:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: That Guy on July 07, 2009, 03:42:31 AM
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Thought this would be good for a laugh, what a tool :?:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Honda-Civic-Pro-Race-Car-2000-Honda-Civic-Fully-Built-From-Bottom-Top-race-car_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ65Q3a12Q7c66Q3a4Q7c39Q3a1Q7c72Q3a1171Q7c293Q3a4Q7c294Q3a200QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem2ea668c939QQitemZ200360380729QQptZUSQ5fCarsQ5fTrucks (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Honda-Civic-Pro-Race-Car-2000-Honda-Civic-Fully-Built-From-Bottom-Top-race-car_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ65Q3a12Q7c66Q3a4Q7c39Q3a1Q7c72Q3a1171Q7c293Q3a4Q7c294Q3a200QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem2ea668c939QQitemZ200360380729QQptZUSQ5fCarsQ5fTrucks)
Also its a low 9 second b20
I pitty the fool who buys this
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haha bov looks like a ching chong, ive seen nicer setups on here.
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I like the wheels, always wanted a set for my GT6/Spit.
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What the hell is so bad about the stock tach where everybody needs to put a hideous huge ass tach on their dash?
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"Green neon lighting underneath"
OH SNAP
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I like how it has a water pump though. thats nice, you only get those on Race Cars.
Got a quality tach too, only the good ones read 1800 RPM chillin.
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi7.ebayimg.com%2F07%2Fi%2F001%2F0c%2Fb3%2F4522_12.JPG&hash=835498a38da62086637bf01349615ea19a104fda)
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I somehow doubt it flows 50psi worth of exhaust through what looks like a <3" down pipe.
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50psi worth of bull-shit flows through this guys ad tho lol
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700-800hp, all motor garett turbo.
Well, what is it? all motor or turboed? How much power does it make, 700 or 800?
Someone is getting ripped the hell off.
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700-800hp, all motor garett turbo.
Well, what is it? all motor or turboed? How much power does it make, 700 or 800?
Someone is getting ripped the hell off.
It it's all motor & turbo and makes 700 & 800 hp.
Lets start a bidding war and get it to $50k then just claim that someone else accessed your account to place the bid after the auction like the fuckers do on mine.
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I asked for proof of HP claims and track times, we'll see what I get in response.
Anyone notice this?
" 0 miles on motor and tranny "
Wait, what?
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700-800hp, all motor garett turbo.
Well, what is it? all motor or turboed? How much power does it make, 700 or 800?
Someone is getting ripped the hell off.
It has zero miles. That means it was never tuned.
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I like how it says that it has 11.5in Front M/T Slicks, then just down from that it says, 13 1/2 in. wide racing slicks. WTF?! DIAF
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u'll be at 750hp and running 9's without spray
but with spray, u could be in the 8's
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He post he would take offers. ;D
Someone should offer him a 0.01usd ;D
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I asked for proof of HP claims and track times, we'll see what I get in response.
Anyone notice this?
" 0 miles on motor and tranny "
Wait, what?
i caught that as well
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I asked for proof of HP claims and track times, we'll see what I get in response.
Anyone notice this?
" 0 miles on motor and tranny "
Wait, what?
i caught that as well
not only did i catch that, i also caught some kind of handicap from reading all the capital letters and nonsense in that ad.
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Must have completely rebuilt it after making 700 & 800hp on the dyno then running a 9 sec 1/4.
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//facepalm
Dear dyaklich,
right now its in dallas at honda tuning with tony the owner i waiting for the dyno sheets aand the car should be within a week its a sick ride tops out 225 245 it is a slepper everything done i have reciepts for the 197,000 i out in this is a drag car it has 0 miles this a competing right now for the faster honda in the world against chuck the owner of alternative motorsports give him a call and ask about the ride its of reno in okc oklahoma it would be worth your while
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I don't even know what to say. It's so stupid I'm at a loss for words.
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dude how much crack do you need to smoke to be that dumb. O0
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The sad thing is a grown ass man probably wrote that. I mean id like to think its a dumbass teenager but, probably not.
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Dude it's quite possibly the faster honda in the world. You need to show the guy some respecht.
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//facepalm
Dear dyaklich,
right now its in dallas at honda tuning with tony the owner i waiting for the dyno sheets aand the car should be within a week its a sick ride tops out 225 245 it is a slepper everything done i have reciepts for the 197,000 i out in this is a drag car it has 0 miles this a competing right now for the faster honda in the world against chuck the owner of alternative motorsports give him a call and ask about the ride its of reno in okc oklahoma it would be worth your while
ok i think i can translate:
dear minister,
right now the car is in dallas, at honda tuning. the car is in the possesion of tony the owner of the shop. i am waiting for the dyno results, which i should get in a week. its a very fast car, its top speed is about 225-245. the car is a sleeper. i have reciepts for all my the work, totaling to 197,000. i should make this a dedicated track car, as its competing for the title of fastest honda in the world against chuck, the owner of alternative motorsports. if you want you can give call a chuck and he will tell you about it.
lol, im bored, and have no clue what the last sentence is trying to say.
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Holy shit invite this dude to the site. I motherfucking know OCZC wants to sponsor this car.
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Wow, sinister, you really went 110% on this one. Thanks for the great laugh. I wonder how old the owner is?
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Someone Nigerian scam this dumb ass, he's begging for it.
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I bought it kids calm down.
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1750$ blow off valve, i called the guys they didnt know what the fuck i was talking about..
so it tops out at 225 or 245? wich one is it? isnt that a world record? would the gear ratio on that tranny allow for it? or is it a magical tranny because it has "LSD" written on it with a sharpie it can go mach1
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1750$ blow off valve, i called the guys they didnt know what the fuck i was talking about..
You mean they were unaware of the car/auction?
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Should report it as a fraud to Ebay.
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Reported for reporting.
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chuck norris built that car so its worth it.
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We should call and ask for "Chuck, the owner of Alternative Lifestyle Motorsports."
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Should report it as a fraud to Ebay.
Ebay told me to fuck off and buy a chinesse turbo
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"Stupid round eye, why you talk shit on our turbo's, we make fine quawity product that flood and destroy your market, you buy now round eye or you get out my stow!!"
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auctions like this make me wanna be the winning bidder, get his address and go kick his ass, with video O0
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197000? jesus that guy is hardcore