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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: 4speedmc on December 28, 2011, 04:22:33 AM

Title: noob looking for help
Post by: 4speedmc on December 28, 2011, 04:22:33 AM
Hey how is it going I'm new to the forum.  I have a 1980 monte carlo 350 converted over to a 4speed a a ford 9 full spool an 35 spline axles. Motor has procomp heads pc3003 single plan an 600 holley.  I'm a collage student an wanna build a single turbo blow through set up an looking for some help
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: dvst8r on December 28, 2011, 04:57:29 AM
You have come to the wrong place.
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: PhilStubbs on December 28, 2011, 09:30:16 AM
First off, you fail at life for not taking the .03 seconds it would take to put the letter D in and. That right there puts you in my "I can't stand you list"

B: you completely missed the noob post guidelines. Today is Wednesday, your window of fixing this is short.
Title: failur of a noob looking for help
Post by: malichite on December 28, 2011, 10:39:50 AM
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 28, 2011, 11:25:25 AM
Let's skip hello and go straight to goodbye.
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: TurboVFR on December 28, 2011, 11:28:38 AM
Let's skip hello and go straight to goodbye.

The word hath been spoken.
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: HiProfile on December 28, 2011, 11:41:22 AM
Before we can help, you need to post an intro just like this:

www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php/topic,16491.msg198526.html (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php/topic,16491.msg198526.html)
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: TheMadScientist on December 28, 2011, 11:50:24 AM
Before we can help, you need to post an intro just like this:

www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php/topic,16491.msg198526.html (http://www.realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/index.php/topic,16491.msg198526.html)

Some people here are just too nice.
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: 4speedmc on December 28, 2011, 11:53:38 AM
First an for most I'm on my phone not a computer.  Second I don know how to work the web site. So either guide me to the right section on the site or don comment
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: malichite on December 28, 2011, 12:04:21 PM
Where's the popcorn?  This should be fun :)
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: malichite on December 28, 2011, 12:06:16 PM
Title of this thread should be n00b looking for a helmet
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: j.h.christ on December 28, 2011, 12:25:57 PM
OH LOOK, IT'S WEDNESDAY
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: TurboVFR on December 28, 2011, 12:30:33 PM
You think he's wondering wtf happens on wednesday's yet?


And after your 'then don't comment" you might as well bounce, guy..  You're just beggin for it....


Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: Ntrain2k on December 28, 2011, 01:01:16 PM
First an for most I'm on my phone not a computer.  Second I don know how to work the web site. So either guide me to the right section on the site or don comment

FUCK OFF FAGGOT
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: crxvtec91 on December 28, 2011, 01:09:27 PM
OH LOOK, IT'S WEDNESDAY

First an for most I'm on my phone not a computer.  Second I don know how to work the web site. So either guide me to the right section on the site or don comment

FUCK OFF FAGGOT
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 28, 2011, 01:42:06 PM
OH LOOK, IT'S WEDNESDAY

First an for most I'm on my phone not a computer.  Second I don know how to work the web site. So either guide me to the right section on the site or don comment

FUCK OFF FAGGOT
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: PhilStubbs on December 28, 2011, 01:46:18 PM
First an for most I'm on my phone not a computer.  Second I don know how to work the web site. So either guide me to the right section on the site or don comment

You are going to come into "our" house and expect special treatment? You better respect the house we have built and click the link given to you..........BITCH!!!!
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: crttaz on December 28, 2011, 04:31:13 PM
210cc heads with a puny 600 Holley on it? Step to to a 750 DP.
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: 4speedmc on December 28, 2011, 05:08:40 PM
I'm not looking for no special fucking treatment jus a lil help I aint funcking know I had to have a mathafucking hazing process to join a forum were we all have a common interests. an thank you for posting the link. Now on to the fagget statement, wat all of yall are 10.  I bet the only only pussy u got was when u popped out ur mom. an on to the bitch statement a bitch wouldn't say shit back.  I'm a grown fucking man who's built two ten second cars an wanna try something new other then a n/a motor. I am a collage student on a budget an have found interest in turbo cars so am I at the right spot or not       
 
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: malichite on December 28, 2011, 05:10:32 PM
nope
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: jabberwock on December 28, 2011, 05:26:37 PM
nope
.avi
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: PhilStubbs on December 28, 2011, 05:30:55 PM
You come here wanting help from us. We require payment upfront in the form of porn. You don't demand help from the people that know more than you. There would be none of this had you followed the rules. It's not a hazing for new people, it's us telling you that we don't help with nothing in return.

