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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: NoPistons! on December 12, 2012, 10:56:04 PM

Title: Almost get owned by friends via shark, laughs about it.
Post by: NoPistons! on December 12, 2012, 10:56:04 PM

http://www.heaven666.org/bad-joke-with-a-shark-70604.php (http://www.heaven666.org/bad-joke-with-a-shark-70604.php)

What would you do?  Personally i dont fuck with giant swimming muscles with knives for teeth.  I stay out of their house.

Title: Re: Almost get owned by friends via shark, laughs about it.
Post by: ratcityrex on December 12, 2012, 11:14:00 PM

I would Shit myself. After I pissed myself.

Title: Re: Almost get owned by friends via shark, laughs about it.
Post by: HiProfile on December 13, 2012, 12:39:07 AM

Any energy left after leaping out of the water like a fish would be used to knock that guy out.

Title: Re: Almost get owned by friends via shark, laughs about it.
Post by: Joseph Davis on December 13, 2012, 05:45:07 PM

Quote from: NoPistons! on December 12, 2012, 10:56:04 PM

http://www.heaven666.org/bad-joke-with-a-shark-70604.php (http://www.heaven666.org/bad-joke-with-a-shark-70604.php)

What would you do?

I wouldn't have let you back in the boat.

Title: Re: Almost get owned by friends via shark, laughs about it.
Post by: ironcrx on December 13, 2012, 07:11:33 PM

Beat that guy senseless.  That was way too fucking close.

Title: Re: Almost get owned by friends via shark, laughs about it.
Post by: Tim on December 13, 2012, 09:53:51 PM

Many of the comments seem to think it is a harmless but large intimidating type of shark, not a man-eater.

Back to awesome thing to do to someone

Title: Re: Almost get owned by friends via shark, laughs about it.
Post by: HiProfile on December 13, 2012, 10:41:51 PM

Your mom isn't a flesh eater, but it still hurts when she bites me.

And she only has one tooth, EVERY shark has hundreds of them! :P