:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Doug on June 19, 2010, 03:21:03 PM
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So every time I get Pizza Hut pan pizza it gives me the royal flush. I haven't had any in months upon months, so ended up getting some last night. Made it through just fine and was out of sight out of mind. Then at 3:30 in the morning I awake to what feels like someone kicking me in the stomach. I jump up to head to the restroom and stumble and step on my dismantled 360 awaiting flashing.
Now having cut my finger wide open taking one apart before the sudden pain followed by the feel of nothing was a clue as to what happened. So as I get to restroom I look at my pinky toe and notice what looks like a mere scratch. As I reach down and touch it it proceeds to open up along the side down to the fucking bone. Then the blood begins to pour.
I wrapped it up in a good inch of toilet paper and proceed to evacuate my bowels. I head to the kitchen to grab some pepto and within that short period of time a nice over flow of was ready to be released again. This time it was like a chocolate pudding bomb went off inside the toilet.
So now my foot is sore as fuck today and a large part of my toe is being held on by a band-aid. Moral of this story is Pizza Hut is a hella lot cheaper than Colon Blow and also the leading cause of toe amputations.
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Rhmt loves BLOOD!
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They give ya' 10 for a reason...
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Thatll teach you to leave your toys on the floor.
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Thats why I buy little Caesars :P
Or dominos if im feeling real classy. Their new shit is actually quite good
Oh and post pics
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new dominos = papa johns rip off. true story
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new dominos = papa johns rip off. true story
But papa johns still tastes like shit :mexi:
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Battery charger for camera came up missing so cell pic will have to suffice. It's cut all the way around/across and then on the side also (I stepped on the corner where two plates met) Yummmm, infection
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That looks as if it smells bro. Put some duct tape on that.
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Soak it in iodine, and go ahead and take some antibiotics.
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As in, do so NOW, do not wait until later tonight or tomorrow.
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^ solid advice
a good triple antibiotic (neosporin) will do wonders
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a good triple antibiotic (neosporin) will do wonders
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hot water and betadyne (sp), soak that bitch. infectons on your feet are the worst.
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fish antibiotics are the best
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This is not the orient, not everything can be solved by raw fish.
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fish antibiotics are the best
who was testing animal drugs on themsevle? Iirc they had good results and was super cheap Jew
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i took fish amoxicylin for my last sinus infection. shits cheap as hell and has nothing to do with fish whatsoever.
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Looks infected.
CHOP IT OFF.
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Guys, Doug hasn't been on in two days. I think he's passed away from complications associated with completely severing his cuticle.
RIP DOUG :'(
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Guys, Doug hasn't been on in two days. I think he's passed away from complications associated with never turboing a car...
RIP DOUG :'(
Fixed for accuracy.
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Last message I got from him was the picture posted above.
He is surely dead.
I'm going to pick up the GSR tomorrow and make it worthy.
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Guys, Doug hasn't been on in two days. I think he's passed away from complications associated with never turboing a car...
RIP DOUG :'(
Fixed for accuracy.
It can be looked at that way, as a boosted car is the only known cure for a severed cuticle.
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Last message I got from him was the picture posted above.
He is surely dead.
I'm going to pick up the GSR tomorrow and make it worthy.
Good to see his death won't be in vein.
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down to the fucking bone
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That's just a scratch. Over dramatic pussy.