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Title: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 08, 2009, 10:28:24 PM
Hook it up.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: CSaddict on April 08, 2009, 10:33:52 PM
When's Tyler been posting?
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 08, 2009, 10:35:29 PM
http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=1121.0;topicseen (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php?topic=1121.0;topicseen) among others.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: CSaddict on April 08, 2009, 10:40:02 PM
Oh, I don't read those crazy Johnny rant threads.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: bluerex on April 08, 2009, 10:42:18 PM
I can't remember the last day I haven't smoked. 

wierd
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: g_shok on April 08, 2009, 10:45:41 PM
"I don't know who any of those people are"
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: hotrex on April 08, 2009, 10:59:57 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv691%2Fmaddog2020%2Funtitled-4.jpg&hash=ddb5c2c56eda254de2f4f8fd0a387a433626de8d)
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: hotrex on April 08, 2009, 11:02:59 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv691%2Fmaddog2020%2Fad_smb_kraft_maccheese.jpg&hash=2a54c65338d29d87d9b04ed879ee060520c74a75)
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: widebody93 on April 08, 2009, 11:25:26 PM
I object to this.


Where is your name in all this BULLSHIT
Baldy?




Lol. at least your being nice with the names.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 08, 2009, 11:36:14 PM
You were last, then you post and suddenly are in first.

Coincidence?  I think not.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: widebody93 on April 09, 2009, 12:16:43 AM
I think not too
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: d-rail on April 09, 2009, 12:28:55 AM
Funny stuff
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: 5thgenlx on April 09, 2009, 01:05:02 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyforumpics.com%2Fforums%2Ffail%2F4%2FFAIL-cat-I-sense-fail.jpg&hash=d76b88be4f32bd2fb997c9c3e2c34b8b8da56f25)

pretty much you're the only one i've seen complain
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: brine04 on April 09, 2009, 01:11:57 AM
Johnny wasn't on the list so all I could go with was some last episode lyrics.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Towdogg on April 09, 2009, 01:17:21 AM
Voted
for wide booty and I smoke weed everyday
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: shadow on April 09, 2009, 01:19:31 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv396%2Fshadow_seo%2F0131091532.jpg&hash=2c11db6ed16ec723f2695433c0393624c5f65d03)
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 09, 2009, 01:45:32 AM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv323%2Fchadmuskay%2F1239254888732.jpg&hash=9cd2c74d85ed727fc7d9cd5e73304f900781f459)

i like that no one even cares/notices me enough to consider me annoying
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 09, 2009, 01:46:00 AM
pretty much you're the only one i've seen complain

Don't worry, I've been saving links to your failure to comprehend posts.  
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: widebody93 on April 09, 2009, 01:52:39 AM
Voted
for wide booty and I smoke weed everyday
good for you pumpkin. You little cock sucker   ;)
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Towdogg on April 09, 2009, 01:57:47 AM
Your Gay...  Thats why there is a poll about you...
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: widebody93 on April 09, 2009, 02:58:31 AM
Oh noez
A poll about me.
Darnet    polls about people makes them gay now.


Polls











polls













polls










Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: buk9tp on April 09, 2009, 03:09:16 AM
i like that no one even cares/notices me enough to consider me annoying

it came down to me or you being voted to get banned and you got voted to get fucking banned then you talked shit about everyone on the site and said we were in bed with the terrorists.. you came and went under atleast 5 different usernames and trolled pretty fucking hard on both hmt as well as bimmerforums.

hmt gets sold to rick p. rhmt gets made. you sign up and register under a new name and pretend nothing ever fucking happend.

then one of your lover fanboys gave you og status and a high post count

no one remmembers you because your easy to forget about yuriy. also your a faggot.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: widebody93 on April 09, 2009, 03:15:02 AM
Wow what a rant.










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Some one grab BUK a towel to calm him down. Because alcohol makes him worse.   
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: AWDstylez on April 09, 2009, 09:08:03 AM
I voted for me.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: 5thgenlx on April 09, 2009, 09:11:42 AM
pretty much you're the only one i've seen complain

Don't worry, I've been saving links to your failure to comprehend posts.  

right...thats fairly sad. sorry i'm not the all knowing internet guy like you apparently are.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: AWDstylez on April 09, 2009, 09:23:25 AM
pretty much you're the only one i've seen complain

Don't worry, I've been saving links to your failure to comprehend posts.  

right...thats fairly sad. sorry i'm not the all knowing internet guy like you apparently are.

