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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Joseph Davis on April 16, 2009, 01:00:01 AM

Title: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 16, 2009, 01:00:01 AM
hotrex sent me $160, cash in an envelope.  How does this story end?
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: brine04 on April 16, 2009, 01:05:33 AM
If you opened it you contracted herpes from the cash and the money was payment for that lifelong companion.

JDHH
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: patsmx5 on April 16, 2009, 01:08:26 AM
With a miss if it has anything to do with my ignition system.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Jorsher on April 16, 2009, 01:10:16 AM
He truly apologizes for what happened, and despite it obviously being the postal workers' fault, he will send the money again first thing tomorrow morning.

Actually, it's already in the mailbox and the flag is up!
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Towdogg on April 16, 2009, 01:15:48 AM
It was all dirty one dollar bills...  from his nite jobs as a pole dancer at the local gay bar...
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: y7turbo on April 16, 2009, 01:39:26 AM
you never get the envelope , but its insured.  hotrex called the post office but usps said they have to wait 30 days before they can start the claim. hotrex will email you in a month to give you an update. :yes:
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: sewell94 on April 16, 2009, 02:07:55 AM
i don't know what shipping has to do with it,


im thinking refund
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 16, 2009, 07:41:46 PM
If its like my dealings with USPS, to get paid on my lost MO, I had to file a claim like 6 bucks I think, wait 4 months, and about the time you give up hope, it shows up.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: dvst8r on April 16, 2009, 09:51:13 PM
You can clearly see in this thread, who was apart of HMT when Hotrex was a shipping mogul and who was not.

My vote is you didn't actually receive the envelope at all, but an MS paint of the envelope with said cash, and a picture of your mom in a hospital bed with ms painted cocks in her hands.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Corey on April 16, 2009, 09:57:06 PM
i say you ship it out stat so we can start building the turbo setup for the car your gonna come up to tune  :noel:

that or we drive down to NC and i hold you down while hotrex teabags you and gives you what youll have to explain to people as "cold sores".  :P
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 16, 2009, 10:26:05 PM
dvst8r, Corey, thank you for attempting to save an already ruined thread.

Alas, Shipping 102, where did you go?
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 16, 2009, 10:43:56 PM
corey, i believe its better described as rugburn on the lips.

fuck yea joe send tha bitch up so we can get b18b holset madness rolling.

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Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 16, 2009, 10:51:56 PM
You need to repost Shipping 102.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 16, 2009, 11:01:01 PM
its gone on the other site....  maybe ill try to remember  ere right quick
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 16, 2009, 11:01:53 PM
btw ur tuning my new car.   hope ur ready
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Corey on April 17, 2009, 12:10:17 AM
yeah joey i want you to tunarize my mustang so i dont have to get raped by the local mustang tuner. whats it gonna take to bring joseph to connecticut
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 17, 2009, 10:32:01 AM
we have ALCOHOL PILLS AND A couple one year old boys.   will that suffice? 

Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: 98redcavz24 on April 17, 2009, 11:33:48 AM
And I have everything else you'll need O0
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 17, 2009, 11:44:16 AM
I'll only come if the Petey-mobile is ready for tuning, too.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 17, 2009, 11:59:21 AM
oh shit..  fuckin a pete get on your horse and dooo something
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 17, 2009, 11:59:44 AM
black boss.   nuff said :noel:
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: junkyard racer on April 17, 2009, 12:47:21 PM
I'll only come if the Petey-mobile is ready for tuning, too.

ill come if pete gets his shit running.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 17, 2009, 12:51:02 PM
possible mega ohmt meet at the new hotrex pad.. 

Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Corey on April 17, 2009, 04:03:43 PM
its ok even if petes car isnt ready were just gonna lie and tell you it is.

it would be worth your while, i have at least another 2 cars that would need a tune. you know you wanna come hang with the ne crew.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: CSaddict on April 17, 2009, 06:23:46 PM
If JD is coming up I will have to go buy a car and build it so he can tune it.


