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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lowerit on November 30, 2011, 04:11:45 PM

Title: Win.
Post by: Lowerit on November 30, 2011, 04:11:45 PM
http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/13348728615/tattoo-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was (http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/13348728615/tattoo-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F30.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lv9wahoia61qar86bo1_500.jpg&hash=b3bf550f6988dda57ab8aa6e389ab68b82bed62a)



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Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent.  She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: crxvtec91 on November 30, 2011, 04:14:47 PM
WIN!
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on November 30, 2011, 04:25:21 PM
HOLY FUCKING WIN!
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: 92CXyD on November 30, 2011, 04:33:35 PM
LOL awesome  :noel:
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: chris on November 30, 2011, 04:44:33 PM
LOL awesome  :noel:
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 30, 2011, 04:53:34 PM
Fake, tragically.
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: Lowerit on November 30, 2011, 05:52:01 PM
Fake, tragically.

I question your baldness
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: ratcityrex on November 30, 2011, 06:37:56 PM
Fake or not, still win!
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: 1991civicsi on November 30, 2011, 06:46:15 PM
Fake or real, thats funny!
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: Gold DA9 on November 30, 2011, 07:15:03 PM
saw this a couple days ago. If its fake she is going to get fined and/or go to jail for filing a false report.
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: shogun on November 30, 2011, 08:11:23 PM
WIN
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: HiProfile on November 30, 2011, 09:04:31 PM
filing a false report.

Only if she filed a report. I could post something here saying x person did this to me, and that I'm suing them. Doesn't mean shit. Pun intended.
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: Joseph Davis on November 30, 2011, 10:49:08 PM
saw this a couple days ago. If its fake she is going to get fined and/or go to jail for filing a false report.

There is no she.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319)
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: DSharp on December 01, 2011, 07:01:53 AM
good thing it's not real, the guy that did that shitty tat thinks he can call himself an artist. that is one of the worst tats i've seen.

This. 

horrible quality
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on December 01, 2011, 10:57:51 AM
good thing it's not real, the guy that did that shitty tat thinks he can call himself an artist. that is one of the worst tats i've seen.

This. 

horrible quality
Shittyest tat Iv ever seen.
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: 97Econobox on December 01, 2011, 01:01:30 PM
good thing it's not real, the guy that did that shitty tat thinks he can call himself an artist. that is one of the worst tats i've seen.

This. 

horrible quality
Shittyest tat Iv ever seen.

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi72.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi191%2Fhissyspit%2FRimShotJohnnyUtah.jpg&hash=e5590b6afad9d2dc5c7b76fdeeb2f43eaf090a0d)
Title: Re: Win.
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on December 03, 2011, 12:55:19 AM
I couldn't believe no one else had already said it. LOL