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Title: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: jabberwock on August 30, 2010, 02:03:18 PM
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Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: BoostedSchemes on August 30, 2010, 03:56:40 PM
your dog looks like it caught something from you fucking it too much
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: jabberwock on August 30, 2010, 03:58:09 PM
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Stevie and his sister, Whitney, were found dumped along the side of the road.
Whitney has been adopted but Stevie still needs a home.

We first noticed when they came to us that they had injuries. Both puppies had
some gashes on them but Whitney clearly had one on her head. What we noticed
about Stevie is that his skull is deformed. We do not know if this was human harm
or something else, but considering that they were dumped, unwanted on the side
of the road says something.

Stevie is partially blind. This could be due to the head injuries he has suffered.
Regardless, is he a friendly, playful puppy and loves attention. He responds
quickly to sounds, so talk to him. He will follow you or other animals around by
the noise made. He learns his surroundings quickly and once he does he acts just
like any puppy. He plays with the other dogs in his foster home and runs around
just like any puppy would. He is just a more cautious runner. He is crated when
left alone and at night. He uses the dog door at his foster home and has had very
few accidents in the house. Stevie needs a fenced yard at his forever home.

Stevie needs a new home where he will be given the love and care that he deserves.
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ADOPTED!!!

http://www.hcpap.com/OURDOGS.html (http://www.hcpap.com/OURDOGS.html)
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: BoostedSchemes on August 30, 2010, 04:14:54 PM
Youre proud of raping an injured animal? sick fuck
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: Jorsher on August 30, 2010, 05:45:09 PM
More hair on that dog's head than I've ever seen on a Jewsef.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 30, 2010, 08:16:39 PM
your dog looks like it caught something from you fucking it too much

comrade yuriy is very observant.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: DasPoop on August 31, 2010, 01:19:22 AM
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That dog aint got nothing on this. He is just a kitten he is a slightly bread down bobcat that i adopted 4 months ago he is they say about 8 months old and 22lbs eats 3/4lb of dry cat food mixed with 1/4lb of raw meat weather it be steak or chicken a day also loves dog treats and i found out last week doughnuts.

Btw thought that is a cool dog do you have pics to see what his whole coat looks like?
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: potatodude on August 31, 2010, 01:26:13 AM
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That dog aint got nothing on this. He is just a kitten he is a slightly bread down bobcat that i adopted 4 months ago he is they say about 8 months old and 22lbs eats 3/4lb of dry cat food mixed with 1/4lb of raw meat weather it be steak or chicken a day also loves dog treats and i found out last week doughnuts.

Btw thought that is a cool dog do you have pics to see what his whole coat looks like?

I want that cat.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: DasPoop on August 31, 2010, 01:37:28 AM
No you dont he is a dick except to me and eats wayyy to much not to mention the vet wont declaw him and his claws are over 1/2" long here is another pic btw that couch arm is pry a foot in dia.

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mean looking sob aint he?

Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: qikenuf on August 31, 2010, 01:48:41 AM
My dog will kill your cat and Staley Dan's dog.

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Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: DasPoop on August 31, 2010, 01:53:22 AM
i am calling bs on that shit my cat decided he wanted to bring home a dead coyote pup last week and leave it on the back deck freaked the shit out of me because now there is going to be yotes in my back yard and i am sure your dog will yelp in retreat the first time one of those paws go across his face. 
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 31, 2010, 02:11:49 AM
I want kill all cat dog in thread! make good jouk jow soup vely gud yooh lyke!
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: potatodude on August 31, 2010, 02:57:32 AM
No you dont he is a dick except to me and eats wayyy to much not to mention the vet wont declaw him and his claws are over 1/2" long here is another pic btw that couch arm is pry a foot in dia.

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mean looking sob aint he?



Do want.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: PhilStubbs on August 31, 2010, 05:21:59 AM
The cat sounds awesome. I have always wanted a 30-40lb cat
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: Teg2boo on August 31, 2010, 07:36:58 AM
My dog will kill your cat and Staley Dan's dog.

