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Title: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: keelay on June 19, 2010, 01:43:11 AM
Here's a great video
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4672054/Barry_Cooper__Never_Get_Busted_Again_%28vol_1__amp__2%29 (http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4672054/Barry_Cooper__Never_Get_Busted_Again_%28vol_1__amp__2%29)
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Doug on June 19, 2010, 01:46:03 AM
Too much work.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: keelay on June 19, 2010, 01:54:21 AM
It's worth it, trust me.
Never Get Busted, Hiding your Stash Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M0N12H1r1I#normal)
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: chris on June 19, 2010, 02:02:31 AM
reported!
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: runsfromdacops on June 19, 2010, 02:17:22 AM
i want my 5 min. back...... ::)
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Doug on June 19, 2010, 02:32:21 AM
I'm sure I could come up with plenty of clever ideas one how to hide things. First don't make the area too large. A couple of smaller stashes would be easier to cover up. Second don't tell anyone. Third obey the law. It's always funny to watch Cops to see some idiot get pulled over for speeding/running a red light or stop sign/head light out etc etc to get busted with a huge stash.

The only thing I would worry about are the dogs. I wonder if you could setup several sirens set to a pitch that drives a dog bat shit crazy. The cop wouldn't know what was going on while the dog was flipping out.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: random-strike on June 19, 2010, 02:39:34 AM
the govt in texas came and kidnapped his kids. saying his views on drugs and govt being bad were endangering his children...

http://trueslant.com/stephenwebster/2010/03/30/tx-county-teaching-kids-government-is-out-to-harm-them-makes-parents-unsuitable/ (http://trueslant.com/stephenwebster/2010/03/30/tx-county-teaching-kids-government-is-out-to-harm-them-makes-parents-unsuitable/)
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: t_cel_t on June 19, 2010, 02:52:37 AM
the govt in texas came and kidnapped his kids. saying his views on drugs and govt being bad were endangering his children...

http://trueslant.com/stephenwebster/2010/03/30/tx-county-teaching-kids-government-is-out-to-harm-them-makes-parents-unsuitable/ (http://trueslant.com/stephenwebster/2010/03/30/tx-county-teaching-kids-government-is-out-to-harm-them-makes-parents-unsuitable/)
lol seems like they were out to harm them
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 19, 2010, 03:01:41 AM
Loose vagina's, such as that of n/a mikes ex wife or widefaggots ex wife, make perfect hiding spots for up to 2lbs of marijuana
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: colt45 on June 19, 2010, 08:30:01 PM
the best way to not get busted: stop breaking the law
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: HiProfile on June 19, 2010, 11:00:52 PM
Watch cops long enough any smart nog would figure out a few basic rules. 1) Don't break traffic laws, simple but not for morons. 2) fill the car with normal "junk" like you've owned it for a few months/years. 3) fill up your keychain. 4) don't keep the gas tank full or empty. 5) don't expect duct tape to prevent cocaine from wafting to a dog's nose (vacuum-packed epoxy-covered bricks ftw) 6) shit your pants - nobody wants to pat down fucking smelly nog, rifle through his car, let alone let him stink up their squad. 7) don't get GREEDY. If you're making hand-over-fist cash, don't be a twatwaffle stuffing 500lbs of heroin in 6 spare tires of a different size/bolt pattern in your escalade.


8) the most obvious - stop dealing with drugs.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 19, 2010, 11:47:57 PM
Watch cops long enough any smart nog would figure out a few basic rules. 1) Don't break traffic laws, simple but not for morons. 2) fill the car with normal "junk" like you've owned it for a few months/years. 3) fill up your keychain. 4) don't keep the gas tank full or empty. 5) don't expect duct tape to prevent cocaine from wafting to a dog's nose (vacuum-packed epoxy-covered bricks ftw) 6) shit your pants - nobody wants to pat down fucking smelly nog, rifle through his car, let alone let him stink up their squad. 7) don't get GREEDY. If you're making hand-over-fist cash, don't be a twatwaffle stuffing 500lbs of heroin in 6 spare tires of a different size/bolt pattern in your escalade.


