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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Joseph Davis on July 01, 2009, 06:48:06 PM

Title: Choke
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 01, 2009, 06:48:06 PM
So I just saw it was available on PPV.  Has anyone seen it?  Because it's based on one of the best books of the last decade.
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Robb on July 01, 2009, 07:32:40 PM
BuMP cause nobody here reads or has any clue what your talking about.

Cliffs pls on why we should waste our bandwidth to illegally download this movie.
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Minor Threat on July 01, 2009, 07:42:22 PM
You saw what they did to fight club
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: jagojon3 on July 01, 2009, 07:44:54 PM
Good movie, saw it in theatres. TcelT's old avatar with the chick in the pink tank top jogging is from that movie  :noel:
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: t_cel_t on July 01, 2009, 07:50:52 PM
no thats click
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: jagojon3 on July 01, 2009, 07:51:36 PM
Are you serious? I gotta go watch that part of choke again, chick in a pink tank top running in slow mo fo sho
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: t_cel_t on July 01, 2009, 07:51:38 PM
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi124.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp26%2FYohdono%2Favatar_ireesha_ireesha_hjwmgmvthumb.gif&hash=921ff2df5dd18c0ba3437ca704a901370d7dd142)
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Sinister on July 01, 2009, 07:52:51 PM
Yeah that's definitely from click w/ adam sandler. Best part of the movie imo  :yes:
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: shadow on July 01, 2009, 07:53:07 PM
info on book

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choke_(novel) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choke_(novel))


info on movie:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choke_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choke_(film))

Title: Re: Choke
Post by: BoostedSchemes on July 01, 2009, 07:54:38 PM
movie is shit you old fuck
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 01, 2009, 07:55:44 PM
Yeah, but as long as whomever is making it isn't a homosexual with a political agenda I don't think it could be messed up too badly.

Fight Club The Movieâ„¢'s homoerotic fantasy undercurrent was disturbing especially when the book was about the heterosexual relationship between Marla and Joe, and the plot was moved forward by Tyler's jealousy in a typical (atypical?) heterosexual ex-boyfriend fashion.  What was even more disturbing than that was watching all the theoretically heterosexual teenage boys flip out about the movie... just like they did for the Hellraiser movies inspired by the talented yet penis-puffing Clive Barker.  Barker consulted on the first movie, and the female cenobite was introduced for white middle class acceptability only to have white middle class America flip out about Barker's favorite, the dude in the leather dress.
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 01, 2009, 08:03:02 PM
So you've seen the Choke I'm talking about, Wilberger?
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: BoostedSchemes on July 01, 2009, 08:06:06 PM
the movie tried to appeal to high school boys so you can watch it with rawr

its garbage i hope they dont go after any more of chucks sperm snuffling books but if they do i hope they do diary and his short stories about colons being sucked out of peoples ass cheekkkkk
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 01, 2009, 09:06:33 PM
So you've seen the Choke I'm talking about, Wilberger?
Nope

So you're just wasting my time.  Typical.
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: j.h.christ on July 01, 2009, 09:22:34 PM
So you've seen the Choke I'm talking about, Wilberger?
Nope

So you're just wasting my time.  Typical.

hey, he's a college student. he's smart.
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 01, 2009, 10:42:42 PM
So you've seen the Choke I'm talking about, Wilberger?
Nope

So you're just wasting my time.  Typical.

hey, he's a college student. he's smart.

He's average.
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: 5thgenlx on July 02, 2009, 06:18:40 AM
 choke book, awesome. movie, meh. fight club book, awesome. movie, awesome but shit compared to the book. worth the download, not paying money for
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Joseph Davis on October 04, 2009, 03:04:06 PM
Choke's available on OnDemand!!!
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Joseph Davis on October 04, 2009, 03:52:12 PM
Choke on a dick.

Your mind would go there.
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Joseph Davis on October 04, 2009, 04:05:13 PM
Your mind always goes to stretched out women's anuses... so what's that diff?

I don't know where to begin.  Did your mom or dad ever tell you about the birds and the bees?
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: j.h.christ on October 04, 2009, 06:21:49 PM
  Did your mom or dad ever tell you about the birds and the bees?

no, his late night sneaky uncle did
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: 5thgenlx on October 04, 2009, 08:24:36 PM
meh. its not bad. preferred the book myself. its worth downloading though
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: BoostedSchemes on October 05, 2009, 01:25:34 AM
fuuuuuck you guys
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Phate on October 05, 2009, 01:44:20 AM
I've been getting heavily into Chuck Palahniuk in the last year or so.  I really liked both the book and movie versions of fightclub.  Book was a whole lot better though.  Haven't gotten to read choke yet.  Only one of his I haven't read yet other than stranger than fiction.  Its next on my reading list after I finish reading the Hunter S. Thompson book I have now.

oh, and if you want a really great mindfuck book, read Rant (also by Palahniuk).  You will not see the end coming.
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: jeffsciv23 on October 05, 2009, 01:44:47 AM
fuck it im bored tonight, ill download it. hell ive already decided to get beer and throw together a visible wankel motor model kit from the 70's why not lol

i download stupidier movies on my own, shit i watched Across the Hall lastnight lol. what a waste
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: jeffsciv23 on October 05, 2009, 06:56:04 AM
never seen that one but i just got done watching this shit movie and im very dissapointed that JD would have even brought it up, thought it was kinda funny she was a patient though
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Zarcorp on October 05, 2009, 06:17:57 PM
Movie sucked.

Palahniuk is hit or miss.

JD is an aging hipster.
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Joseph Davis on October 05, 2009, 08:29:00 PM
I read the book 6-7 years ago.  I was still marginally hip then, these days not at all.

It's still THE funniest book I've read in a decade.
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Robb on October 06, 2009, 09:42:25 AM
I read the book 6-7 years ago.  I was still marginally hip then, these days not at all.

It's still THE funniest book I've read in a decade.

You let me borrow it and its been sitting on my dresser without so much as the first page turned. Ill get around to it one of these days.  :P
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Joseph Davis on October 06, 2009, 10:34:16 AM
I read the book 6-7 years ago.  I was still marginally hip then, these days not at all.

It's still THE funniest book I've read in a decade.

You let me borrow it and its been sitting on my dresser without so much as the first page turned. Ill get around to it one of these days.  :P

Your loss, dude.  Seriously.  You will burst out laughing every third to fourth page. 
Title: Re: Choke
Post by: Zarcorp on October 06, 2009, 06:44:08 PM
pfffffffttttttttttttzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.