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My dog will eat all of yours, just because she's hungry lol My dog follow an American diet.

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Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: jabberwock on August 31, 2010, 07:59:03 AM
My buddy has a Maine Coon.. coolest cat ever.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: highroller54 on August 31, 2010, 10:00:11 AM
I have to big male cats with bad attitudes to. My fried brought his shepperd over one day and he ran at my black cat and the cat beet the shit out of that dog, I kinda felt bad. He didn't stop untill I pushed him into the house with a rake  :P
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: DasPoop on August 31, 2010, 10:17:33 AM
My buddy has a Maine Coon.. coolest cat ever.

yeah he is apparently a mix between a coon cat and a bobcat in what ratio i am not sure he has coon cat marking but bob cat like ears he also has a tail but his face is also very bobcat like
I have to big male cats with bad attitudes to. My fried brought his shepperd over one day and he ran at my black cat and the cat beet the shit out of that dog, I kinda felt bad. He didn't stop untill I pushed him into the house with a rake  :P

thats some funny shit  :yes:
 
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: jarebear667 on August 31, 2010, 11:15:52 AM
many years ago my dad friend has a canadian lynx that was declawed, i walked into his garage and it jumped on my ass and took me out. it was the size of a lab, paw were probably bigger.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: jabberwock on August 31, 2010, 11:51:45 AM
Cats are not better fighters or anything... they just care way too much about being cruel.  To a dog everything is fun.  To a cat everything is mean.. and fun.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: DasPoop on August 31, 2010, 12:06:32 PM
many years ago my dad friend has a canadian lynx that was declawed, i walked into his garage and it jumped on my ass and took me out. it was the size of a lab, paw were probably bigger.

that is why i want to get him declawed he took a swat at me when i first got him and fucker drew blood not like a scratch more like i have scars on my arm now. But at the same time he likes to go out side so idk i just dont want him to kill too many things
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: highroller54 on August 31, 2010, 12:25:52 PM
dont declaw him, If he can kick your ass you need to toughen up, dont take him down to your girly man level.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: jeffsciv23 on August 31, 2010, 12:58:48 PM
dont declaw him, If he can kick your ass you need to toughen up, dont take him down to your girly man level.

lol'ed
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: Jorsher on August 31, 2010, 01:43:48 PM
Cats suck.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: Towdogg on August 31, 2010, 01:52:52 PM
My cat kills baby bunnys.....   and eats em...  Well most of them..

I'm always finding half eatten field mice in my back yard....   He has also brought birds in the house....

He is not fast enough to catch a seagull yet...  He trys!
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: shadow on August 31, 2010, 06:35:26 PM
my dog chases helicopters! sup now?!?!?

seriously though, idk wtf his problem is, once he hears it, he'll run around and around the outside of the house barking until the choppers gone. lol
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: jabberwock on August 31, 2010, 06:40:32 PM
Our 7 month old lab watches jets up in the air.. seriously.  You can't hear them, but he follows them across the sky.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on August 31, 2010, 09:28:56 PM
Our 7 month old lab watches jets up in the air.. seriously.  You can't hear them, but he follows them across the sky.

My friends yellow lab barks at the jets and jetstreams.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: DasPoop on August 31, 2010, 11:30:09 PM
you guys been smoking too much weed around these dogs
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: snarf on September 01, 2010, 12:13:16 AM
I want a bush dog.  Their small, and awesome!

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Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: Teg2boo on September 01, 2010, 12:14:25 AM
Our 7 month old lab watches jets up in the air.. seriously.  You can't hear them, but he follows them across the sky.

