:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: CivicOCD on March 08, 2009, 11:26:06 PM
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Young kid, 8 or 9, hell even an adult.....had a dog or pet people thought you were crazy cause you spoiled the shit out of and romped around in the floor like an idiot playing with it and teaching it tricks and shit...
tell some people to fuck off if they tried to move the dog off his end of the sofa to sit down?
then after 4 years or so one day out of nowhere the little bastard is missing. look fuckin everywhere.....even make signs...plaster them all over the fuckin neighborhood, pawn a piece of stereo equipment for some reward money.....
Weeks pass by...nothing...not at the pound....weird ass phone calls from weird ass people.
nothing...
3-4 weeks later your sitting in your lazy boy one night after work, drinking a beer, pissed off and contemplating life out of bordom....
a scratch at the door...wtf...no god damn way...you open the door and HOLY SHIT the fuzzy little bastard is sitting at the door...
not starved looking, not bleeding, just happy as fuck to see you... money can't buy that feeling.
THAT is what the FUCK it felt like when i saw this place
Yes marissa (forgot the real name) their is a santa claus
God damn it's good to see you fuckers. I've been a little cranky the last 48 hours.
/Toast a shot of (insert firewater of your choice)
alright so that sounded gay as fuck after I re-read it...or at least it will come off that way to you non-doggie loving people.
but fuck it
it is what it is.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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alright so that sounded gay as fuck after I re-read it...or at least it will come off that way to you non-doggie loving people.
Sure you dont want to come on over to my site? We have free candy.
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I sure am glad I just banned you from my site.
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Rick P.
Whats your problem?
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I sure am glad I just banned you from my site.
I just banned you from my site sweet cheeks. ;)
BTW we also have free blowjobs. ;)
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recently lost a cat about 3 weeks ago. (to the resident red-tailed. the second cat to the same hawk
id be shooting at that fuckin bird already.
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I sure am glad I just banned you from my site.
I just banned you from my site sweet cheeks. ;)
BTW we also have free blowjobs. ;)
:?:
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Rick P.
Whats your problem?
I don't like tow truck drivers. Last time my 5.0 broke down the tow truck driver tried to kiss me. It's not my fault I look like an available faggot!
BTW we also have free blowjobs. ;)
Bitch, I give free blowjobs. Form a line.
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Easy BUK we know its you
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recently lost a cat about 3 weeks ago. (to the resident red-tailed. the second cat to the same hawk
id be shooting at that fuckin bird already.
x2
lost a cat when i was younger but was too young to get very attached
loosing my cat now would really suck
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I've had many many pets over the years... esp when my stepfather didnt believe in neutering our one cat... ():) .... lots of em ran away, were given away, got hit by cars, died of old age. Always hated that shit. I've got two cats now that are 12 and 10 and I really don't want to think of them dieing.
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lost my snake for about 4 months
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Got a joint man? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS30OfLFbRM#ws-lq2-hq)
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recently lost a cat about 3 weeks ago. (to the resident red-tailed. the second cat to the same hawk, in the area)
a fucking awesome cat at that, it's a shame she was picked out.
thats why my cats indoor only
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the second cat to the same hawk, in the area)
Death is the only good trick a cat can learn. And I'm glad they only have to learn it once.
Dogs ftw.
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lost my snake for about 4 months
used to have a few back in the day, I hate when that happened, fucker's turn up at the most inopportune times.
(future mother in law is over visiting, opens the dishwasher and the fucker just pops his head out from between the counter and top of dishwasher)
bitch came unglued.
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lost my snake for about 4 months
used to have a few back in the day, I hate when that happened, fucker's turn up at the most inopportune times.
(future mother in law is over visiting, opens the dishwasher and the fucker just pops his head out from between the counter and top of dishwasher)
bitch came unglued.
we had someone here with a few snakes that were let outside, get sick then swell up and pop in their tanks in their house...who was that?
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^ Damn who was that. I got the name right on the tip of my tongue, too freaking late/early to be thinking clearly. Was it
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^ Damn who was that. I got the name right on the tip of my tongue, too freaking late/early to be thinking clearly. Was it
was it rotarygeek, the prison guard from tx?
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Yeah I think that's it. I thought I typed "I want to say it starts with and R". Damn it's late, off to bed before the son
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used to have a few back in the day, I hate when that happened, fucker's turn up at the most inopportune times.
(future mother in law is over visiting, opens the dishwasher and the fucker just pops his head out from between the counter and top of dishwasher)
bitch came unglued.
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lol my girls like that afraid of nothing