:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Joseph Davis on May 26, 2009, 11:12:55 PM
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It's sad when even the fatties turn away from him in favor of hanging off of another reject.
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dude maybe hit a shower or wear some pit stick or something. :?:
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Dan-o looks so lonely... hahaha..
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Thats funny :D
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dude maybe hit a shower or wear some pit stick or something. :?:
or get a fucking hair cut :?:
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lol
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or quit going to parties in the trailer park
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or quit going to parties in the trailer park
But those are the most fun!
Shot glass in hand, btw. I saw flashes going off and didnt know wtf was going on. Ole ben there was livin it up apparently.
Also JD, if I get a haircut you want me to send you the scraps? Could make a nice toupee or two.
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or quit going to parties in the trailer park
But those are the most fun!
Shot glass in hand, btw. I saw flashes going off and didnt know wtf was going on. Ole ben there was livin it up apparently.
Also JD, if I get a haircut you want me to send you the scraps? Could make a nice toupee or two.
oh snap!
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he's doing him a favor
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he's doing him a favor
Oh, he did. He really did. As you can see, I was not comfortable at all at that point:
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The one between me and ben, this was her "divorce party" and I guess she was out for some new flesh to bite into. Comes back around to he did me a favor. Thanks ben.
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ben looks happy :P :-X :?:
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or quit going to parties in the trailer park
But those are the most fun!
Shot glass in hand, btw. I saw flashes going off and didnt know wtf was going on. Ole ben there was livin it up apparently.
Also JD, if I get a haircut you want me to send you the scraps? Could make a nice toupee or two.
I appreciate the offer, but much like Ben i can wear a hat until the chicas like me enough to no longer care. It's called game, son, do you have any?
BTW, you were no longer comfortable for a reason. Shamu may bave been soft, but she takes up a lot of fucking space. Regardless, I'm proud of you for hanging out with the trailertrash and keeping it real.
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Meanwhile 3 days prior I was partying in a 450k house with a ton of hot college chicks. Problem lying in the fact that there were no cameras present, and therefore no proof other than heresay. My week:
Wednesday: Got tipsy in a shit-hole bar
Thursday: Drunk in 450k home playing beer pong and doing keg stands, also rum
Friday: Drunk in a small redneck home where everyone was using 151 to make fires (have pictures/video of this haha)
Saturday: Shitty in a small bar/dance club wannabe
Sunday: You saw the pictures. Captain, Smirnoff vod, and soco were my friends.
I might be well on my way to becoming a shithead alcoholic :noel:
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Meanwhile 3 days prior I was partying in a 450k house with a ton of hot college chicks. Problem lying in the fact that there were no cameras present, and therefore no proof other than heresay. My week:
Wednesday: Got tipsy in a shit-hole bar
Thursday: Drunk in 450k home playing beer pong and doing keg stands, also rum
Friday: Drunk in a small redneck home where everyone was using 151 to make fires (have pictures/video of this haha)
Saturday: Shitty in a small bar/dance club wannabe
Sunday: You saw the pictures. Captain, Smirnoff vod, and soco were my friends.
I might be well on my way to becoming a shithead alcoholic :noel:
meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.
sinnister, your life must SUCK BALLS.
get out of the double wide my friend. get used to drinking PBR
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Meanwhile 3 days prior I was partying in a 450k house with a ton of hot college chicks. Problem lying in the fact that there were no cameras present, and therefore no proof other than heresay. My week:
Wednesday: Got tipsy in a shit-hole bar
Thursday: Drunk in 450k home playing beer pong and doing keg stands, also rum
Friday: Drunk in a small redneck home where everyone was using 151 to make fires (have pictures/video of this haha)
Saturday: Shitty in a small bar/dance club wannabe
Sunday: You saw the pictures. Captain, Smirnoff vod, and soco were my friends.
I might be well on my way to becoming a shithead alcoholic :noel:
meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.
sinnister, your life must SUCK BALLS.
get out of the double wide my friend. get used to drinking PBR
pics of said car/house
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Meanwhile 3 days prior I was partying in a 450k house with a ton of hot college chicks. Problem lying in the fact that there were no cameras present, and therefore no proof other than heresay. My week:
Wednesday: Got tipsy in a shit-hole bar
Thursday: Drunk in 450k home playing beer pong and doing keg stands, also rum
Friday: Drunk in a small redneck home where everyone was using 151 to make fires (have pictures/video of this haha)
Saturday: Shitty in a small bar/dance club wannabe
Sunday: You saw the pictures. Captain, Smirnoff vod, and soco were my friends.
I might be well on my way to becoming a shithead alcoholic :noel:
meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.
sinnister, your life must SUCK BALLS.
get out of the double wide my friend. get used to drinking PBR
Haha girl offer kain poon, and sinister has 3 turbo cars. Sure.
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why would you turn down poon when you're uglier than shit itself? she must have been a winner!
