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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stealthmode on March 08, 2009, 01:52:41 AM

Title: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: Stealthmode on March 08, 2009, 01:52:41 AM

Things you'll need:

Tortillas
Eggs
Sausage
Cheese
Salsa Verde
Oil
*IMPORTANT NOTE* Don't ever get caught without your flower cup and the BC/DC.

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Cook the sausage. I like sausage well done because even Buk would tell you that pigs are dirty animals. ::arab smiley::

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Cook your eggs, and use the veg. oil with everything. I only had 3 eggs, so I put some beaters in there too. I don't know the difference.

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Now look white people. The reason your tortillas crack and tear is because you have to heat them up before you try to roll shit up in them. Once they heat up, they'll be soft and doughy.

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Ok, so everything is ready to be put together. Rock as much of that shit in there as possible, and then put the salsa verde on top. Substitute sriracha for you chink motherfuckers.

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You're not done. Put some oil in the pan, and brown both sides of that bitch. This will give your tortilla just a tad of crunchy.

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Now top that shit with more cheese and salsa, and fucken roust that thing.

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Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: snm95ls on March 08, 2009, 01:56:03 AM

Goddamn that sounds good.

I might have to make breakfast tomorrow...

 :P

Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: 98vtec on March 08, 2009, 01:58:30 AM

i dont think i have had enough time in the morning to even a bowl of cereal in like 6 months lol.

but damn that shit looks tasty.

Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on March 08, 2009, 02:00:06 AM

steve actually went to the store to buy some tortillias huh...


he was bitching on the phone with me about how he had to settle for corn dogs..  good shit....  the good ole hmt back

Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: Budget_SI on March 08, 2009, 02:01:40 AM

thats my kind of breakfast, now i just need a woman to cook it while I sleep off my hangover.

Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: Henry on March 08, 2009, 02:04:04 AM

Breakfast sausage Steve? I thought you would at least of used chorizo for that for realz effect. I like to find the biggest fucking flour tortillas I can find cause corn is nice but I can't find corn bigger then the palm of my hand and even if you prep it right it doesn't have the strength to stay together.

Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: widebody93 on March 08, 2009, 02:04:12 AM

WHO's up for the runny shits, call STEVE

Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: jagojon3 on March 08, 2009, 02:04:58 AM

This looks as awesome as your other burrito write up where Derek puked or shit his pants or somethin afterwards. Post that shit up too  :yes:

Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: Stealthmode on March 08, 2009, 02:22:31 AM

Jago, those were "American Burritos", and if I could access my old life on HMT, I'd find it.

Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: snm95ls on March 08, 2009, 02:29:50 AM

Quote from: Stealthmode on March 08, 2009, 02:22:31 AM

Jago, those were "American Burritos", and if I could access my old life on HMT, I'd find it.

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On bad weather days, American Burritos are 80% tradition, and 20% fun.
So if the weather looks like this, you know what to do.



First you need the ingredients: Flour tortillas, ground beef, chinese hot sauce (called red rooster by all Americans, but that's not the real name) and American cheese.



Cook meat. (no seasoning needed)



Add cheese and red rooster



Fold that bitch up American style



Bite it



Even American kids like em'.

Pics aren't there for some reason.

http://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33700&highlight=burritos (http://www.homemadeturbo.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33700&highlight=burritos)

Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: DelSlow on March 08, 2009, 03:10:25 AM

Dip in Bacardi and Diet Coke for flavor.

Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: Doug on March 08, 2009, 03:42:34 AM

Westerners and that green as salsa. Looks good though. Some jalapenos and some onions would been good in there too.

Title: Re: HMT Recipe: Breakfast Burritos
Post by: shadow on March 08, 2009, 03:50:50 AM

that actually looks decent. way to go white boy. lol. that american burrito looked disgusting.