Mr. Davis has no real friends.  He's an internet warrior.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 09, 2009, 04:33:53 PM
CP INCOMING  :D
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 09, 2009, 10:29:45 PM
pretty much you're the only one i've seen complain

Don't worry, I've been saving links to your failure to comprehend posts.  

right...thats fairly sad. sorry i'm not the all knowing internet guy like you apparently are.

Mr. Davis has no real friends.  He's an internet warrior.

Compared to whom?  You?  You have a myspace collection of highschool girls wearing pancake makeup, and nobody who knows you thinks you're half what you pretend to be.

Quote
slawjc: well what u need to get for it
10:34 PM ?
10:39 PM u know i always got cash in hand son
 me: make offer
  Alternately, I would give it to you for breaking Tyler's ignorant jaw.
 slawjc: 150 on the snail
  haha
10:40 PM tylers not bad in person
 me: He's a know-nothing online
 slawjc: hes a know nothing in real life too
 me: lol
 slawjc: he trys hard\


So, get bent shit stick.  I never pretended to be everyone's best buddy therefore whether or not I have friends is irrelevant to me, or to anything being discussed in this thread.  All I've every claimed is to like cars, and be good with applied electronics and engine theory.  You, however, think you're Smarty-pants McDaniels and you're actually a chump people mock and find pathetic.  Oddly enough, what this thread is about.




pretty much you're the only one i've seen complain

Don't worry, I've been saving links to your failure to comprehend posts.  

right...thats fairly sad. sorry i'm not the all knowing internet guy like you apparently are.

Which is also the point,  Every post you make is either factually wrong, or you make some dumb comment that has someone replying to you, "did you even read this thread?"  This forum is comprised of bluecollar assholes NOT Einsteins, if I'm calling you out for being stupid then you are standing out and it's pretty pathetic.  You say you're $40K in the hole for student loans?? 
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: 5thgenlx on April 09, 2009, 10:50:44 PM
nice name change jd, i think i'll keep it. i've never said anywhere i'm a car guru or that i'm the turbo tits or any such nonsense, it's not my field, i'm an enthusiast not an expert. sorry i'm never wrong like you must have never been when you liked something but didn't know everything about it like you must now. you must be one lonely nig to read every damn thread on this here forum and be a pretty bitter bastard to actually get pissed off at people who don't actually affect you in any way in reality.

40k total, school was only 30, 10 for living. wanna talk shop about x radiation and what i do for a living? i'd love to get into those physics.

otherwise, fuck yourself. i give about 2 shits whether or not the great JD approves of my posts or not
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 09, 2009, 11:01:17 PM
nice name change jd, i think i'll keep it.

I'm a EM forum moderator, not an admin.  I can delete posts and lock/sticky threads inside the EM forum only.  But it goes to show that just because most people aren't vocal about it... doesn't mean they like you.


i've never said anywhere i'm a car guru or that i'm the turbo tits or any such nonsense, it's not my field, i'm an enthusiast not an expert.

Did you read what I said?  I don't dislike you because you aren't an expert.  Most of the people here aren't experts (at anything beyond getting the job done).  I dislike you because you post stupid shit that makes no sense, and you always ask questions on the fourth page of a thread that were answered by the third post on the first page.  Seriously, look at your own post history and look at the responses you get.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: 5thgenlx on April 09, 2009, 11:35:35 PM

Did you read what I said?  I don't dislike you because you aren't an expert.  Most of the people here aren't experts (at anything beyond getting the job done).  I dislike you because you post stupid shit that makes no sense, and you always ask questions on the fourth page of a thread that were answered by the third post on the first page.  Seriously, look at your own post history and look at the responses you get.

funny cuz i just did literally go through all of my old posts. and was going to reply here with the results. the only people that have complained have been you, cttaz twice and jhchrist cuz i missed a post of his that was sandwiched between picture posts about a diverter valve, in which he really didnt even complain
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: 5thgenlx on April 09, 2009, 11:39:33 PM

I'm a EM forum moderator, not an admin.  I can delete posts and lock/sticky threads inside the EM forum only.  But it goes to show that just because most people aren't vocal about it... doesn't mean they like you.


i dont know how to change it regardless. oh fuckin well. rates about a 2 on my i dont give a fuck scale. i'm not here to be mr popular anyhow
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: 5thgenlx on April 09, 2009, 11:41:49 PM
so nice my post count got reset too...and my date registered
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: AWDstylez on April 10, 2009, 10:18:07 AM
pretty much you're the only one i've seen complain

Don't worry, I've been saving links to your failure to comprehend posts.  

right...thats fairly sad. sorry i'm not the all knowing internet guy like you apparently are.