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Meanwhile 3 days prior I was partying in a 450k house with a ton of hot college chicks. Problem lying in the fact that there were no cameras present, and therefore no proof other than heresay. My week:
Wednesday: Got tipsy in a shit-hole bar
Thursday: Drunk in 450k home playing beer pong and doing keg stands, also rum
Friday: Drunk in a small redneck home where everyone was using 151 to make fires (have pictures/video of this haha)
Saturday: Shitty in a small bar/dance club wannabe
Sunday: You saw the pictures. Captain, Smirnoff vod, and soco were my friends.
I might be well on my way to becoming a shithead alcoholic :noel:
meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.
sinnister, your life must SUCK BALLS.
get out of the double wide my friend. get used to drinking PBR
Kain quit putting the pussy on a pedestal
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there is no way i put pussy opn a pedistal.
she just wasnt my type of woman.
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Dude its all pink on the inside. well its supposed to be.
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Dude its all pink on the inside. well its supposed to be.
Wrong way to thing man. You probably couldn't get to that blond girls hoo-hah without peeling back her fat stomach for a good 5 minutes. I guess if that's your idea of foreplay though, go for it. Props to you, Dannog, for leaving the whales alone
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+1
man the harpoons!
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Dude its all pink on the inside. well its supposed to be.
Wrong way to thing man. You probably couldn't get to that blond girls hoo-hah without peeling back her fat stomach for a good 5 minutes. I guess if that's your idea of foreplay though, go for it. Props to you, Dannog, for leaving the whales alone
Gross dude!! Never been hoggin dont plan to start I was talking abotu Kain not Dannog. Hey dan just remeber if you are going to hit, it bring some flour with you so you can find the wet spot. might save you some time.
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Gross dude!! Never been hoggin dont plan to start I was talking abotu Kain not Dannog. Hey dan just remeber if you are going to hit, it bring some flour with you so you can find the wet spot. might save you some time.
Haha epic
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fat bitches give better head, its because there hungary.
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fat bitches give better head, its because there hungary.
im afraid that this is correct :?:
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Haha girl offer kain poon, and sinister has 3 turbo cars. Sure.
Oh, but I do. They're in my 5 car garage along with my turbo busa and my $90k worth of tools. :noel:
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fat bitches give better head, its because there hungary.
im afraid that this is correct :?:
While it is correct that the head is better, I believe his reasoning is incorrect, They are better because they think it is a corn dog and take that mug down whole
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its also the only thing guys let them do most of the time
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Does anyone think Kain isnt a real person just an alter ego of some wierdo
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c0mpl3x without the JB obsession?
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Fat girls give head because they know that head is just about the best thing they have to offer, cause noone is gonna take the 5 minutes to find their hoohah
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I know a pretty large girl 220+ and she is getting laid pretty easily,bar whore. Any girl who throws it out there is getting fucked. Black guys, old white trash love fat chicks.
Not to mention how many women never lose the baby weight.
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Why is it that nignogs love fat white girls
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because they have good credit and arte usually desperate?
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Why is it that nignogs love fat white girls
And like mopeds they are fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. :?:;D :yes:
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Why is it that nignogs love fat white girls
And like mopeds they are fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. :?:;D :yes:
I always thought it was like jeeps... :P
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Why is it that nignogs love fat white girls
And like mopeds they are fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. :?:;D :yes:
I always thought it was like jeeps... :P
yeah I agree on that one.
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meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.
kain hears buzzing
kain hits snooze button
kain's mom busts in and starts whooping his ass for not cleaning his room
kain masturbates using his tears as lube
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meanwhile kain lives in his 800k dollar house.
some chick offers me poon. i delightfully turn it down.
i get in my TURBO car, and go to lowes to fill up the gas tank. whoops.
kain goes cigar shop at lenox.
kain goes to recording studio and chills at the pool and drinks some grappa.
kain hears buzzing
kain hits snooze button
kain's mom busts in and starts whooping his ass for not cleaning his room
kain masturbates using his tears as lube
more like...
cell phone rings at 8 am. i hit snooze 500 million times.
i yank the plug out, and hit MAX then POWER on my irobot and it starts cleaning for me
go downstairs, eat a bowl of oatmeal.
then wonder aimlessly till i need to go to work or school
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Right.
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Point being, Dannog gets +1 for not banging the fat chick, but -2 for allowing his friend to bang both of them. Therefore, Dannog -1
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Not to mention how many women never lose the baby weight.
Thats why its important to look at their mothers. If the mom is skinny than they'll loose the weight. If the mom is fat, they will be fat
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heh
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Point being, Dannog gets +1 for not banging the fat chick, but -2 for allowing his friend to bang both of them. Therefore, Dannog -1
He only banged the one, so I come out 0. He was less drunk than I was but is trying to use it as an excuse :?:
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Defending your letting a friend bang any amount of fat chicks, -1, bringing you back to -1, Dannog.
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Not to mention how many women never lose the baby weight.
Thats why its important to look at their mothers. If the mom is skinny than they'll loose the weight. If the mom is fat, they will be fat
a wise man told me that years ago, I never forgot it.
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hey sinister, wheres that picture with you and the hotchick that took "your flower"