It's funny cause my dog was doing this too when she was young. I thought she was the only one to do that lol
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: qikenuf on September 01, 2010, 02:18:59 AM
My GSD has gone through the whole personal protection training shindig, and would probably let your cat get the first swing.  After that, it's neck will be broken.  Unfortunately, that's become an issue since I've been out here.  Apparently he's torn up 2 random cats and a neighbor's dog.  Dog was a 60lb pit that the neighbors let run into our yard while my sister was outside.  Bad idea when the pit barked at her.  Think I paid like $1200 in vet bills for that :(

Speaking of, anyone with dogs ever go with an electric fence?  Don't really need one, but would like one at my new place just for liability reasons since I'm getting another GSD pup.  Does that shit actually work?  Or is it bullshit when it comes to stopping a determined large dog?
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: Jorsher on September 01, 2010, 02:45:09 AM
Does that shit actually work?  Or is it bullshit when it comes to stopping a determined large dog?

I call bullshit.

Invisible walls can't stop momentum.  If the dog is determined, I'm sure it'll get through.  I think those things are better suited from keeping your dog in the yard when it's out for a casual shit.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: jeffsciv23 on September 01, 2010, 03:39:39 AM
yeah thats what i was thinking too, but whats a GSD?
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: Urban Indian on September 01, 2010, 04:18:20 AM
dont declaw him, If he can kick your ass you need to toughen up, dont take him down to your girly man level.

lol'ed

I slap my cat around; he still loves me. He also knows when I yell at him to stop doing something, he better stop doing that or I will kick his fucking ass. People are amazed that I have him trained like a dog.

He is also a pervert and likes girls with big tits & will secretly grope them like its no big
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: qikenuf on September 01, 2010, 04:44:27 AM
yeah thats what i was thinking too, but whats a GSD?

short hand for German Shepard Dog.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: michigan_soler on September 01, 2010, 05:11:35 AM
That thing looks like a retarded farret.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: jabberwock on September 01, 2010, 06:54:03 AM
GSD's are notorious for bullying animals smaller than themselves.  Most other big dogs treat smaller dogs like they are the same size, or totally ignore them.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: superdaveosbourne on September 01, 2010, 04:41:22 PM
My black lab / pit bull is always rough with smaller dogs.  Don't know why, not mean, just rough.  He had a small pug in his mouth a few weeks back...  That was fun...
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: Jorsher on September 01, 2010, 04:49:59 PM
GSD's are notorious for bullying animals smaller than themselves.  Most other big dogs treat smaller dogs like they are the same size, or totally ignore them.

I think a majority of breed-specific stereotypes are pretty useless and that nurture has more of an effect than nature...

But my APBT does like to lay on the cat like it's a pillow, and puts the stomp down on chihuahuas...  It's simply the dog trying to play and doesn't quite realize the size/weight/strength difference.  Drags my mother's little papillon around like it's weightless.  Funny, but I have to watch out to avoid paying vet bills or my dog being euthanized for "being vicious."
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: MAJORAHOLE on September 01, 2010, 04:50:24 PM
i had a black lab that was 135lbs, he killed a whole family of possums that were living in our barn, like 6 of them.  
anyway, we had an invisible fence, and if he wanted to leave, he would.
only thing was getting him to come back through
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: DasPoop on September 01, 2010, 05:54:59 PM
just gimme 6 months to let this guy grow up and i will take pics i am betting based on current size and diet he will be pry 40 lbs and i will be broke  ;)  But i dont think he will be clawed unless it gets really out of hand he has been destroying this piece of furniture my ex gfs mom got me so i just let him have at it 
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: superdaveosbourne on September 01, 2010, 06:42:36 PM
Funny, but I have to watch out to avoid paying vet bills or my dog being euthanized for "being vicious."

I know what you mean.  Up here in Kanadia they have a pit bull ban that my pup has been grandfathered from, but if someone says that he scares them or looks the wrong way he can be taken away from me and euthanized.  It' already happened to 2 owners that i know of...  Fucking sucks.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
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Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: Jorsher on September 03, 2010, 01:53:58 PM
Funny, but I have to watch out to avoid paying vet bills or my dog being euthanized for "being vicious."

I know what you mean.  Up here in Kanadia they have a pit bull ban that my pup has been grandfathered from, but if someone says that he scares them or looks the wrong way he can be taken away from me and euthanized.  It' already happened to 2 owners that i know of...  Fucking sucks.

