:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Toysrme on April 30, 2009, 11:21:54 PM
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House sitting for my parents this weekend. Dad was getting tired of the humming bird feeder going empty so he asked me to take care of it. Now, being too drunk, and this surround system too loud to keep track of it. I set his security cam up to txt me when the motion detector goes off.
So the coon got on the bird feeder. It got off the feeder real fast too!
Grabbed the 22LR, swung the door open. CRACK CRACK.
High left shoulder & right eye socket.
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i never knew black people liked bird feeders. good job though
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That's nothin I've stabbed a raccoon to death, true story, I've posted it a while back
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That's nothin I've stabbed a raccoon to death, true story, I've posted it a while back
That deserves a repost... or some pics in this thread at least :yes:
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no pictures but i'll tell the story again.
This probably happened about 6 or 7 years ago. I used to have a pet duck that i bought from the fair. I raised it from a duckling to an adult duck. One night he got out of his cage in the backyard and I heard him quacking really loud an di run out and hes in the neighbors yard dead, I knew it was a fucking racoon because they've been trying to get him for a while. So from that day on I swore that if i had any chance to kill a fucking racoon I would take my revenge in an instant. fast forward a couple months. My dog is going crazy at the back door, hes a lab/pit mix, about 90lb dog. I open the door and he charges the backyard and corners a raccoon under the dog house. Theres no exit from under the dog house except the way the racoon went in and he wont come out because my dog is going crazy and wont let him leave. So i act with the quickness and think what i have to kill this fucking racoon, i must inact my revenge now, i knew this day would come. I have no real weapons as i was only 15 or 16, but what i have is this shakazulu knife my friend brought back from africa. I dubbed the knife the hobokiller for some reason. So i grab the hobokiller, grab some duct tape, and tape the hobokiller to the end of a broom effectively creating a spear. Run outside with my homemade weapon and the racoon is still pinned under the doghouse. I take my spear and i jab it under th dog house as hard as i can, stabbing that bastard raccoon over and over until he isnt moving anymore. Wait about 15 more minutes and roll him out from under the dog house and throw his ass into a bag and then into the garbage can. Fuckin bastard raccoon got what he deserved.
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i never knew black people liked bird feeders. good job though
we don't we like chicken noob
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no pictures but i'll tell the story again.
This probably happened about 6 or 7 years ago. I used to have a pet duck that i bought from the fair. I raised it from a duckling to an adult duck. One night he got out of his cage in the backyard and I heard him quacking really loud an di run out and hes in the neighbors yard dead, I knew it was a fucking racoon because they've been trying to get him for a while. So from that day on I swore that if i had any chance to kill a fucking racoon I would take my revenge in an instant. fast forward a couple months. My dog is going crazy at the back door, hes a lab/pit mix, about 90lb dog. I open the door and he charges the backyard and corners a raccoon under the dog house. Theres no exit from under the dog house except the way the racoon went in and he wont come out because my dog is going crazy and wont let him leave. So i act with the quickness and think what i have to kill this fucking racoon, i must inact my revenge now, i knew this day would come. I have no real weapons as i was only 15 or 16, but what i have is this shakazulu knife my friend brought back from africa. I dubbed the knife the hobokiller for some reason. So i grab the hobokiller, grab some duct tape, and tape the hobokiller to the end of a broom effectively creating a spear. Run outside with my homemade weapon and the racoon is still pinned under the doghouse. I take my spear and i jab it under th dog house as hard as i can, stabbing that bastard raccoon over and over until he isnt moving anymore. Wait about 15 more minutes and roll him out from under the dog house and throw his ass into a bag and then into the garbage can. Fuckin bastard raccoon got what he deserved.
LOL you had a pet duck
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Some people learn from mistakes and don't repeat them,
Others try to block the memories and just delete them
But I keep them as a reminder they not killing me,
And I thank God for teaching me humility
Son remember when you fight to be free,
To see things how they are, and not how you like 'em to be
Cause even when the world is falling on top of me,
Pessimism is an emotion, not a philosophy
Knowing what's wrong, doesn't imply that you right,
And it's another when you suffer to apply it in life,
But I'm no rookie, and I'm never gonna make the same mistake twice, pussy
also fuck you faggots I have pet ducks too
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Scott, your story is one of the funnier things I've seen on here. Uriney, you disappoint me.
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Pet ducks are the shit. Exceptionally delicious.
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soccerfool2244 (1:24:41 PM): but scott
soccerfool2244 (1:24:43 PM): hes a gook
soccerfool2244 (1:24:45 PM): they eat them raw
soccerfool2244 (1:24:47 PM): not keep them
herp3s simpl3x (1:25:06 PM): yup
herp3s simpl3x (1:25:07 PM): i know
Incidentally...
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we keep dogs as pets, yet eat them too. Whats new?