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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: ironcrx on July 23, 2009, 05:57:54 PM

Title: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: ironcrx on July 23, 2009, 05:57:54 PM
Hello nigs, nogs, mexicans, jew, wop, guidos, trash, and anything lower in our society.

My name is notimportantenough and im a broke ass college student praying to boost my car some day.  Ive lurked for a a long time and only posted every once in a while.  I dont think I have ever done a proper intro post.  Ive been meaning to but Im also lazy as hell.

I got most of the shit needed for boosting my 90 crx si with its D16Z6 motor.
Motor is all stock.  I got a ported and polished Z6 head from a friend I gotta adjust and them put in.  It will be a nice step up since my current one is beat up and ticking and a piece of shit.
Turbo set up will be a t25 (from a nissan)
Got all the turbo jazz and parts except electronic stuff.
I only need moates, wide band, and a few gauges (or the neptune tuner view)  But im broke.
Fuck listing my worthless shit that every other guy has.  Ill bug you guys aobut help later when I feel like it

A lonely pic of the car:
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi22.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb314%2Firon_forrix%2FCAR%2Fcar1.jpg%3Ft%3D1248385701&hash=f7fc8d2b4288143da96d2f9ff40308c827b5d397)

Some quick porn (I advise against visiting the web address in the pics.  Its not for the faint of heart)
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgalleries.payserve.com%2F1%2F32511%2F27787%2Fimages%2F5.jpg&hash=81a9a816da4cec33dee635e274d2ec782eb40df7)
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallys.realitykings.com%2Fbn%2F414%2Fbea-012.jpg&hash=d9b1b10e25775f6f9c5b3e59564dbbaffafb9306)
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgallys.realitykings.com%2Fbn%2F698%2F7.jpg&hash=59bd4fc37446297694a5968c09ea91bd53cb9888)

Tada. Short and simple.  If I get immersed better and like my acceptance AND figure out how to convert and upload a cell phone video, ill put up a quick vid of my ex.  O0

VIDEO HERE +++> http://www.haporn.com/video/337070e004b8219cef10/an_ex/ (http://www.haporn.com/video/337070e004b8219cef10/an_ex/)  :yes: :yes: :yes:

Gettign a program to convert cell phone videos to anything reasonable is fucking retarded and hard.  also that watermark in the middle is from the shitty converted I downloaded in a hurry to make it work. 
 
Props to any nogs who can stick that video in the proper coding so it shows up on here.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: 92CXyD on July 23, 2009, 05:59:43 PM
pron fail  ;D

All I see is the CRX nothing else. :?:
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: ironcrx on July 23, 2009, 06:02:28 PM
yea yea yea I failed.

Ill fix that shit

Give me good site to share with, youl get the goods
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: crxvtec91 on July 23, 2009, 06:21:26 PM
DIE!!!
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: ryan89crx on July 23, 2009, 06:42:36 PM
fuck yourself ricer

i like your attitude so far
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: ironcrx on July 23, 2009, 08:00:52 PM
fuck yourself ricer

i like your attitude so far

Fuck you first you piece of shit.

Thanks

The hood is the only rice shit on my car.  I got a deal on it since my stock one was all fucked up

More pics later.  Cant now.  Eat my shit.  Thanks for your kind words.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: Ntrain2k on July 23, 2009, 08:24:33 PM
This guy is going to fit right in.

Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: Towdogg on July 23, 2009, 08:33:03 PM
Its raining newbs.....
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: j.h.christ on July 23, 2009, 08:40:35 PM
Fuck you first you piece of shit.

Thanks

The hood is the only rice shit on my car.  I got a deal on it since my stock one was all fucked up

More pics later.  Cant now.  Eat my shit.  Thanks for your kind words.

you're a real life faggot, hilmar. get the fuck out.

proof? here ya go.... btw, nice live strong bracelet. i bet you love gamecube and dave matthews too.

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fc1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F121%2Fl_13bcfc53a9ac2119d3bc06d85905c574.jpg&hash=67322f6f86751af287faf3692aa5f833156f029b)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fc1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F67%2Fl_14399b19ffff652a41d3928222faf70c.jpg&hash=0783296ad9d5489a2c38348bf6d71fb8a5f93f28)



Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: CSaddict on July 23, 2009, 09:47:57 PM
Disturbing. Get the vid of the ex up STAT.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: ryan89crx on July 23, 2009, 10:27:52 PM
This guy is going to fit right in.


:yes:
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: crxvtec91 on July 23, 2009, 11:28:40 PM
Disturbing. Get the vid of the ex up STAT.

Time 10 or ban :evil:
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: ironcrx on July 24, 2009, 12:13:06 AM
Fuck you first you piece of shit.

Thanks

The hood is the only rice shit on my car.  I got a deal on it since my stock one was all fucked up

More pics later.  Cant now.  Eat my shit.  Thanks for your kind words.

you're a real life faggot, hilmar. get the fuck out.

proof? here ya go.... btw, nice live strong bracelet. i bet you love gamecube and dave matthews too.