Mr. Davis has no real friends.  He's an internet warrior.

Compared to whom?  You?  You have a myspace collection of highschool girls wearing pancake makeup, and nobody who knows you thinks you're half what you pretend to be.

Remeber what I said in the other thread about you surrounding yourself with idiots to make yourself feel better?  Your head swells with self-importance when your world narrows to nothing but your computer monitor's content, and your circle of friends consist of avatars, your conversations mere text.

Grow up Mr. Davis.  You're old enough to be my father, yet you still get off on being (in your mind) the coolest guy on the internet.  It's not 1995 anymore and internet badassness just doesn't translate to reality badassness the way it used to.  What is it that you're hiding from?  What are you compensating for?  Were you molested as a child?  Did it make you stuck in some previous stage you now can't outgrow?  Keep fueling your self-importance by putting down legitimate mentally retarded people like widebody and by arguing tech with people that can't even order the four-stroke cycle.  Somehow that makes you smart and knowledgable.  Congrats Mr. Davis, you're the smartest forty year old in third grade.  I don't mind it though.  You and I both know you're a basket case of mental issues that needs the ego boost for your own health.  I'm sure the frustration of your other bald head not seeing a pussy in years isn't making things any easier on your either.

But, fear not Joey.  In my heart and mind you'll always be Joe Davis: internet mogul/warrior extraordinaire.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Robb on April 10, 2009, 10:41:42 AM

Remeber what I said in the other thread about you surrounding yourself with idiots to make yourself feel better?  Your head swells with self-importance when your world narrows to nothing but your computer monitor's content, and your circle of friends consist of avatars, your conversations mere text.

Grow up Mr. Davis.  You're old enough to be my father, yet you still get off on being (in your mind) the coolest guy on the internet.  It's not 1995 anymore and internet badassness just doesn't translate to reality badassness the way it used to.  What is it that you're hiding from?  What are you compensating for?  Were you molested as a child?  Did it make you stuck in some previous stage you now can't outgrow?  Keep fueling your self-importance by putting down legitimate mentally retarded people like widebody and by arguing tech with people that can't even order the four-stroke cycle.  Somehow that makes you smart and knowledgable.  Congrats Mr. Davis, you're the smartest forty year old in third grade.  I don't mind it though.  You and I both know you're a basket case of mental issues that needs the ego boost for your own health.  I'm sure the frustration of your other bald head not seeing a pussy in years isn't making things any easier on your either.

But, fear not Joey.  In my heart and mind you'll always be Joe Davis: internet mogul/warrior extraordinaire.

Classy.  You basically reverted to the "I know you are but what am I" bit.  But wait!!! You forgot to make fun of his mother! For shame!

There are maybe three people on this site with near the intelligence that Joseph has.  None of them has his level of experience and real-world intuition.

So when JD says you are an idiot, it isnt because you possess less experience or knowledge than he...its because you really are an idiot. 

Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 10, 2009, 11:00:45 AM
Remeber what I said in the other thread about you surrounding yourself with idiots to make yourself feel better?  Your head swells with self-importance when your world narrows to nothing but your computer monitor's content, and your circle of friends consist of avatars, your conversations mere text.

My computer monitor's content this week includes a S13/S14 daughterboard schematic, half commented VW Digi I dasm, 17 hours worth of dyno pulls, four street tunes among three different brands of vehicle (it'll be five tonight when I roll out to babysit MR2Guru's new engine break in... the old one has the stock cam record for power output), and you wasting my time trying to say I exist on RHMT and not in the real world, that everything I do and have done is a product of my own imagination.

