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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Joseph Davis on March 09, 2009, 01:57:02 AM

Title: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 09, 2009, 01:57:02 AM: I tried to get her to give up dirt on Steve but she said he wasn't embarrassed by anything. She promised to take embarrassing pictures, I told her to call me anytime.

Helloooooooooo, nurse!
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: hatchboy on March 09, 2009, 01:59:40 AM: MMMM
You made the jump over!
So i saw you became a mod on the other side, then now you arn't. I am lost...

Anyways, let's get some more mommamode pics up here. lol
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 09, 2009, 02:00:52 AM: ok
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Post by: snm95ls on March 09, 2009, 02:01:21 AM: CRX
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Post by: hatchboy on March 09, 2009, 02:02:32 AM: Well played, Sir.
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: Stealthmode on March 09, 2009, 02:08:53 AM: She said getting good dirt on me wouldn't be worth the reprocutions (sp), so I decided to throw out the only thing I could think of. A scanned picture of me circa 2001 mopping the floor in mickey drawalllz.

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg8.imageshack.us%2Fimg8%2F7577%2Fscan0002h.jpg&hash=187dfa70906027817af8939b8619265588936fd4)
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: jeffsciv23 on March 09, 2009, 02:10:24 AM: hahaha, seen you posted a pic of your girlfriend and her husbands kid on HT. classic
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Post by: g_shok on March 09, 2009, 02:10:49 AM: lool
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Post by: jeffsciv23 on March 09, 2009, 02:12:02 AM: oh i can see the MSpaint coming
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Post by: Atticus on March 09, 2009, 02:12:31 AM: hahahahah nice pic.... but almost looks photo shopped
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Post by: DmC on March 09, 2009, 02:13:47 AM: looks like goose from top gun
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: Stealthmode on March 09, 2009, 02:14:56 AM: She just asked me if my dirty underwear in a clean sock basket was embarrasing enough. I asked her how she knew they were dirty, and she said she sniffed em. I told her, "yeah, embarrasing for you, trick BEEEEYOTCH!!
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: snm95ls on March 09, 2009, 02:16:12 AM: Quote from: Stealthmode on March 09, 2009, 02:14:56 AM
She just asked me if my dirty underwear in a clean sock basket was embarrasing enough. I asked her how she knew they were dirty, and she said she sniffed em. I told her, "yeah, embarrasing for you, trick BEEEEYOTCH!!

Ahahaahahaa
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: jeffsciv23 on March 09, 2009, 02:17:46 AM: Quote from: Stealthmode on March 09, 2009, 02:14:56 AM
She just asked me if my dirty underwear in a clean sock basket was embarrasing enough. I asked her how she knew they were dirty, and she said she sniffed em. I told her, "yeah, embarrasing for you, trick BEEEEYOTCH!!

HAHAHAHA, spit beer all over the screen on that one
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 09, 2009, 02:18:11 AM: Quote from: jeffsciv23 on March 09, 2009, 02:10:24 AM
hahaha, seen you posted a pic of your girlfriend and her husbands kid on HT. classic

Yeah, the HT moral brigade was offended by that, and then Steve posted a pic of my kid and nobody said anything. Fucking HT.
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: jeffsciv23 on March 09, 2009, 02:19:45 AM: yeah you kinda threw them all off with the "husbands kid" thing lol
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 09, 2009, 02:21:24 AM: I replied to the first guy who commented and he replied back with the intellectual equivalent of "lol wut?" All within five minutes of me posting it.
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: ApexSilver06MR on March 09, 2009, 02:21:55 AM: whats up JD?
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: snm95ls on March 09, 2009, 02:22:53 AM: Quote from: jeffsciv23 on March 09, 2009, 02:19:45 AM
yeah you kinda threw them all off with the "husbands kid" thing lol

You know H-T, quick to jump the gun without thought.

Fucking jackasses.
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: DmC on March 09, 2009, 02:26:52 AM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on March 09, 2009, 02:18:11 AM
Quote from: jeffsciv23 on March 09, 2009, 02:10:24 AM
hahaha, seen you posted a pic of your girlfriend and her husbands kid on HT. classic

Yeah, the HT moral brigade was offended by that, and then Steve posted a pic of my kid and nobody said anything. Fucking HT.
Yeah Tony posted your daughters pic up in here yesterday and didn't understand why it was morally wrong "he had just taken in 4 or more beers"
Slos13 deleted the pics and he's all like yeah I guess I understand how I'd feel mad if it were my kid..

And I said to him no you you fucken don't understand nigger you don't have no kids.
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: HiProfile on March 09, 2009, 02:48:27 AM: Quote from: jeffsciv23 on March 09, 2009, 02:12:02 AM
oh i can see the MSpaint coming

better than that, "Steve, you cheating bastard!"
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Post by: jeffsciv23 on March 09, 2009, 02:50:43 AM: LMMFAO :o
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: Stealthmode on March 09, 2009, 02:54:06 AM: Hiprofile, I can appreciate your effort, and as said, nothing embarresses me, but that was against one rule policy. I'm sure you understand. :?:
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: HiProfile on March 09, 2009, 02:56:48 AM: Dang, I guess photochop is too poignant. Sorry I did forget about that one rule.

I think you get the point, even innocent pictures are dangerous. ():)

BTW can I get another try later?
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: Stealthmode on March 09, 2009, 03:00:52 AM: Later? You can have another try whenever you fucken feel like it. That one was just too simple, and too gay. :D
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: HiProfile on March 09, 2009, 03:04:31 AM: Its late, and I couldnt' find a proper "prop". This brought something to my mind though:

New HMT is like a girl - piss Rick off, he slaps you, and hates you forever wiht a ban
Real HMT is like a guy - get a knock in the face, then share a sixer.
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: Stealthmode on March 09, 2009, 03:06:41 AM: How it should be. Community over dictatorship. In fact, if you don't take a stab at any picture I post, I'll call you a pussyfag.
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: Joseph Davis on March 09, 2009, 08:45:12 AM: I got a late night text, after Stevemode was in bed.

Quote
Steve told me how respected you were on the internet and I was thinking we should talk. Send me your picture. - Kari"

I get all the bitches. :noel:
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: CSaddict on March 09, 2009, 09:25:40 AM: Paging Hotrex!!! MS painting needed.
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Post by: julio_boostamante_nigga! on March 09, 2009, 11:52:02 AM: Haha! You cleaning???? Dude, what happened.... you don't even go to the carniceria for avocados puto! Then again, you are a fat guy now compared to that pic. Haha!
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: Towdogg on March 09, 2009, 12:03:29 PM: Mode

Why were you mopping?

Isn't that her job?
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: AbaZ on March 09, 2009, 05:03:03 PM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi600.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt82%2Fabaz1320%2Fbleh24oh.jpg&hash=247bff639226702d88625f0eb7974d1163b66231)

I always forgot how hot the stealthwife really is, 5 dolla footlong
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: 97Econobox on March 09, 2009, 05:04:08 PM: wow. now this feels just like home

Front page FTW??
Title: Re: I just spoke with Stealthwife
Post by: TunerToys on March 09, 2009, 05:21:52 PM: Ah yes. Home again. Glad to see some OG MS-Paint action from Vegas baby. And the Abaz avatar! Yep Yep Yep!

Craig