:54:22 PM
Sir, I hate to break it to you but that era car should have a 2.0 FSI engine, which sets a discordantly heterosexual note in the otherwise perfect queerness of a gaybar.  This flies in the VW/Audi community because few blatant homosexuals know how to open the hood.

Not that the FSI motor isn't worth some jack, but to get what its worth you need to find some gentlemen of the black persuasion who are lightweight jammin.
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: rawr2d2 on June 17, 2010, 07:33:40 PM
buy a set of "torx" sockets and torx externals, i picked both up from pelican parts for like <20$ and tore into a tt rolling gaybar one time



+1 and some allen sockets
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: 97Econobox on June 18, 2010, 09:48:11 AM
Draw hearts and penises on the windows with a wax pencil first.





So how come the plural of penis isn't peni?  Octopus should be octopi and so on.
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: rawr2d2 on June 18, 2010, 09:49:26 AM
Idk but i need some engine mounts in my Gaybar.  It's penis is starting to feel a little wiggly.
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: 97Econobox on June 18, 2010, 09:50:11 AM
Idk but i need some engine mounts in my Gaybar.  It's penis is starting to feel a little wiggly.

SO you are enjoying your car more and more each day is what you are saying
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: jabberwock on June 18, 2010, 10:19:35 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4gifs.com%2Fgallery%2Fd%2F160214-1%2FSloth_chillin.gif&hash=d1d430bf405c435f03646b003cc10daaa752dd3c)
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: rawr2d2 on June 18, 2010, 10:32:18 AM
Idk but i need some engine mounts in my Gaybar.  It's penis is starting to feel a little wiggly.

SO you are enjoying your car more and more each day is what you are saying


I <3 my gaybar
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: NaturalDecimal on June 18, 2010, 12:27:26 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4gifs.com%2Fgallery%2Fd%2F160214-1%2FSloth_chillin.gif&hash=d1d430bf405c435f03646b003cc10daaa752dd3c)

lmao what the fuck animal is this? a jabberwock?
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: 92CXyD on June 18, 2010, 12:42:16 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4gifs.com%2Fgallery%2Fd%2F160214-1%2FSloth_chillin.gif&hash=d1d430bf405c435f03646b003cc10daaa752dd3c)

lmao what the fuck animal is this? a jabberwock?

Looks like 3-toed sloth or some puppetry.  :yes:
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: Passenger on June 18, 2010, 12:44:36 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4gifs.com%2Fgallery%2Fd%2F160214-1%2FSloth_chillin.gif&hash=d1d430bf405c435f03646b003cc10daaa752dd3c)

lmao what the fuck animal is this? a jabberwock?

Looks like 3-toed sloth or some puppetry.  :yes:

Looks like a real Sloth to me. For some reason I think this little guy looks like Sewell. 8)
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: 92CXyD on June 18, 2010, 12:53:05 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4gifs.com%2Fgallery%2Fd%2F160214-1%2FSloth_chillin.gif&hash=d1d430bf405c435f03646b003cc10daaa752dd3c)

lmao what the fuck animal is this? a jabberwock?

Looks like 3-toed sloth or some puppetry.  :yes:

Looks like a real Sloth to me. For some reason I think this little guy looks like Sewell. 8)

I would agree if you can get Sewell to slow down. ;D
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 18, 2010, 01:05:34 PM
Disagree, the sloth is too grizzled and manly.
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: NaturalDecimal on June 18, 2010, 01:57:54 PM
Electric Six - "Gay Bar" (Hi Res) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI#normal)

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Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: Passenger on June 18, 2010, 03:39:08 PM
Disagree, the sloth is too grizzled and manly.

I think if Tom let himself go for a few weeks, and smoked a lot of good hash, these guys would be bro's. O0
Title: Re: Rolling Gaybars Audi a4, whats this gaybar worth 06 a4
Post by: 92CXyD on June 18, 2010, 04:10:10 PM
Disagree, the sloth is too grizzled and manly.

I think if Tom let himself go for a few weeks, and smoked a lot of good hash, these guys would be bro's. O0

 ;D