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Title: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: QikEnuF on April 06, 2009, 05:02:55 PM
That is all...
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: birdley42008 on April 06, 2009, 05:07:07 PM
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Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: rsmith2786 on April 06, 2009, 05:24:04 PM
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Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: QikEnuF on April 06, 2009, 05:35:50 PM
Who the fuck voted no?
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: g_shok on April 06, 2009, 05:39:17 PM
i did, buk is too insane to be homo, besides wouldn't want someone with a vast knowledge of arsenal and explosives on your enemies list
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: QikEnuF on April 06, 2009, 05:40:34 PM
Buk's knowledge expands only to TNT on belts, and possibly C4 lined shoes, that's it. Do not fear him, except his gayness. Fear that greatly
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: g_shok on April 06, 2009, 05:47:51 PM
i know hes been busy with his 2 jobs, i havent been contacted to play BF2 in a while
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: QikEnuF on April 06, 2009, 05:49:21 PM
i got a knock knock joke text that ended up with buk saying he loves me and mwah
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: g_shok on April 06, 2009, 06:12:26 PM
hahaha
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: buk9tp on April 06, 2009, 07:03:00 PM
2 jobs are now one job with me working 6 days a week but i work a double shift on the last day so too tired to do shit but sleep so i consider it 7 days a week.

just spent 2 hours in the line at secretary of state.. and im now convinced more than ever that they should set up portable showers outside all secretary of state offices :?:

i kept pushing to the back of the line till i picked out the nicest lady

renewed the plate on my dd and then requested a personalized plate.
yes sir what would you like it to say?

let me write it down for you

and i wrote down

five, h, one, t, b, zero, x

sir i cant give you that plate?

why not?

well it looks too close to the handicapped plates.

well it let me do it online. what can i do to make it work?

2 minutes later she comes back and says the zero will have to be a letter o

i say thats fine.

i pay for it she prints off the temp tag and hands it to me then busts out giggling

she asks me if i was trying to get the plate to say what she thinks it says

i said yes. and sorry about that maam

she laughs some more and then says if she had caught it before i paid for it she wouldnt have let it go through

she also says theres a slim chance that my plate will get denied. but ill get a letter in the mail if it does.

buks new plate for the gsr crx?

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before that i drove all the way downtown to pick up a purchase permit and the motherfuckers say the printer is out of order. so had to drive an hour and a half to go pay a guy for a gun to hold onto it for me so he doesnt sell it.

sucks.

cause i got another shitty day ahead of me.. get off work at 7.. gun desk opens at 12.. gotta wait till 1 to go in and get the purchase permit then drive 3 hours round trip to go pick up my fucking guns... lame sauce.

city city shity city shity
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: CSaddict on April 06, 2009, 07:08:37 PM
Who are you assholes kidding, if Buk was back in Allah land he would get more ass than a toilet seat.
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 06, 2009, 08:52:53 PM
Who are you assholes kidding, if Buk was back in Allah land he would get more ass than a toilet seat.

Like a toilet at one of those men only arab bathhouses.
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 06, 2009, 09:02:33 PM
Who are you assholes kidding, if Buk was back in Allah land he would get more ass than a toilet seat.

Like a toilet at one of those men only arab bathhouses.

What happens in Istanbul, stays in Istanbul.
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: catsman50 on April 06, 2009, 10:34:58 PM
or of course his gay lover
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: fysh on April 06, 2009, 10:55:11 PM
Who are you assholes kidding, if Buk was back in Allah land he would get more ass than a toilet seat.

what toilet seat? In 'allah land' they shit in holes in the ground.
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: widebody93 on April 06, 2009, 11:02:42 PM
i got a knock knock joke text that ended up with buk saying he loves me and mwah
You mean Olive joke. Me too
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: Jorsher on April 06, 2009, 11:03:07 PM
durka durka?

I hope they approve that plate.  If not, I'll have to attempt to get it in this lovely state.
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: marcj on April 06, 2009, 11:28:27 PM
Who are you assholes kidding, if Buk was back in Allah land he would get more ass than a toilet seat.

Like a toilet at one of those men only arab bathhouses.

What happens in Istanbul, stays in Istanbul.

i chortle'd
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: buk9tp on April 06, 2009, 11:45:14 PM
durka durka?

I hope they approve that plate.  If not, I'll have to attempt to get it in this lovely state.

you dont want to have matching vanity plates? :(

jorsher doesnt love me :'(
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: QikEnuF on April 06, 2009, 11:45:34 PM
i got a knock knock joke text that ended up with buk saying he loves me and mwah
You mean Olive joke. Me too

yeah, he's gay
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: widebody93 on April 07, 2009, 12:00:47 AM
I dont think he is gay. I think he is looking for some Bromance since he is once again single and all his friends work normal hour jobs. QikEnuf just play along with it. He is a cool cat.
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 07, 2009, 01:25:00 AM
I dont think he is gay. I think he is looking for some Bromance since he is once again single and all his friends work normal hour jobs. QikEnuf just play along with it. He is a cool cat.

you are the dumbest fucking neanderthal when it comes to this site for that taint licking statement
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: Budget_SI on April 07, 2009, 01:31:33 AM
Is Buk A Homosexual Yes   15 (33.3%)
CRX   15 (33.3%)
 
 :evil:

 
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: widebody93 on April 07, 2009, 01:32:06 AM
Ok
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: 97Econobox on April 07, 2009, 06:44:50 AM
I dont think he is gay. I think he is looking for some Bromance QikEnuf just play along with it. He is a cool cat.

BAN
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: QikEnuF on April 07, 2009, 09:45:45 AM
Buk, your gayness is ~ = to or > than CRX, that is scary
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: Sinister on April 07, 2009, 11:02:16 AM
i got a knock knock joke text that ended up with buk saying he loves me and mwah
You mean Olive joke. Me too

I got that one too.  :?:
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: buk9tp on April 08, 2009, 06:25:24 PM
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Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 08, 2009, 07:28:37 PM
What the hell does that prove?
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: Sinister on April 08, 2009, 07:29:55 PM
What the hell does that prove?

That he's a creeper?
Title: Re: Buk Mohammad Bin Laden Is Gay
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 08, 2009, 07:37:03 PM
I figured he wasnt hiding the identity for the protrction of whoever he was talking to, but rather to cover his ass