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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: QikEnuF on June 14, 2009, 12:54:06 AM
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Ideas?
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Do we have to replace the word "cat" for "girlfriend"?
Why do you want to poison a "cat"?
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lol. it was classic back then. but if youre serious, fuck you.
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Don't want to poison girlfriend. She is awesome and hot. Want to poison feral cat.
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I will kill you.
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You are happy? Now he is dead....
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What was the deal with the frozen sponge?
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Live trap it,then call animal controll, or trap it then eat it. Buk or the chinky feller prolly has a recipe.
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Buk eats pidgeons, not cats. How do I kill it though
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Buk eats pidgeons, not cats. How do I kill it though
I'm sure he'd eat it if given the chance.
Canned cat food or tuna with rat poison in it. not to much tho or theyy wont eat it.
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Snare FTW
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if you seriously hate the cat, don't kill him. Catch him, drive out somewhere hella far, and leave him there. Let him live, but don't kill him.
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if you seriously hate the cat, don't kill him. Catch him, drive out somewhere hella far, and leave him there. Let him live, but don't kill him.
Your post is irrelevant to this thread, so kindly get the fuck out. If I wanted ideas to take the cat far away and leave him, I would have made that the title.
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if you seriously hate the cat, don't kill him. Catch him, drive out somewhere hella far, and leave him there. Let him live, but don't kill him.
BS we tried that last year. Took the cat a good 10 miles, the SOB showed up 3 days later back on my car.
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Shoot him, cut his throat with a knife, or just put him in a bad and zip tie it.
Tie a 10-20lbs weight to his neck and throw him off a bridge into a river.
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There goes Quiky-fag making these threads. Where's Stevemode to regulate you, or at least ban Sinister?
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There goes Quiky-fag making these threads. Where's Stevemode to regulate you, or at least ban Sinister?
Whats that ya bald faggot? Whats wrong with this thread? I like cats too but this post is perfectly fine for GD.
Being in your 30's JD you should think about this. When your car is older than your gf, and your car is 20 years old, you know you have a problem.
You going through menopause? Lately you've been bitchy.
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Buk eats pidgeons, not cats. How do I kill it though
I'm sure he'd eat it if given the chance.
Canned cat food or tuna with rat poison in it. not to much tho or theyy wont eat it.
religion forbids me from eating cats... (not that id want to if i could...)
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There goes Quiky-fag making these threads. Where's Stevemode to regulate you, or at least ban Sinister?
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My buddies dad used to stuff a whole litter of kittens in a cage and drown them in the pond. It helps control the population of barn cats.
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i like cats. sometimes cats get sick or hurt beyond wanting to live. in the those cases take you 12 gauge to its head . you dont have to poison it or try wierd things. get the job right. its sorta like all those cases you hear about people failing at trying to kill themselves. do it right the first time buddy. if your tired of the neighbors nice cat shitting in your yard or sitting on your car. spray him with the hose. shoot him with a bb gun. im sure that will scare him away for a bit and give you some fun and satisfaction.
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I love cats, except when the neighbors don't look after them and they scratch the fuck out of my car...
You could fill a supersoaker with antifreeze. When it's around hose it down. It will lick all the glycol off itself and then fall over...
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I love cats, except when the neighbors don't look after them and the scratch the fuck out of my car...
You could fill a supersoaker with antifreeze. When it's around hose it down. It will lick all the glycol off itself and then fall over...
I like your creative thinking
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Need MR2girl for this one again, lol
Find someone with a large pet snake, trap it, sell it to them as food
Problem solved
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put it in the microwave
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Tell it about how awesome you are, eventually the cat will become so annoyed it'll commit suicide and save you the trouble.
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i usually poison shit i want to die with my 12 guage.mmm
lead poison ing that is. coupled with missing pieces and blood loss
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I love cats, except when the neighbors don't look after them and the scratch the fuck out of my car...
You could fill a supersoaker with antifreeze. When it's around hose it down. It will lick all the glycol off itself and then fall over...
I like your creative thinking
we soaked dog treats in antifreeze and fed em to a neighbors dog once. did the trick. should work on cats if it works on a 75# dog. or if you wanna not be a puss about it, put on leather gloves, grab it and snap its neck.
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.22 behind the ear.
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There goes Quiky-fag making these threads. Where's Stevemode to regulate you, or at least ban Sinister?
Whats that ya bald faggot? Whats wrong with this thread? I like cats too but this post is perfectly fine for GD.
Being in your 30's JD you should think about this. When your car is older than your gf, and your car is 20 years old, you know you have a problem.
You going through menopause? Lately you've been bitchy.
She's a year older than my car, and I'm only being a dick to the fake RHMT mods... although since I've been publicly bitching about you guys, the people who've been bitching to me haven't been bitching to me. So, check yo-self, sucka!
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THere is always the M-80 in it's ass trick. I'm a little curious as to what would actually happen...
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Haha. Dude, check your pm's on Kawiforums plz. I like the anal M80 though
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http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE55D1AY20090614 (http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE55D1AY20090614)
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i feed "cats" watermelon and freid chicken sprinkled with rat poison. O0
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he showed back up, played the 'kitty kitty come here kitty' card, grabbed the fucker and snapped his neck before he knew what was coming
Gangsta.
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he showed back up, played the 'kitty kitty come here kitty' card, grabbed the fucker and snapped his neck before he knew what was coming
Gangsta.
yes
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poisoned
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Damn dude you couldn't stop with just one ???
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-national/20090617/US.Cats.Mutilated/ (http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-national/20090617/US.Cats.Mutilated/)
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he showed back up, played the 'kitty kitty come here kitty' card, grabbed the fucker and snapped his neck before he knew what was coming
haha awesome!
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i had a feral black cat show up. jumped our 16 year old tortise cat, almost killed her
he dissapeared for a week, showed back up.
i had a misfire, twice, with the .22
turns out my bolt is junk, oh well. worked fine before
he showed back up, played the 'kitty kitty come here kitty' card, grabbed the fucker and snapped his neck before he knew what was coming
don't get me wrong, cats are awesome if you take care of them as kittens, most of the cats (all but 1-2) we have, are from stray/abandonment/etc. but leave them to roam and they become mobile white trash that mooch more off of you than the entire mexican population off of usa. then the fuckers need put down
I call BS. A cat will fuck you up with those claws with the quickness.