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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: colt45 on June 18, 2009, 03:37:06 AM

Title: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: colt45 on June 18, 2009, 03:37:06 AM: so stuff wont get into your lungs

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/ (http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/)

cliffs: dude inhales seed, fir tree sprouts in lungs.

link has nothing to do with boobies, but boobies are the win

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boobieforums.com%2Fphotos%2Fwatermark.php%3Ffile%3D78682&hash=380b5d9c1f075ea4bb2538218fa51f4f4a865e64)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boobieforums.com%2Fphotos%2Fwatermark.php%3Ffile%3D52133&hash=79bb4468a9d096155bfb20dd853877fe30dee3dd)
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: 5thgenlx on June 18, 2009, 07:01:06 AM: thats fucking weird...like lazy boobs, tits all pointin in different directions and shit...fuckn weird
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: jagojon3 on June 18, 2009, 08:30:17 AM: Quote from: 5thgenlx on June 18, 2009, 07:01:06 AM
thats fucking weird...like lazy boobs, tits all pointin in different directions and shit...fuckn weird

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: 92CXyD on June 18, 2009, 09:27:24 AM: Quote from: 5thgenlx on June 18, 2009, 07:01:06 AM
thats fucking weird...like lazy boobs, tits all pointin in different directions and shit...fuckn weird

I take it you are into fake boobs or jailbait boobs. ;D
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: jagojon3 on June 18, 2009, 10:14:23 AM: Nice real tits point outward a bit. The theory is so the mother can breastfeed two babies at a time.
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: Doug on June 18, 2009, 10:51:29 AM: That would suck ass

This was on the top link. He must be looking in all the wrong places.

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/04/imjusttoobig/ (http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/04/imjusttoobig/)
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: Urban Indian on June 18, 2009, 06:02:08 PM: http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/ (http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/)

hairdressor gets robbed, ties him up and fucks his brains out for 3 days(she feeds him & buys new jeans) then he sues her.

funny
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: Doug on June 18, 2009, 06:07:35 PM: Quote from: Urban Indian on June 18, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/ (http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/)

hairdressor gets robbed, ties him up and fucks his brains out for 3 days(she feeds him & buys new jeans) then he sues her.

funny

Haha, damn, pending what she looks like I wouldn't complain at all. Probably ask for her number.
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: Conceptz-X on June 18, 2009, 06:36:45 PM: Why the fuck would you file charges? If she was hot or especially if she was fugly, I'd never tell a fucking sole.

ok, if she was hot, I'd have told her to tape that shit and we could sell it. Or brag to some buddies about it
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: Doug on June 18, 2009, 06:37:52 PM: It was in russia so probably some haggard chick, then again most thieves aren't the cream of the crop though.
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: 5thgenlx on June 18, 2009, 09:11:43 PM: Quote from: jagojon3 on June 18, 2009, 08:30:17 AM
Quote from: 5thgenlx on June 18, 2009, 07:01:06 AM
thats fucking weird...like lazy boobs, tits all pointin in different directions and shit...fuckn weird

What are you talking about?

you've never seen the lazy boob? like a lazy eye but its a boob. one tit's looking at the ground while the other is looking at the sky or ones checking out the scenery while the others tryin to drive. maybe i look at tits too much but a lotta chicks tits don't all point normal
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: 92CXyD on June 19, 2009, 12:35:16 AM: Checkout the most beautiful Russian sportswomen :
http://www.mosnews.com/gallery/1500.phtml (http://www.mosnews.com/gallery/1500.phtml) ;D

Shame no redheads. :'(
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: Teg2boo on June 19, 2009, 12:46:53 AM: Kournikova is not there, I'm disapointed.
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: SDRAWKCAB on June 19, 2009, 10:06:57 AM: Quote from: Urban Indian on June 18, 2009, 06:02:08 PM
http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/ (http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/)

hairdressor gets robbed, ties him up and fucks his brains out for 3 days(she feeds him & buys new jeans) then he sues her.

funny
That sounds like a porn.
Title: Re: cover your mouth - NWS
Post by: darksol2005 on June 20, 2009, 06:16:08 PM: Quote
She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

You really can't make that shit up. I also don't feel bad for him. I've always wanted a haircut with a happy ending