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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Jorsher on December 06, 2011, 12:58:42 AM

Title: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: Jorsher on December 06, 2011, 12:58:42 AM
http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-12-japan-russia-chance-clone-mammoth.html (http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-12-japan-russia-chance-clone-mammoth.html)

Japan/Russia are going to attempt to bring a mammoth back.  Been wondering when this would happen since I watched Jurassic Park...
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: catsman50 on December 06, 2011, 01:52:18 AM
still have yet to eat a McRib. knowing everytime I eat mcdonalds I consume about 2000 calories I try to say away
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: PhilStubbs on December 06, 2011, 07:54:26 AM
Pretty sure the ingredients in a McRib are way worse than a hotdog. I wouldnt feed one to my neighbors dog.

Hopefully this mammoth thing works out.
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: 97Econobox on December 06, 2011, 08:15:06 AM
Pretty sure the ingredients in a McRib are way worse than a hotdog. I wouldnt feed one to my neighbors dog.

Hopefully this mammoth thing works out.

FUck a McRib.  that shit aint food man.

anytime you have to "shape" the meat into a familiar or recognizable form count me out.

uh yo
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 06, 2011, 08:22:34 AM
McRib tastes McFake.  Ick.
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: kgx on December 06, 2011, 02:38:50 PM
Pretty sure the ingredients in a McRib are way worse than a hotdog. I wouldnt feed one to my neighbors dog.

Hopefully this mammoth thing works out.

The last time I had a McRib was 8th grade. I took a bite and a big ol vein came snappin back at me. Pretty sure it was a urethra.

Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: ratcityrex on December 06, 2011, 03:09:06 PM
The last time I had a McRib was 8th grade. I took a bite and a big ol vein came snappin back at me. Pretty sure it was a urethra.



Thanks, I just spit my soda all over the place
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 06, 2011, 04:53:18 PM
Pretty sure the ingredients in a McRib are way worse than a hotdog. I wouldnt feed one to my neighbors dog.

Hopefully this mammoth thing works out.

The last time I had a McRib was 8th grade. I took a bite and a big ol vein came snappin back at me. Pretty sure it was a urethra.

So what you're saying is you got porked in the face?
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: 92CXyD on December 06, 2011, 05:18:34 PM
Pretty sure the ingredients in a McRib are way worse than a hotdog. I wouldnt feed one to my neighbors dog.

Hopefully this mammoth thing works out.

The last time I had a McRib was 8th grade. I took a bite and a big ol vein came snappin back at me. Pretty sure it was a urethra.

So what you're saying is you got porked in the face?

LOL, I'm glad I finish my coffee before reading this.  :noel:
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: mandrel-bends on December 06, 2011, 06:27:46 PM
I must have cheap taste. I dont mind the mcrib.
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: jabberwock on December 06, 2011, 08:54:55 PM
I have 2 issues with the McRib.. first the sauce.  It.. lacks ass I'll say.  It tastes like it's some sugar, some sour shit, and some corn starch.  No spice at all or body.  Second is the McRib itself.  It also lacks fullness and seems like it's about 90% TVP, 10% rib.

McDoubles all day motherfuckers.
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: ratcityrex on December 06, 2011, 09:09:38 PM
McNothing.........



I haven't ate at McDonald since the last dynoday when Jdmhatchracer bought like 40 fucking cheeseburgers. Im pretty sure that was the was reason I shat my brains out the whole next day.
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: 1991civicsi on December 06, 2011, 10:58:19 PM

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.foodfacts.info%2Fmcrib%2F005-mcrib-cleantop.jpg%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.foodfacts.info%2Fmcrib%2F005-mcrib-cleantop.jpg%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=50375faa69156b792ba50e8af337d5a9a9480155)http://www.foodfacts.info/mcrib/005-mcrib-cleantop.jpg (http://www.foodfacts.info/mcrib/005-mcrib-cleantop.jpg)

http://www.foodfacts.info/mcrib/007-mcrib-filet.jpg (http://www.foodfacts.info/mcrib/007-mcrib-filet.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: snm95ls on December 06, 2011, 11:05:52 PM
Mc. Ds is fucking nasty.
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: Passenger on December 06, 2011, 11:12:34 PM
I must have cheap taste. I dont mind the mcrib.

Pretty sure you have cheap taste if you eat McDonalds at all :P
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: jdmhatchracer94 on December 06, 2011, 11:31:28 PM
McNothing.........



I haven't ate at McDonald since the last dynoday when Jdmhatchracer bought like 40 fucking cheeseburgers. Im pretty sure that was the was reason I shat my brains out the whole next day.


half were mcchickens. mcy d's for life
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: El Beefo on December 07, 2011, 01:53:18 AM
Ribwich - The Simpsons (ORIGINAL ENGLISH VERSION) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlIaown6Wpw#)
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: Jorsher on December 07, 2011, 01:56:35 AM
Ribwich - The Simpsons (ORIGINAL ENGLISH VERSION) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlIaown6Wpw#)

Requiem for a Dream reference, would not have caught that when the episode was aired :P
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: mandrel-bends on December 07, 2011, 03:12:52 AM
When you have 4 kids and the oldest 2 love happy meals and all the play structures.... Well there it is. There isn't much I wouldnt suffer for my kids. 

I must have cheap taste. I dont mind the mcrib.