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fc1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F121%2Fl_13bcfc53a9ac2119d3bc06d85905c574.jpg&hash=67322f6f86751af287faf3692aa5f833156f029b)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fc1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F67%2Fl_14399b19ffff652a41d3928222faf70c.jpg&hash=0783296ad9d5489a2c38348bf6d71fb8a5f93f28)





Ah, I see what you did there.

Id give you +rep points if this forum could fucking do it. 

I wear a live strong bracelet because I FUCKING HAD CANCER.  So if its ok with you, please go to one of the cancerous material storage facilities in Illinois where my parts were sent to, find my rotted testicle in a jar, and eat it faggot!

Yea I had ball cancer.  Got my nut taken out on my 18th b-day. woop to my one nut ass.

Video of the ex when I find a site that isnt shit about hosting personal porn shit

Also: I added some quick porn.  Not what I wanted, but finding a good hosting side for nudes is HARD!

Now.  If i can get a lead on sharing a video, youl get a vid of an ex of mine fingering herself.  Ill give the goods cause I fucking said I would.  Just being held up by technically bullshit.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: Doug on July 24, 2009, 03:24:34 AM
http://haporn.com/upload.php (http://haporn.com/upload.php) for hosting?

Also the hood is gay, as long as you bought it because it was cheap and not because you liked it I guess it would be ok.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: 97Econobox on July 24, 2009, 09:43:56 AM
Can i call you the Uniballer?
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: Ntrain2k on July 24, 2009, 09:48:09 AM
Can i call you the Uniballer?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: ironcrx on July 24, 2009, 10:07:39 AM
Can i call you the Uniballer?

By all means do so

Ive been going with that nickname for 3 years now.

One Nut, uniballer, whatevs

http://haporn.com/upload.php (http://haporn.com/upload.php) for hosting?

Also the hood is gay, as long as you bought it because it was cheap and not because you liked it I guess it would be ok.
I got it for 70 bucks local in perfect shape from this pair of  O0.  I couldnt find a stock hood locally to save my life or anything at a good price.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: E-b0la on July 24, 2009, 10:09:56 AM
good save on the porn.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 24, 2009, 10:36:39 AM
The porn is worthy?  Fuck I'll have to check that out when I get to a computer.  :)
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: j.h.christ on July 24, 2009, 10:52:29 AM
Fuck you first you piece of shit.

Thanks

The hood is the only rice shit on my car.  I got a deal on it since my stock one was all fucked up

More pics later.  Cant now.  Eat my shit.  Thanks for your kind words.

you're a real life faggot, hilmar. get the fuck out.

proof? here ya go.... btw, nice live strong bracelet. i bet you love gamecube and dave matthews too.

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fc1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F121%2Fl_13bcfc53a9ac2119d3bc06d85905c574.jpg&hash=67322f6f86751af287faf3692aa5f833156f029b)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fc1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F67%2Fl_14399b19ffff652a41d3928222faf70c.jpg&hash=0783296ad9d5489a2c38348bf6d71fb8a5f93f28)





Ah, I see what you did there.

Id give you +rep points if this forum could fucking do it. 

I wear a live strong bracelet because I FUCKING HAD CANCER.  So if its ok with you, please go to one of the cancerous material storage facilities in Illinois where my parts were sent to, find my rotted testicle in a jar, and eat it faggot!

Yea I had ball cancer.  Got my nut taken out on my 18th b-day. woop to my one nut ass.

Video of the ex when I find a site that isnt shit about hosting personal porn shit

Also: I added some quick porn.  Not what I wanted, but finding a good hosting side for nudes is HARD!

Now.  If i can get a lead on sharing a video, youl get a vid of an ex of mine fingering herself.  Ill give the goods cause I fucking said I would.  Just being held up by technically bullshit.

hmm, you had cancer so now it's cool to bone other dudes? doesn't compute for me, but then again i don't suck my buddies dick. guess i'm just old fashioned.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: rawr on July 24, 2009, 10:59:22 AM
If you only have one ball then it's only half gay.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: Doug on July 24, 2009, 11:02:20 AM
The porn is worthy?  Fuck I'll have to check that out when I get to a computer.  :)

Eh, not really
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: DRQPQUT on July 24, 2009, 11:10:09 AM
welcome nig
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: ironcrx on July 24, 2009, 12:45:34 PM

hmm, you had cancer so now it's cool to bone other dudes? doesn't compute for me, but then again i don't suck my buddies dick. guess i'm just old fashioned.

Assuring my alpha male position obviously.  You dont suck your buddies dick only because its covered in shit each time hes finished balls-deep ass fucking you.  No faggots should ever be force fed his own shit when he doesnt want it.  Loving your Patrick Bateman avatar though


The porn is good, but My original intentions were much better.  Unfortunately the site they are from doesnt allow forum image sharing from their site.  Fuckers.

When I get off work tonight youl get some ex gf stuff one way or another.  Then all the rhmt nogs can jerk, tug, and pull themselves to real ex gf shit.

