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General Category => Engine Management => Topic started by: DasPoop on October 28, 2013, 06:55:02 PM

Title: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: DasPoop on October 28, 2013, 06:55:02 PM
Ok, since Bimmerforums seems to be split beteen legit folf and ones gayer than a bag of dicks. I ask this. I have a m50NV and am after a "tune" sure I could pay 150-300$ for a "chip" but its still just a fucking 27sf515. I found Yuriys bmw tuning page and tried to look into his bins but its dead. I am after a bin file ripped off of a named chip.

Trevor

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Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: ratcityrex on October 28, 2013, 07:28:13 PM
Wow, long time no see...... Who's the chick?
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: DasPoop on October 29, 2013, 12:18:57 AM
Eh work was a bitch but now I am on my own doing my own gig and the chick  :noel: .... look for updates on this 325 though bringing it to dyno day for some N/A music
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on October 29, 2013, 02:36:11 PM
she passes the pussy for 2 in the ass, shes hired
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: MAJORAHOLE on October 30, 2013, 06:10:22 PM
why not read your stock maps and mod with tuner pro or winols? its Bosch right? the older stuff is available, just gotta know where to look  ;)
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: Ntrain2k on October 30, 2013, 06:34:06 PM
What the hell ever happened with that Yurly(sp?) guy?
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: 92CXyD on October 30, 2013, 07:42:29 PM
What the hell ever happened with that Yurly(sp?) guy?

Last I heard is he is some big shot banker in NY and still likes going to punk concerts and getting teenage girls drunk and sometimes gets laid.  :noel:

But I have not talked to him in a year or so.
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: Tim on October 31, 2013, 01:46:11 PM
He doesn't own a car at the moment in NYC. Pops in time to time as boosted schemes. He swings by w pa now and then for a drunken weekend of schenanigans when he gets some free flights and hotel points
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: DasPoop on October 31, 2013, 02:19:33 PM
why not read your stock maps and mod with tuner pro or winols? its Bosch right? the older stuff is available, just gotta know where to look  ;)

I know where to get all the tuner pro stuff its what exactly those "pro" maps have done to get the 22 extra horses and 20+lb/ft I know they ramped timing in and some fuel too but its where and in what amount. Yuri had some of the pro maps already ripped off the chips.
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: 92CXyD on October 31, 2013, 02:35:49 PM
He doesn't own a car at the moment in NYC. Pops in time to time as boosted schemes. He swings by w pa now and then for a drunken weekend of schenanigans when he gets some free flights and hotel points

Some times he flys down to Denver and hangs with SOHCKLR87 (Matt) and goes shotting other shenanigans.  :noel:
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: HiProfile on November 02, 2013, 01:38:02 AM
It's good to see you around again. I know Yuri pops on here on occasion, but I'm sure someone can get you his contact info.
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: 7808 on November 25, 2013, 05:14:00 PM
i have his email from a couple yrs ago somewhere, and some bins but i think they were for a 94 vanos motor..  either way they blew my cyl number 5  lol
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: 92CXyD on November 25, 2013, 06:44:57 PM
I just got a hold of Yuri by text and pm him this link.

He already answered my text that he'll be on here soon.

If you are lucky, and he is sober enough he'll give ya.....  something on this subject matter.  :noel:
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: BoostedSchemes on November 25, 2013, 07:09:29 PM
im gonna blow cory's other 5 cylinders for my next trick.

daspoopen haven pm me with your email address and I'll send you what I have. confirm what DME you actually have - and your intention (keeping it n/a?). (403 I hope). 90% of what I have is for the obd1 DME's but I have a little for the older ones. I recommend you fire up tunepro and compare the maps, see if it makes sense to you.
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: 7808 on November 25, 2013, 07:20:59 PM
boring

its ok its not your fault you didnt know what you were doing or looking at, stick to making sheet metal assault rifles vodka and paint that doesnt stick to anything

you can help me blow up another engine i guess i should have a mess together in the next 5-30 weeks
Title: Re: Calling the Bmw master!
Post by: BoostedSchemes on November 25, 2013, 07:35:00 PM
this is acceptable. when i saw those fingers in the pooper at the top of the thread i thought it was cory "burning a chip"