8) the most obvious - stop dealing with drugs.

Same goes with watching First 48, learn how to kill ppl.  number 1 rule, you can't talk your way out of it, the cops already know what they know and by taling you only dig your hole deeper
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: keelay on June 20, 2010, 12:07:46 AM
It's MOSTLY all common sense, but hell, who doesn't like advice? I thought most people here liked learning...sorry Scott, I forget you are azn. And azn's know everything.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: HiProfile on June 20, 2010, 12:20:30 AM
Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. - Descartes
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: random-strike on June 20, 2010, 01:31:46 AM
drugs can kill you... so to protect you the govt kills you
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 20, 2010, 06:51:35 AM
It's MOSTLY all common sense, but hell, who doesn't like advice? I thought most people here liked learning...sorry Scott, I forget you are azn. And azn's know everything.
ComMon sense is far from common these days
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: keelay on June 20, 2010, 12:36:16 PM
I'm glad johhny law is there to save me from myself.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Doug on June 20, 2010, 05:24:04 PM
Watch cops long enough any smart nog would figure out a few basic rules. 1) Don't break traffic laws, simple but not for morons. 2) fill the car with normal "junk" like you've owned it for a few months/years. 3) fill up your keychain. 4) don't keep the gas tank full or empty. 5) don't expect duct tape to prevent cocaine from wafting to a dog's nose (vacuum-packed epoxy-covered bricks ftw) 6) shit your pants - nobody wants to pat down fucking smelly nog, rifle through his car, let alone let him stink up their squad. 7) don't get GREEDY. If you're making hand-over-fist cash, don't be a twatwaffle stuffing 500lbs of heroin in 6 spare tires of a different size/bolt pattern in your escalade.


8) the most obvious - stop dealing with drugs.

9) Don't be a dumb ass and start blabbing about crap. Keep your mouth shut and act like it's just a normal traffic stop.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 20, 2010, 05:34:50 PM
10) profit
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Burntrubber87 on June 20, 2010, 06:50:50 PM
Just as a heads up I live pretty close to the NY/Canada border..not too long ago i saw a explorer on the side of the road pulled over by about 6 state trooper cruisers and a large van..they had the explorer up on jackstands pulling the wheels off..
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Doug on June 20, 2010, 07:10:31 PM
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Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 20, 2010, 08:50:48 PM
4) don't keep the gas tank full or empty

I don't understand this one?
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: keelay on June 20, 2010, 08:55:54 PM
Also #5:

ANY smell will permeate through ANY material, given time. Even lead. You can take measures to prolong the time it takes for the scent to escape, but you can never prevent it.

#6: are you serious? You would seriously run the risk of being detained for psych eval.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Doug on June 20, 2010, 10:00:08 PM
4) don't keep the gas tank full or empty

I don't understand this one?

I guess drug runners always keep their tank full or empty  ???
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: forcdincivic on June 22, 2010, 01:49:43 PM
best way to not get caught...get a real fucking job.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: jabberwock on June 22, 2010, 01:50:28 PM
best way to not get caught...get a real fucking job.
... and do it on the side so you have a cover?
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: random-strike on June 22, 2010, 01:51:37 PM
best way to not get caught...get a real fucking job.

until they make your job illegal
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Jorsher on June 22, 2010, 02:19:06 PM
My name is Josh and I am a drug abuser.

Srsly though, those videos have a lot of common sense ideas, but also have a lot of stuff you would never think of.  I'm encoding this and the second one (how to not get raided), along with another similar video on what to do during traffic stops, that will be uploaded to my favorite movie tracker.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: NaturalDecimal on June 22, 2010, 02:19:37 PM
there was a guy busted here recently, was working as an investment banker making 250k a year, 25 years old, was selling pounds of weed out of his apt, apparently he'd been doing it for years and was netting 7 figures every year selling to other rich fucks and only got busted when his supplier got tailed

fuckin ballers man I need to get me a bigger piece of the pie
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on June 22, 2010, 02:34:27 PM
now yu have something to aspire to yurney
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: jeffsciv23 on June 22, 2010, 03:23:17 PM
lol, this is alot of common sence but it remeinded of this jackass i was laughing at a few weeks ago.