AND FUCK YOU AND YOUR LACK OF SPELLING THE WORD AND.
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: Ntrain2k on December 28, 2011, 05:47:23 PM
I'm not looking for no special fucking treatment jus a lil help I aint funcking know I had to have a mathafucking hazing process to join a forum were we all have a common interests. an thank you for posting the link. Now on to the fagget statement, wat all of yall are 10.  I bet the only only pussy u got was when u popped out ur mom. an on to the bitch statement a bitch wouldn't say shit back.  I'm a grown fucking man who's built two ten second cars an wanna try something new other then a n/a motor. I am a collage student on a budget an have found interest in turbo cars so am I at the right spot or not     

FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS FAGGOT
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: TurboVFR on December 28, 2011, 05:49:13 PM
Whoa now, he built two 10 second carss yo!!!


(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.filmofilia.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F08%2Fdiesel-v.jpg&hash=292628667ce3b94db43e2f82ed2895bb8c1084b4)
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: crxvtec91 on December 28, 2011, 06:10:00 PM
Its a damn shame, 10000000000 sperm inside your mom and you was the fastest runner.......... :?:
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: dvst8r on December 28, 2011, 06:25:51 PM
...so am I at the right spot or not     

Just like my first reply. This is not the right place for you.
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: PhilStubbs on December 28, 2011, 06:27:00 PM
Its a damn shame, 10000000000 sperm inside your mom and you was the fastest runner.......... :?:

if he was the smartest one, be glad we didnt get one of the dumber ones
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: imburne on December 28, 2011, 06:57:05 PM
Sir, is everything ok?
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: j.h.christ on December 28, 2011, 07:24:45 PM
I smell arsenio
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: SloS13 on December 28, 2011, 07:45:55 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wallstreetoasis.com%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FGameover.jpg&hash=0d6c4106c2760e1164159f0253d493a78fa9d3cf)
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: snm95ls on December 28, 2011, 09:13:25 PM
this is RHMT.  WE REQUIRE full payment in the form of porn, preferably redhead porn.

 :P
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: ironcrx on December 28, 2011, 09:28:33 PM
Just read the rules, make an intro post with your ride, plans for it, pics of it, then lots of pics of porn.  Dont be a pussy

Now fucking do it faggot!
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: jabberwock on December 28, 2011, 10:02:12 PM
I smell arsenio
smells like sweat, crisco, and pork
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: jeremy_nash on December 29, 2011, 12:19:55 AM
Its a damn shame, 10000000000 sperm inside your mom and you was the fastest runner.......... :?:

I think his brains must've dribbled down his mommas leg after she got out of the back seat!
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 29, 2011, 03:32:47 AM
I'm not looking for no special fucking treatment

The double negative means that you are, good sir faggot!
Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: stealthiskey on December 29, 2011, 09:05:07 AM
I'm not looking for no special fucking treatment jus a lil help I aint funcking know I had to have a mathafucking hazing process to join a forum were we all have a common interests. an thank you for posting the link. Now on to the fagget statement, wat all of yall are 10.  I bet the only only pussy u got was when u popped out ur mom. an on to the bitch statement a bitch wouldn't say shit back.  I'm a grown fucking man who's built two ten second cars an wanna try something new other then a n/a motor. I am a collage student on a budget an have found interest in turbo cars so am I at the right spot or not     

Cry about it then make us a fucking collage about your feelings.  Must be the gayest degree ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collage)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shapecollage.com%2Fcollages%2Fcollage-cat-thumb.jpg&hash=0b04a898062a7f2c5d08aa1f7c7732a5abf01fc4)
Has to be troll, no one is seriously a collage student.


Title: Re: noob looking for help
Post by: jeremy_nash on December 29, 2011, 12:16:38 PM
I'm not looking for no special fucking treatment jus a lil help I aint funcking know I had to have a mathafucking hazing process to join a forum were we all have a common interests. an thank you for posting the link. Now on to the fagget statement, wat all of yall are 10.  I bet the only only pussy u got was when u popped out ur mom. an on to the bitch statement a bitch wouldn't say shit back.  I'm a grown fucking man who's built two ten second cars an wanna try something new other then a n/a motor. I am a collage student on a budget an have found interest in turbo cars so am I at the right spot or not     

Cry about it then make us a fucking collage about your feelings.  Must be the gayest degree ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collage)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shapecollage.com%2Fcollages%2Fcollage-cat-thumb.jpg&hash=0b04a898062a7f2c5d08aa1f7c7732a5abf01fc4)
Has to be troll, no one is seriously a collage student.

THIS