At one of the apartment complexes I was at, I was taking her for a walk and a chihuahua ran around the corner, owner not in sight.  They did their sniffing thing and my dog decided to start playing.  Like I mentioned, she doesn't realize her size, and the chihuahua let out some horrible whining when my dog stepped on it.  Lady came out giving me dirty looks and I asked if she needed a leash...

Management said a complaint was filed saying that my dog was aggressive...  Fortunately they had met my dog a few times, and I was speaking to a couple people when the chihuahua ran up so had some witnesses that she was nowhere in sight, her dog was running off-leash, and my dog was only trying to play.  Nothing happened except for her getting reminded it's law that dogs must be leashed.

I've read plenty of stories about similar situations where it could have meant a death sentence.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: jeffsciv23 on September 03, 2010, 02:02:25 PM
there is a pit bull ban in my town too but after an attack a few years ago they now say that the police have the right to shoot on sight without any reason needed except they are a pit bull variety dog and illegal in this county.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: Jorsher on September 03, 2010, 02:15:57 PM
there is a pit bull ban in my town too but after an attack a few years ago they now say that the police have the right to shoot on sight without any reason needed except they are a pit bull variety dog and illegal in this county.

Cops do that all the time anyway.  Read USA section of cnn or any other big news site and there are frequently stories of cops shooting people's pets.  I'm sure some of it is warranted, but I'm sure a lot of it is just cops overreacting or taking advantage of the opportunity to shoot something.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on September 03, 2010, 10:32:40 PM
My black lab / pit bull is always rough with smaller dogs.  Don't know why, not mean, just rough.  He had a small pug in his mouth a few weeks back...  That was fun...

I had a black lab/pit mix, he was the best dog ever, smart as fuck, protected the family, did everything you could ask for a dog.  He killed a 35ish lb racoon after cornering it, the racoon was walking on the back fence and he hopped it and hit the fence to knock it down, then he cornered it under his dog house which has only one entrance and exit, and he ran down there and bit the shit out of it and killed it.   I know everyone thinks their dog is the smartest dog, just like everyone thinks their ugly baby is the cutest turd ever, but this dog was fucking smart, he is the only dog i have EVER seen that actually PUT A BLANKET ON HIMSELF.  Fucking crazy.  Dog was almost too smart for his own good.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: superdaveosbourne on September 04, 2010, 12:35:48 PM
The blanket thing is a common occurrence with Pits, they love to be curled up and warm.  My guy will build a nest out of a blanket and roll around until he's covered.  The only thing he doesn't like and has killed (twice) are cats.  The last one left quite the mess in my backyard...  I put the remains in a bag and dropped it off with a note to the owners when they left "missing" notes in the neighbourhood about their missing cat...  There are no more loose cats on the block.  I hate cat owners that let their cats out without supervision or being tied up.  If my dog has to be on a leash, your damn cat that walks all over my car at night should be too, or it gets eaten by my awesome dog.
Title: Re: Jewsef Dreyfus
Post by: Towdogg on September 04, 2010, 12:44:52 PM
My black lab / pit bull is always rough with smaller dogs.  Don't know why, not mean, just rough.  He had a small pug in his mouth a few weeks back...  That was fun...

I had a black lab/pit mix, he was the best dog ever, smart as fuck, protected the family, did everything you could ask for a dog.  He killed a 35ish lb racoon after cornering it, the racoon was walking on the back fence and he hopped it and hit the fence to knock it down, then he cornered it under his dog house which has only one entrance and exit, and he ran down there and bit the shit out of it and killed it.   I know everyone thinks their dog is the smartest dog, just like everyone thinks their ugly baby is the cutest turd ever, but this dog was fucking smart, he is the only dog i have EVER seen that actually PUT A BLANKET ON HIMSELF.  Fucking crazy.  Dog was almost too smart for his own good.

How long was it before you and your family ate the dog?