Traffic stop turns up sizable drug haul on I-82

YAKIMA, Wash. -- State troopers say they seized 20 pounds of ecstasy, two pounds of methamphetamine and more than $15,000 from a car stopped late Tuesday for speeding on Interstate 82.

The 27-year-old driver and 20-year-old passenger, both from Grandview, were arrested on a variety of drug charges.

Ecstasy is a stimulant that sells for between $3 and $45 per tablet, according to a 2009 fact sheet from the Drug Enforcement Administration.

A Washington State Patrol trooper stopped the car shortly before midnight Tuesday near the eastbound exit to Yakima Avenue. He said the 2003 Cadillac was recorded going 71 mph in the 60 mph zone and that he smelled marijuana upon approaching the car.

The passenger began sweating profusely and admitted he was wanted on a misdemeanor warrant out of Sunnyside, the trooper said. After a records checks showed both suspects had misdemeanor warrants, they were arrested.

Troopers said the ecstasy and meth were found in a silver suitcase in the trunk. Most of the cash was in 11 separate bundles in a pocket behind the driver's seat.

The man had cocaine in a sweatshirt pocket, a marijuana grinder was in the center console and a baggie of marijuana was in the car, according to the trooper's report.

Wednesday was a busy day for drug arrests across the county.

Local and federal task forces arrested six people on drug-dealing and possession charges from Wapato to Grandview. The biggest seizure involved more than 26 pounds of marijuana at a Grandview man's home.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: jeffsciv23 on June 22, 2010, 03:27:51 PM
Just as a heads up I live pretty close to the NY/Canada border..not too long ago i saw a explorer on the side of the road pulled over by about 6 state trooper cruisers and a large van..they had the explorer up on jackstands pulling the wheels off..

i had to drive to Blaine, wa one night to pick up a friend and then turn around and drive all the way back to yakima, was pulled over doing 85 in a 60 in a car with out of state plates....yeah they searched the car after hearing that i was pickign up a friend at the canadian border and heading back home lol, cant really say i blame them though
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: random-strike on June 22, 2010, 03:54:01 PM
i doubt he smelled the baggie of weed walking up to the car. he basically made that up as a way to search the car.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Jorsher on June 22, 2010, 03:55:20 PM
Both times I was pulled over in GA after moving to AL, I've been searched.

First time I had the Civic cleaned out except for a trash bag with all my clothes and stuff (classy, I know) on the back seat.  The Crown Royal bag that was in the bag fell out onto the backseat and they didn't check it?  At the time a nervous cop was checking my pockets and such, while the other was looking around inside the car.  How it was missed, I'm not sure.

Second time I had a glass tobacco pipe in my pocket and moved it to my sock while I was sitting on the curb and he went to question my friend before doing the search.

I assume they are just a bit more of a hassle because I was out-of-state, but I'm a dorky white guy in a stock Civic, gimme a break...  Now I simply don't travel with anything dangerous.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 22, 2010, 07:12:59 PM
i dine on cocks.

Fascinating.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: forcdincivic on June 23, 2010, 03:02:24 PM
i dine on cocks.

Fascinating.


aww you guys are so cute changing posts.  O0
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Jorsher on June 23, 2010, 03:07:53 PM
i dine on cocks.

Fascinating.


seriously GIMME COCKS.  O0

 :?:
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: forcdincivic on June 23, 2010, 03:19:54 PM
okay, i laughed at that one.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: Joseph Davis on June 23, 2010, 06:37:55 PM
okay, i choked on that cock.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: forcdincivic on June 23, 2010, 06:40:13 PM
bastard.
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on June 23, 2010, 06:40:45 PM
i dine on cocks.

Fascinating.

Indeed queer....
Title: Re: Since I like drugs so much
Post by: keelay on June 23, 2010, 08:20:46 PM
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