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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: j.h.christ on April 29, 2009, 01:07:10 AM

Title: what in the holy fuck
Post by: j.h.christ on April 29, 2009, 01:07:10 AM

kid rattle cans his brand new volvo s40.

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Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 29, 2009, 01:09:57 AM

 Anonymous 04/28/09(Tue)23:02:24 No.134897811

    I had the same problem when I was 15. I finally went to see a urologist, and the dude took one look at my flacid cock and grabbed that shit and cranked it back like he was trying to open a bitchy bag of chips. I saw a blinding white flash of light, and then it was done. Problem solved, but it took a few weeks of light stretching to get it to retract normally without difficulty. Go see a urologist, my doctor said they would have to cut my whole foreskin off, but the urologist solved my problem is 10 minutes.

Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: j.h.christ on April 29, 2009, 01:14:50 AM

Quote from: BoostedSchemes on April 29, 2009, 01:09:57 AM

Anonymous 04/28/09(Tue)23:02:24 No.134897811

    I had the same problem when I was 15. I finally went to see a urologist, and the dude took one look at my flacid cock and grabbed that shit and cranked it back like he was trying to open a bitchy bag of chips. I saw a blinding white flash of light, and then it was done. Problem solved, but it took a few weeks of light stretching to get it to retract normally without difficulty. Go see a urologist, my doctor said they would have to cut my whole foreskin off, but the urologist solved my problem is 10 minutes.

Anonymous 04/28/09(Tue)23:13:24 No.1348974576

I met this kid Yuriy in a bathroom stall at a local rest stop. He swallowed my seed with reckless abandon, all while humming a perfect note for note rendition of Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone". God, the time we spent spooning in his piece of shit non running fake m-badged car made me pine for the days of yesteryear.

Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: Kain on April 29, 2009, 01:15:14 AM

uh.. ok.

Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 29, 2009, 01:22:58 AM

i wish you had posted that for realsies... i have certain.... privileges... on 4ch/7ch/2ch and alas i missed my chance at being popularized =(

Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 29, 2009, 01:26:31 AM

Anonymous 04/28/09(Tue)23:34:42 No.134905450

    i'm uncut too, but i can fit my entire fist in my foreskin.
    no advice really, just wanted to tell everyone.


I think I know what this forum needs!

Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: Evan on April 29, 2009, 01:26:49 AM

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Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: Evan on April 29, 2009, 01:34:15 AM

I got a rattle canned car  ;D

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Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: brine04 on April 29, 2009, 01:36:47 AM

Who fucking cares.

Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 29, 2009, 01:38:23 AM

who fucking trucks  :D

Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: BoostedSchemes on April 29, 2009, 01:38:49 AM

fuck you jon
fuck you and the subaru you rode in on

Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: Loki on April 29, 2009, 11:10:23 AM

Quote from: Evan on April 29, 2009, 01:34:15 AM

I got a rattle canned car  ;D

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I'm jealous, i want one of those :(

Title: Re: what in the holy fuck
Post by: Urban Indian on April 29, 2009, 01:24:41 PM

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