P.S. I can do that before Pete gets his going!
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Sinister on April 17, 2009, 06:48:57 PM
P.S. I can do that before Pete gets his going!

Who would've thought the stealth shuttle would be done before petes cavy?  :?:
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Travis on April 17, 2009, 08:58:10 PM
P.S. I can do that before Pete gets his going!

Who would've thought the stealth shuttle would be done before petes cavy?  :?:

You're in no position to talk shit, bible thumper. Until the day you own a car thats fully boosted, you can talk shit  :-*
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 17, 2009, 10:39:16 PM
fuck yea. jd wed make it well worth it.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Sinister on April 17, 2009, 10:41:53 PM
You're in no position to talk shit, bible thumper. Until the day you own a car thats fully boosted, you can talk shit  :-*

We didnt start the flame warrrr
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 18, 2009, 07:28:18 AM
Sinister, men are talking in this thread.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: 98redcavz24 on April 18, 2009, 12:19:59 PM
If you are for real Mr. Baldo N. Coon I will make it my duty to finish the car via personal loan and have you tune it. :noel:


Speaking of NOEL?!?!!................where the fuck you at nigger
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 18, 2009, 12:54:26 PM
we need to make it happen
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: junkyard racer on April 18, 2009, 03:22:05 PM
I'm not gonna hold my breath for this one.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Corey on April 18, 2009, 03:59:40 PM
joey, what do you have better to do with your time then come up north and make a bunch of money and get drunk? school must be out by the middle of may or so, so no excuses.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Sinister on April 18, 2009, 04:06:52 PM
Sinister, women are bitching in this thread.

Ok, I'm out.  :P
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 18, 2009, 04:23:55 PM
i know seriously,  well take care of u dawg
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 18, 2009, 04:44:16 PM
If you are for real Mr. Baldo N. Coon I will make it my duty to finish the car via personal loan and have you tune it. :noel:

Are you constrained by OBD2?  Because a 14-15 psi boost limitation doesn't sound Petey-worthy.  I'll get medieval on it depending on what directions we can take this.

joey, what do you have better to do with your time then come up north and make a bunch of money and get drunk? school must be out by the middle of may or so, so no excuses.

I was not able to pay for school this semester, I chose buying my kid christmas over tuition.  Well, it was a calculated gamble, I wasn't expecting a Supra owner to not be able to pay his bill so I missed the due date by four days.  My fault entirely, but it makes me chuckle that Supra dudes have cash flow problems.  :P
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Loki on April 18, 2009, 06:39:31 PM
I was not able to pay for school this semester, I chose buying my kid christmas over tuition.  Well, it was a calculated gamble, I wasn't expecting a Supra owner to not be able to pay his bill so I missed the due date by four days.  My fault entirely, but it makes me chuckle that Supra dudes have cash flow problems.  :P


I'm pretty sure you're talking about MKIV Supra guys, because everyone knows that owners of all the other gens are broke.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 18, 2009, 07:18:27 PM
Speaking of which, I'm off to tune a 2JZ in a Mk3.  Trade for parts.  :P
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: dvst8r on April 18, 2009, 09:47:32 PM
Loki you should trade JD your truck to tune your car...  :P
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 19, 2009, 11:53:18 PM
our money is green.   well mine is anyways
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Corey on April 20, 2009, 04:01:05 PM
If you are for real Mr. Baldo N. Coon I will make it my duty to finish the car via personal loan and have you tune it. :noel:

Are you constrained by OBD2?  Because a 14-15 psi boost limitation doesn't sound Petey-worthy.  I'll get medieval on it depending on what directions we can take this.

joey, what do you have better to do with your time then come up north and make a bunch of money and get drunk? school must be out by the middle of may or so, so no excuses.

