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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: snm95ls on September 15, 2010, 05:00:15 PM

Title: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 15, 2010, 05:00:15 PM
Why is it so goddamn hard for people to ship out parts when an agreement is made?

Really?

Toss the fucker in a flat rate box, pay for shipping, and be done with it.

I love this place, but I swear I have far more issues with buying stuff off of here than any other place on the web.

Chris M. and other OG's that I have bought from before are the exception.


It would fit in a fucking 4.95 or whatever the hell it is flat rate box for fucks sake.  I would have just bought one brand new and found a means to mod mine had I know it was going to be more of a hassle.

Consider this a call out thread, and yes I have filed a claim with Payoal.

Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: 2slow on September 15, 2010, 05:03:31 PM
I forgot that guy even existed. Fuck him though it only takes 3mins to ship something out
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: jay on September 15, 2010, 05:05:57 PM
seriously fuck broseph davis too

that nigger jewed me out of some rogaine that he jewed sewell out of

i want my fucking rogaine faggot
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: glustic on September 15, 2010, 05:07:47 PM
Lesson learned, only buy from OG's
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 15, 2010, 05:09:30 PM
Lesson learned, only buy from OG's

I guess so.

The classifieds section on here is pretty dead anyway, so maybe it should be OG access only.

Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on September 15, 2010, 05:09:54 PM
Ill holler at him right meow.
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: jay on September 15, 2010, 05:14:17 PM
Lesson learned, only buy from OG's

fuck that jd is as og as it gets and he fucked me
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: glustic on September 15, 2010, 05:15:05 PM
Lesson learned, only buy from OG's

fuck that jd is as og as it gets and he fucked me

Maybe he will send you a bottle of nair + welding lessons
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on September 15, 2010, 08:45:00 PM
let me call him
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on September 15, 2010, 08:46:24 PM
ive been kinda laggy as well since i got the house.  but i always keep the person updated and in the loop. 
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on September 15, 2010, 08:51:17 PM
let me call him

Done did it a couple hours ago.
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 15, 2010, 08:55:57 PM
let me call him

Done did it a couple hours ago.

And?
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on September 15, 2010, 09:00:15 PM
let me call him

Done did it a couple hours ago.

And?

i sent him a text.  hopefully he texts back soon. 

Maybe he can give you a fleshlight from his moms porn shop and a voucher for some pole dancing lessons?
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on September 15, 2010, 09:14:53 PM
He texted me back so im ASSuming he's taking care of business
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 15, 2010, 09:26:14 PM
i sent him a text.  hopefully he texts back soon. 

Maybe he can give you a fleshlight from his moms porn shop and a voucher for some pole dancing lessons?

lol

He texted me back so im ASSuming he's taking care of business

 :-\
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on September 15, 2010, 09:33:35 PM
broseph davis isnt JD its arsenio
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 15, 2010, 10:03:11 PM
Just checked my phone; apparently he sent me a text at 5:13 PM central time today.

Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: jagojon3 on September 15, 2010, 10:05:23 PM
Shipping an FPR in a flat rate box would be stupid
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 15, 2010, 10:13:53 PM
Shipping an FPR in a flat rate box would be stupid

How so?

It doesn't matter, the point is that shipping isn't much for a small item, and it isn't difficult to pack.

Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: jagojon3 on September 15, 2010, 11:02:56 PM
Shipping an FPR in a flat rate box would be stupid

How so?

It doesn't matter, the point is that shipping isn't much for a small item, and it isn't difficult to pack.



Do you know what a flat rate box is?
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 16, 2010, 06:11:17 AM
Shipping an FPR in a flat rate box would be stupid

How so?

It doesn't matter, the point is that shipping isn't much for a small item, and it isn't difficult to pack.



Do you know what a flat rate box is?

No, I sure don't.

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.realhomemadeturbo.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2Fclassic%2Frolleyes.gif&hash=5805137b67db00abde932177bc58b11cc93be8c2)

What would your perfect shipping solution be there Jago, and why the fuck do you care?



Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: jagojon3 on September 16, 2010, 10:16:10 AM
Send it in a smaller box that would cost less than half the price of a flat rate box maybe?
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: jay on September 16, 2010, 10:43:43 AM
Send it in a smaller box that would cost less than half the price of a flat rate box maybe?

fuck a box.. id use a padded envelope
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: DasPoop on September 16, 2010, 05:14:47 PM
+1 maps and fprs work awesome in envelopes
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 16, 2010, 05:52:39 PM
Ok.



Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on September 16, 2010, 07:47:43 PM
it shipped today.  just spoke to him
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 16, 2010, 08:20:15 PM
it shipped today.  just spoke to him

Good deal.

He said he was going to throw in some extras, "since he fucked up."  That's a nice gesture; all I wanted was the damn FPR.

 :P

Does he not have easy internet access or something?

Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on September 16, 2010, 08:21:54 PM
From the grape vine, I heard he got you some ass beads!


I know what's in there. I'm not saying anything untill you get it. I want to see pics in this thread
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 16, 2010, 09:10:23 PM
From the grape vine, I heard he got you some ass beads!


I know what's in there. I'm not saying anything untill you get it. I want to see pics in this thread

Oh joy!

I guess it isn't what he told me it was going to be then...
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on September 16, 2010, 09:49:20 PM
You will be happy. He knows that he lagged and shit so he thru some more shit in there.
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: Hotrodlincoln on September 16, 2010, 09:51:03 PM
You will be happy. He knows that he lagged and shit so he thru some more shit in there.
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: glustic on September 16, 2010, 11:25:44 PM
I can see a picture thread with a double ended dildo attached....


 :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:


Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 18, 2010, 09:29:48 PM
I can see a picture thread with a double ended dildo attached....


 :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:




Haha.  I hope not.  Should find out what the surprise is Monday.

Just got a text with a good US tracking number; scheduled delivery is for September 20.

EDIT:  I am a tard.

:td16:
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on September 18, 2010, 09:55:34 PM
I can see a picture thread with a double ended dildo attached....


 :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:




Haha.  I hope not.  Should find out what the surprise is Monday.

Just got a text with a good US tracking number; scheduled delivery is for August 20.



What shipping service provider has a time machine?!?!  I'd like to know.
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 18, 2010, 10:17:59 PM
Fucking fail.

September 20.

go eat a dog Scott!

 :P
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: 2slow on September 18, 2010, 10:58:10 PM
I can see a picture thread with a double ended dildo attached....


 :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:




Haha.  I hope not.  Should find out what the surprise is Monday.

Just got a text with a good US tracking number; scheduled delivery is for August 20.



What shipping service provider has a time machine?!?!  I'd like to know.
lol
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: rob91da on September 19, 2010, 11:42:39 AM
One more day til you find out how big of a butt plug fit in that box with the fpr......  :?:
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 20, 2010, 05:02:07 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg535.imageshack.us%2Fimg535%2F9186%2Fdownsized0920001553.jpg&hash=0cdee48acdfb85fa8fcfecc0e9c351f8c5214688)

LULZ.

I'll be honest, the FPR is kind of haggard, so I am kind of glad he sent some extras.  Thank you for getting it taken care of man.

 :D
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on September 20, 2010, 05:21:51 PM
cut up your stock fpr then. 


and some autometer gauges.  thats tits right there
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 20, 2010, 05:28:01 PM
cut up your stock fpr then. 


and some autometer gauges.  thats tits right there

Got to find a way to do it with basically no tools. 

Like I said, i appreciate that he made it right.


Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on September 20, 2010, 05:33:44 PM
hack saw?
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: michigan_soler on September 20, 2010, 05:54:16 PM
File....
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: chris on September 20, 2010, 05:56:35 PM
cut up your stock fpr then. 


and some autometer gauges.  thats tits right there

Got to find a way to do it with basically no tools. 