Oh and thanks for all the warm welcomes.  Each and every one of you.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: 90boostdaccord on July 24, 2009, 12:52:33 PM
i vote ban if you don't pull through
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: QikEnuF on July 24, 2009, 01:17:51 PM
Why ban someone that seems like they will do fine here?

Welcome, but make sure to post ex-gf porn
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: j.h.christ on July 24, 2009, 01:23:23 PM
Assuming my alpha male position obviously
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fc1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages01%2F121%2Fl_13bcfc53a9ac2119d3bc06d85905c574.jpg&hash=67322f6f86751af287faf3692aa5f833156f029b)
granted, human behavior/psychololgy is only a hobby to me, but that doesn't look anything like an alpha male position.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on July 24, 2009, 01:26:31 PM
If you only have one ball then it's only half gay.
[/quote\]


mother to the fucking lulz son
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: imburne on July 24, 2009, 07:05:32 PM
Great taste in porn +1
Bad taste in hoods -1
Homosexual -1
Interracial Homosexual -1
White man taking GREAT jobs from us -1
Registering on RHMT -1
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro
Post by: ironcrx on July 24, 2009, 10:42:15 PM
Great taste in porn +1
Bad taste in hoods -1
Homosexual -1
Interracial Homosexual -1
White man taking GREAT jobs from us -1
Registering on RHMT -1

Im not worried cause I doubt you cant count worth shit.  I sure as hell cant either.

Besides VID OF THE EX LINKED!!! in OP!

And again, FUCK its hard to properly share personal porn and shit on an ex.  I even got 2 or 3 pics to share too.  Thats a new hassle there. fuck.  Work sucked.  Enjoy what I promised you mongoloid cunts. <3
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: dvst8r on July 24, 2009, 11:11:21 PM
Great success!






Well other then that homo activity in the pics, but I think the ex pron is > then.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 25, 2009, 12:42:52 AM
Sweet jebus it looks like there was a truck wreck in that cunt.  Solid work, sir, because that's how we like them around here.   :)
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: ironcrx on July 25, 2009, 12:51:29 AM
wrecked when I was done with it and blew her out making her worthless.  Sorry ahead to any future nogs who might end up stuffing her.  :noel:
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: j.h.christ on July 25, 2009, 03:51:15 AM
REDEEMED

Redeemed--how I love to proclaim it!
Redeemed by the blood of the Lamb;
Redeemed through His infinite mercy,
His child, and forever, I am.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: E-b0la on July 25, 2009, 01:32:39 PM
This is now a grade A+, most excellent n00b post.

Others should take notes.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: AJxr on July 25, 2009, 07:04:33 PM
now before you start your car tomorrow, while the engine is cold... adjust your vavles.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: ironcrx on July 25, 2009, 11:55:37 PM
now before you start your car tomorrow, while the engine is cold... adjust your vavles.

Why on earth would I fucking do that?  I work an 18 hour shift tomorrow so fuck waking up to do that.

Besides, what are you getting at?
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: Doug on July 26, 2009, 05:58:05 AM
wrecked when I was done with it and blew her out making her worthless.  Sorry ahead to any future nogs who might end up stuffing her.  :noel:

Yeah sure you blew it wide open with your monicle.  Don't trick yourself, she's probably had more dick the Jenna Jameson.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: j.h.christ on July 26, 2009, 06:17:53 AM
dont listen to doug, he remains here after never turboing a car, or even wanting to.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: Doug on July 26, 2009, 06:24:36 AM
dont listen to doug, he remains here after never turboing a car, or even wanting to.

I remain confined to GD forever  :'(

OCZC help, I call out to you
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: ironcrx on July 27, 2009, 02:42:30 AM
wrecked when I was done with it and blew her out making her worthless.  Sorry ahead to any future nogs who might end up stuffing her.  :noel:

Yeah sure you blew it wide open with your monicle.  Don't trick yourself, she's probably had more dick the Jenna Jameson.

Oddly enough shes a complete whore now.  A once shy naive girl turned trashy bitch courtesy of the one nut wonder(thats me!)

If I dont get my eprom shit for my turbo build im going to end up like Doug. Worthless.
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 27, 2009, 06:39:19 AM
I'm pretty sure you're already worthless, but you provided porn so I'm willing to never mention that again.

 :)
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: dvst8r on July 27, 2009, 09:59:26 AM
If I dont get my eprom shit for my turbo build im going to end up like Doug. Worthless.

QFT
Title: Re: My cheese ass intro (WITH EX VID!)
Post by: Doug on July 27, 2009, 10:08:37 AM
wrecked when I was done with it and blew her out making her worthless.  Sorry ahead to any future nogs who might end up stuffing her.  :noel:

Yeah sure you blew it wide open with your monicle.  Don't trick yourself, she's probably had more dick the Jenna Jameson.

Oddly enough shes a complete whore now.  A once shy naive girl turned trashy bitch courtesy of the one nut wonder(thats me!)

If I dont get my eprom shit for my turbo build im going to end up like Doug. Worthless.

Been there done that, a few times actually. All women have a inner whore waiting to be released. Funny thing is the worst/best (however you want to look at it) one was a preachers daughter.