Pretty sure you have cheap taste if you eat McDonalds at all :P
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: 92CXyD on December 07, 2011, 09:03:48 AM
When you have 4 kids and the oldest 2 love happy meals and all the play structures.... Well there it is. There isn't much I wouldnt suffer for my kids. 

I must have cheap taste. I dont mind the mcrib.

Pretty sure you have cheap taste if you eat McDonalds at all :P

Yeap, same here, but I push them do get the apple fries instead of the regular fries.  :noel:

I'm starting to really feel old, my oldest just turn 17yrs. old yesterday.  8)
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: jabberwock on December 07, 2011, 09:12:57 AM
old
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: dvst8r on December 07, 2011, 10:13:45 AM
I must have cheap taste. I dont mind the mcrib.

Pretty sure you have cheap taste if you eat McDonalds at all :P

There was a time not that long ago, where you could be bought for 3am McDonald's cheezburgers...  :-*

Adam I'm with you. I must have cheap taste too, I don't mind the mcrib or most things from McDonald's.
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: 7808 on December 07, 2011, 11:37:56 AM
pretty sure an old hmt thread was where i 1st seen the un-sauced mcRib picture that wrecked them for me
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: PhilStubbs on December 07, 2011, 12:08:52 PM
I'll eat McD's occasionally but I won't touch that "McRib"
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: ratcityrex on December 07, 2011, 12:58:23 PM
pretty sure an old hmt thread was where i 1st seen the un-sauced mcRib picture that wrecked them for me
no sause (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_qab8k4AZP9Y%2FS_25rDDaQrI%2FAAAAAAAAB6Y%2Ff0Qnel79_0Q%2Fs400%2F005-mcrib-cleantop.jpg&hash=6428a1b89fc5e571d2e617ffd1cae156713a6688)

Inside of McRib
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffoodfacts.info%2Fmcrib%2F007-mcrib-filet.jpg&hash=d7b13b4bc3d348c1cd57c63b0ef7d43a889c5aa0)
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 07, 2011, 01:14:55 PM
I should make that my boss' desktop wallpaper.  He's a McRib eating motherfucker.
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: 92CXyD on December 07, 2011, 01:17:38 PM
I should make that my boss' desktop wallpaper.  He's a McRib eating motherfucker.

Still eat them, every once in a while. Usually when I feel I need stink up a place, I eat one or two those and wash them down with milk.

Guaranteed gut bomb w/ gas that that last a long time.  8) 8) :noel: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: mandrel-bends on December 07, 2011, 01:54:04 PM
The mcd's around dont give you the option anymore. They give you a half sized fry and a half sized apple stick thing and took away the little caramel dip the girls loved. Sucks because my kids never ate frys before.

When you have 4 kids and the oldest 2 love happy meals and all the play structures.... Well there it is. There isn't much I wouldnt suffer for my kids. 

I must have cheap taste. I dont mind the mcrib.

Pretty sure you have cheap taste if you eat McDonalds at all :P

Yeap, same here, but I push them do get the apple fries instead of the regular fries.  :noel:

I'm starting to really feel old, my oldest just turn 17yrs. old yesterday.  8)
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: Urban Indian on December 07, 2011, 02:58:59 PM
I must have cheap taste. I dont mind the mcrib.

Pretty sure you have cheap taste if you eat McDonalds at all :P

There was a time not that long ago, where you could be bought for 3am McDonald's cheezburgers...  :-*


he upgraded to #6 from Wendy's and a sauceless chicken wrap
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: 7808 on December 07, 2011, 03:11:00 PM
i dont care what anyone says about mcdonalds i love there frys cold coffee drinks and fillet o'fish
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: Passenger on December 07, 2011, 04:46:09 PM
I wasn't suggesting that I didn't have cheap taste myself bitches. :D
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: PhilStubbs on December 07, 2011, 09:01:38 PM
Quote from: Intranetzzzz
McRib devotees have been thrilled by McDonald’s recent announcement that the hard-to-find specialty sandwich will be available at all stores across the country until November 14th. But before biting into one of the sandwiches of pork, onions and pickles slathered in barbecue sauce, you might want to know what’s actually in it — or maybe you don’t. The Week magazine rounded up some reports on the McRib’s contents, which found that while the meat is in fact made of pork, it’s actually mostly pig innards like tripe, heart and stomach, which are cooked and blended with salt and water before being shaped into the patties. Additionally, not only the patty, but even the bun, are packed with chemicals, and the McRib comes in at a not very figure- or heart-friendly 500 calories with 26 grams of fat and 980 milligrams of sodium.
Title: Re: Fuck the McRib. Mammoth burgers are coming back
Post by: Ntrain2k on December 07, 2011, 10:22:59 PM
Quote from: Intranetzzzz
McRib devotees have been thrilled by McDonald’s recent announcement that the hard-to-find specialty sandwich will be available at all stores across the country until November 14th. But before biting into one of the sandwiches of pork, onions and pickles slathered in barbecue sauce, you might want to know what’s actually in it — or maybe you don’t. The Week magazine rounded up some reports on the McRib’s contents, which found that while the meat is in fact made of pork, it’s actually mostly pig innards like tripe, heart and stomach, which are cooked and blended with salt and water before being shaped into the patties. Additionally, not only the patty, but even the bun, are packed with chemicals, and the McRib comes in at a not very figure- or heart-friendly 500 calories with 26 grams of fat and 980 milligrams of sodium.

*drool*