Like I said, i appreciate that he made it right.





Harbor freight 10 dollar cdm dremel
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 20, 2010, 06:05:48 PM
I don't think there is a HF close to this town.  If I were at home it would be a complete and total non-issue.

$3 hacksaw from walmart FTW


I choose to enter that store as little as possible.

I'll either wait until I go home again, or get board one weekend and figure something out.  Honduh parts aren't exactly plenty around here, so I can't fuck it up.

Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: chris on September 20, 2010, 06:21:55 PM
Where are you at?
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 20, 2010, 06:29:44 PM
Where are you at?

In a fairly small college town in MO.

Name:    snm95ls
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Nice try Mike.  I am away at school in Rolla, MO.  Not quite as bad as Laramie, WY where I went to school the first round, but way the hell smaller than KC.

I'll just snag a hacksaw form Sears or some shit.  It isn't like I haven't bought tools aready in case this happens.

I do drive a turbo Honda after all.

 :P
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: chris on September 20, 2010, 07:16:41 PM
Flat rate me some bbq when you go home to KC
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 20, 2010, 08:23:36 PM
Flat rate me some bbq when you go home to KC

Haha.  One of the things I LOVE about KC.  The BBQ is fucking great!

The weather sucks, and so do the roads.

Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: chris on September 21, 2010, 04:53:29 PM
I plan on doing another cross country trip hopefully next summer and KC is on the list to visit. All those damn Shows about KC bbq make it a tempting stop.
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 21, 2010, 05:23:36 PM
I plan on doing another cross country trip hopefully next summer and KC is on the list to visit. All those damn Shows about KC bbq make it a tempting stop.

haha.

Hit me up if you do nog.

I should be back in KC next summer unless I end up doing a Co-op out of town.
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: glustic on September 21, 2010, 05:26:42 PM
What gauges did you end up with? Is that a boost gauge perhaps?
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: 92CXyD on September 21, 2010, 05:30:09 PM
Where are you at?

In a fairly small college town in MO.

Name:    snm95ls
Posts:    3167 (1.755 per day)
Position:    Certified OG
Date Registered:    October 10, 2005, 10:00:00 PM
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Age:    28
Location:    Kansas City, MO

Nice try Mike.  I am away at school in Rolla, MO.  Not quite as bad as Laramie, WY where I went to school the first round, but way the hell smaller than KC.

I'll just snag a hacksaw form Sears or some shit.  It isn't like I haven't bought tools aready in case this happens.

I do drive a turbo Honda after all.

 :P

What when were you Laramie ? and what for?
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 21, 2010, 05:45:54 PM
What gauges did you end up with? Is that a boost gauge perhaps?
There is a mechanical oil pressure gauge as well as an electric water temperature gauge.  I run a VDO Cockpit series boost gauge with an Innovate BD for a wideband display.

What when were you Laramie ? and what for?

Circa 2001 at Wyotech before it was bought out, and  became a total joke.

Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: 92CXyD on September 21, 2010, 05:49:55 PM
What gauges did you end up with? Is that a boost gauge perhaps?
There is a mechanical oil pressure gauge as well as an electric water temperature gauge.  I run a VDO Cockpit series boost gauge with an Innovate BD for a wideband display.

What when were you Laramie ? and what for?

Circa 2001 at Wyotech before it was bought out, and  became a total joke.



Yeah I have a buddy who went about the same time. ;D
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: runsfromdacops on September 21, 2010, 05:57:32 PM
You could fuck it up but you'd be sol then. Fuckin shit up is always a option
Title: Re: Papercuts, where the fuck is my FPR?
Post by: snm95ls on September 21, 2010, 05:58:19 PM
Yeah I have a buddy who went about the same time. ;D

The Hot Rod shop on West campus was fucking bad ass back then.  I had fun, but the town really kind of sucked.  We went down to Ft. Collins a lot.