Chump.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 10, 2009, 11:29:56 AM
And now, something far more important, interesting, visually appealing, and real world relevant than e-battles between male nurses and midlife crisis victims on the internet:

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv323%2Fchadmuskay%2F1239257813352.jpg&hash=c3a4c645f89a539918c33f54a1d7006304e509e2)
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: 92CXyD on April 10, 2009, 11:53:30 AM
And now, something far more important, interesting, visually appealing, and real world relevant than e-battles between male nurses and midlife crisis victims on the internet:

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv323%2Fchadmuskay%2F1239257813352.jpg&hash=c3a4c645f89a539918c33f54a1d7006304e509e2)

Any more of her damn nice tittties.  :yes:
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 10, 2009, 11:56:53 AM
 :)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv323%2Fchadmuskay%2F1239257962579.jpg&hash=01dca27d0d52dc246e89bfb4b3caf406788bd812)

And thats enough photobucket violation for now.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: 92CXyD on April 10, 2009, 11:57:39 AM
sweet.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: BlackDragon on April 10, 2009, 12:16:06 PM
nice
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on April 10, 2009, 12:53:54 PM

Remeber what I said in the other thread about you surrounding yourself with idiots to make yourself feel better?  Your head swells with self-importance when your world narrows to nothing but your computer monitor's content, and your circle of friends consist of avatars, your conversations mere text.

Grow up Mr. Davis.  You're old enough to be my father, yet you still get off on being (in your mind) the coolest guy on the internet.  It's not 1995 anymore and internet badassness just doesn't translate to reality badassness the way it used to.  What is it that you're hiding from?  What are you compensating for?  Were you molested as a child?  Did it make you stuck in some previous stage you now can't outgrow?  Keep fueling your self-importance by putting down legitimate mentally retarded people like widebody and by arguing tech with people that can't even order the four-stroke cycle.  Somehow that makes you smart and knowledgable.  Congrats Mr. Davis, you're the smartest forty year old in third grade.  I don't mind it though.  You and I both know you're a basket case of mental issues that needs the ego boost for your own health.  I'm sure the frustration of your other bald head not seeing a pussy in years isn't making things any easier on your either.

But, fear not Joey.  In my heart and mind you'll always be Joe Davis: internet mogul/warrior extraordinaire.

Classy.  You basically reverted to the "I know you are but what am I" bit.  But wait!!! You forgot to make fun of his mother! For shame!

There are maybe three people on this site with near the intelligence that Joseph has.  None of them has his level of experience and real-world intuition.

So when JD says you are an idiot, it isnt because you possess less experience or knowledge than he...its because you really are an idiot. 



I wish that would fit in my sig... lol
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: hotrex on April 10, 2009, 01:55:28 PM
i wish your mother would fit in the trunk of my car
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on April 10, 2009, 01:57:01 PM
Being you puff large nig pole and all.... I highly doubt thats what you wish for sword swirler.   :-*
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: hotrex on April 10, 2009, 02:10:10 PM
just call me capt tiplipz   love to guzzle them steamy meth loads.

Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: AWDstylez on April 11, 2009, 03:50:35 PM
Remeber what I said in the other thread about you surrounding yourself with idiots to make yourself feel better?  Your head swells with self-importance when your world narrows to nothing but your computer monitor's content, and your circle of friends consist of avatars, your conversations mere text.

My computer monitor's content this week includes a S13/S14 daughterboard schematic, half commented VW Digi I dasm, 17 hours worth of dyno pulls, four street tunes among three different brands of vehicle (it'll be five tonight when I roll out to babysit MR2Guru's new engine break in... the old one has the stock cam record for power output), and you wasting my time trying to say I exist on RHMT and not in the real world, that everything I do and have done is a product of my own imagination.

Chump.

My point
_______________

Your head


You just reinforced what I said.
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: 5thgenlx on April 11, 2009, 06:45:33 PM
Limpbuddy93           -37 (33%)
5thgenlx         -10 (8.9%)
FastGermanCar (turbodave)         -22 (19.6%)
AWDStylez         -20 (17.9%)
Smoke pot everyday         -23 (20.5%)

sweet, i have 10 fans of 112
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 11, 2009, 07:23:40 PM
:)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv323%2Fchadmuskay%2F1239257962579.jpg&hash=01dca27d0d52dc246e89bfb4b3caf406788bd812)

And thats enough photobucket violation for now.
no, its not.  Nice titties though
Title: Re: Poll time, kiddies
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 13, 2009, 08:48:13 AM
bump to remind the masses what a tool AWDStylez is.