I was not able to pay for school this semester, I chose buying my kid christmas over tuition.  Well, it was a calculated gamble, I wasn't expecting a Supra owner to not be able to pay his bill so I missed the due date by four days.  My fault entirely, but it makes me chuckle that Supra dudes have cash flow problems.  :P

well we can gaurantee youll have money for next semester on time. once i found out i couldnt get a set price for tuning from the guy i was gonna go to and found out its "custom tuning so theres no way to tell how much" meaning im gonna get assfucked if i go there.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 20, 2009, 05:54:06 PM
The plan is to pre-street tune everything so we know it works (mostly) right, then buy a whole day on the rollers for the group of cars.  I normally flatrate everything I do, so no problemo mon capitan.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on April 20, 2009, 07:46:13 PM
JD, learn to tune GM's theres money to be made in it.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 20, 2009, 10:35:20 PM
34 Ford with a GN drivetrain do it for you, Scottie?
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 21, 2009, 02:20:29 AM
sweet. we will be expediting thos 4door build
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Corey on April 21, 2009, 02:28:07 AM
The plan is to pre-street tune everything so we know it works (mostly) right, then buy a whole day on the rollers for the group of cars.  I normally flatrate everything I do, so no problemo mon capitan.

i can get an above ground dynojet for a daily flatrate. we need to make this happen this summer.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 21, 2009, 05:48:10 PM
no tis needs to happen like next month

did u dogsled that holset yet jd/
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 21, 2009, 05:59:26 PM
I'm riding over the mountain to Goforth's house (where my drag car, and the turbo, is) this evening as soon as I finish wiring his racecar.  I should have it shipped tomorrow.  If for some reason it is not shipped by Friday I'll take it to Zmax for Pinks All Out, and tell everyone I meet "this is hotrex, from the internet, turbo, and I am dogsledding it to him some day soon."
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 21, 2009, 06:19:46 PM
nice haha   i just wanna build my turbo mani dp   so we can get this show on the road.  and its just working out that ill be home for the next month to build it
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 21, 2009, 06:39:19 PM
also learn to tune 5 cylinder bmws  :P
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Conceptz-X on April 21, 2009, 07:49:12 PM
The tuning should not be a problem, as long as you have the software to access the data tables it can be tuned.  Unless its ROM
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 22, 2009, 04:36:28 PM
noone cares about bmws
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 22, 2009, 11:44:57 PM
no one cares about your latest "cant make a 100 mile roundtrip" concoction
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Corey on April 23, 2009, 02:02:31 AM
yuris bmw = blown up pos.

Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 23, 2009, 04:17:38 AM
Yuriy should sell me his BMW shell before it becomes ragged out and sold to tweakers like his last turbo slut.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Tim on April 23, 2009, 09:51:17 AM
Yuriy should sell me his BMW shell before it becomes ragged out and sold to tweakers like his last turbo slut.
yuriy's owned it, the only thing missing is the sold to tweakers part.  Have you seen his wiring harness lately?
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 23, 2009, 03:19:58 PM
Speaking of wiring harnesses, hotrex is getting hotrexed by one.

Sorry, Josh, but Pinks All Out @ Zmax's test and tune is tomorrow and this goddamn car still isn't ready to crank much less tune.  I've been at the shop for four days straight now, I'm not giving up yet.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Robb on April 23, 2009, 03:25:05 PM
Speaking of wiring harnesses, hotrex is getting hotrexed by one.

Sorry, Josh, but Pinks All Out @ Zmax's test and tune is tomorrow and this goddamn car still isn't ready to crank much less tune.  I've been at the shop for four days straight now, I'm not giving up yet.

I was wondering if you got up before I did, or if you just pulled an all nighter at the shop?  The Porsche moved under its own power and the mr2 is out like fat kids in dodge ball.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 23, 2009, 03:28:21 PM
Another all nighter.  Mobile Porsches are sexy - replaced the slave, or just bled it enough to move it?
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Robb on April 23, 2009, 03:30:21 PM
Another all nighter.  Mobile Porsches are sexy - replaced the slave, or just bled it enough to move it?

