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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: jabberwock on July 12, 2010, 01:39:44 PM

Title: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: jabberwock on July 12, 2010, 01:39:44 PM
http://gawker.com/5584987/my-career-is-over-another-terrifying-mel-gibson-phone-call-is-now-online (http://gawker.com/5584987/my-career-is-over-another-terrifying-mel-gibson-phone-call-is-now-online)
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: t_cel_t on July 12, 2010, 02:09:46 PM
nothing i hear is untrue, whats the big deal?
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: imburne on July 12, 2010, 02:25:42 PM
Oh snap, Mel Gibson might have just became my favorite celebrity.

http://gawker.com/5582644/all-the-terrible-things-mel-gibson-has-said-on-the-record (http://gawker.com/5582644/all-the-terrible-things-mel-gibson-has-said-on-the-record)

"You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault." — phone conversation with Grigorieva
http://gawker.com/5583622/mel-gibsons-horrifying-phone-call-is-now-online (http://gawker.com/5583622/mel-gibsons-horrifying-phone-call-is-now-online)
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: Lowerit on July 12, 2010, 02:38:47 PM
What's his screen name here?
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on July 12, 2010, 02:50:38 PM
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Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on July 12, 2010, 07:29:19 PM
Everything he is saying is probably true.  Shes probably just some money hungry russian slut.
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: colt45 on July 12, 2010, 10:39:15 PM
Shes probably just some money hungry russian slut.

they all are. 
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 12, 2010, 11:04:45 PM
Shes probably just some money hungry russian slut.

they all are. 

Even when not russian, or a slut.
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: narfdanarf on July 12, 2010, 11:05:59 PM
"shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it"

I'm going to use that line tonight...I'll be sure to post up results tomorrow.
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: Jorsher on July 13, 2010, 02:52:41 AM
Isn't he a scientologist as well?
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: Corey on July 13, 2010, 04:24:13 AM
nah im pretty sure hes a hardcore christian who hates jews.
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: turbob16hatch on July 13, 2010, 08:12:02 AM
I could give a shit less what he says. If anything it makes him like any other normal human. Everyone rants and raves when pissed off. plus all the people that are bitching on the news and shit are just pissed they can't say the same things he does. Because there all pussies.
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: chris on July 13, 2010, 08:22:29 AM
Isn't he a scientologist as well?


Nope you didnt watch the 2 hour event he directed about how to kill a magician?
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: jabberwock on July 13, 2010, 09:06:51 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flinkme.ufanet.ru%2Fimages%2F57e177fb1ccb1b85806b4a8965eed3f0.gif&hash=8bf243950d14d90cc8cd850649c0d2de7ddfd37f)
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: jabberwock on July 21, 2010, 06:36:48 AM
YOU THERE?!?!

http://gawker.com/5591717/just-when-mel-gibsons-phone-calls-couldnt-get-worse-a-fight-about-hitting-his-child (http://gawker.com/5591717/just-when-mel-gibsons-phone-calls-couldnt-get-worse-a-fight-about-hitting-his-child)
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 21, 2010, 09:58:46 AM
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Mel seems really obsessed with the order in which he receives blowjobs. First it was "I will bury you in the rose garden, but you will blow my first" and now it's "you can rot, unless you crawl back, suck my cock, and say you're sorry, in that order."

Must have something to do with him being a director—he's clearly very detailed-oriented. I can't blame the guy for wanting to keep to a firm sucking schedule, but you've gotta be a little flexible in order to make a relationship work. Naturally, it just makes sense to get yourself blown prior to burying the blower (that's just practical, that's just common sense), but it really wouldn't be any skin off Mel's back if she crawled after the sucking or apologized beforehand (or even during!). Gonna go out on a limb and say that his Fürher-like insistence that he be blown *when he wants to be blown* vis-a-vis certain other sometimes relevant, sometimes irrelevant events might very well be his downfall.

Seriously, someone should go through all the tapes (which mention getting blown *constantly*) and see if my theory that he's really just a man upset about the timing of his blowjobs holds true. Maybe Oksana's failings at time management are at the crux of this whole messy affair.
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: t_cel_t on July 21, 2010, 12:16:29 PM
have you guys listened to the 'raw' audio? its so obvious that is has been doctored i cant see how anyone can believe this rusky chick.

his voice is all fucking garbled, staticky, sounds like shit. and her voice is crystal clear like it was done in a recording studio.
Title: Re: Shut the fuck up, you should just fucking smile and blow me because I deserve it
Post by: jabberwock on July 21, 2010, 01:27:46 PM
She was probably recording it on speaker phone and his volume/tone went beyond the capability of his cell phone mic.