I just bled it.  Had to mow the front yard. Only got halfway done mowing so it resembles a crop circle at the moment...
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 23, 2009, 05:22:22 PM
well at least get it here sometime next week.

i just got my 3600 dollar order of shit from lsd mike today. im building the motor this weekend then the turbo kit next week.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 23, 2009, 06:02:46 PM
Josh, is there any particular reason I open that envelope last night and have a blister on my lip today?  I'm not kidding.  That's fucked up, dude.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: buk9tp on April 23, 2009, 06:04:47 PM
Josh, is there any particular reason I open that envelope last night and have a blister on my lip today?  I'm not kidding.  That's fucked up, dude.

hmm... no.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 23, 2009, 08:44:06 PM
i even gave u an extra 10 for the cream or beer.   but if u could allow me to have the turbo for this upcoming week it would be key to the build of my ls mayhem project
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 23, 2009, 09:47:52 PM
tim, dont make me be mean  :P
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 24, 2009, 06:01:24 AM
nigga i axe u a question haha
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 24, 2009, 08:34:13 PM
fuck
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 25, 2009, 10:56:27 AM
me
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 28, 2009, 06:00:48 AM
common pinks is over
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: junkyard racer on April 28, 2009, 07:13:45 AM
hey dude. its been shipped, alright. quit sending him pm's and posting about this shit already.


its step number 3
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: 98redcavz24 on April 28, 2009, 11:24:42 AM
hahaha

dogs don't pull well in these northeast summers
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Tim on April 28, 2009, 11:31:16 AM
this is too much.  I must have the swine flu i've been pissing out my ass all day and this is seriously too much I almost pulled a julio
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Corey on April 29, 2009, 05:04:55 PM
Were waiting on this holder to rip 66% niggas
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Robb on April 29, 2009, 07:48:15 PM
JD's hotrexing hotrex lol.  :P
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on April 29, 2009, 09:04:49 PM
I hate doing it.
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: junkyard racer on April 29, 2009, 09:37:11 PM
fuck that stupid bitch. Soak the fucker in oil before you ship it.  O0

and make sure you wrap it up in skid stained drawers.  :noel:
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on April 29, 2009, 11:33:53 PM
well my blocks built.   bump for dogsleds
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 01, 2009, 01:19:40 PM
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Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on May 01, 2009, 03:52:30 PM
fuck it
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 01, 2009, 10:24:42 PM
bump
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Corey on May 01, 2009, 10:50:16 PM
JOSEPH DAVIS IS A SCAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: chris on May 01, 2009, 10:59:20 PM
This thread makes me :D
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: jeffsciv23 on May 01, 2009, 11:05:31 PM
those dog sleds look way too fast
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 02, 2009, 12:09:59 AM
JOSEPH DAVIS IS A SCAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I told him I ship like christmas.  Told everyone that for years.  Not my fault Josh chose to send me the money without getting the goods first.

I feel bad for him, though.  :(
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: junkyard racer on May 02, 2009, 12:13:32 AM
speaking of dogsleds, anyone know where I can find a good husky/alaskan malamute?

Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Corey on May 02, 2009, 01:01:40 AM
JOSEPH DAVIS IS A SCAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I told him I ship like christmas.  Told everyone that for years.  Not my fault Josh chose to send me the money without getting the goods first.
I feel bad for him, though.  :(

would the transaction have even take place otherwise? lol

i was kidding joey, your not a scammer. youre just lazy  :P
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on May 04, 2009, 05:31:26 PM
4exhausted bassett hounds pulling a shopping cart with only 2 front wheels and tied to the dogs by extension cords  rolled a whooped to shit package into my front lawn today.  sure as shit it was a minty fresh holset....nigga
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: Joseph Davis on May 04, 2009, 06:01:22 PM
I have failed at shipping Barony.   :'(

Thank god I have two other Holsets I can withold from you, Josh.  I didn't tell you about the HE351W, did I?
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on May 04, 2009, 06:43:03 PM
whatever   hx will rip hardly
Title: Re: Shipping 103
Post by: hotrex on May 04, 2009, 08:38:49 PM
worst case scenario i buy a 35r or some sort of overpriced niggerdom