:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Travis on August 04, 2009, 11:58:02 PM
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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i see what you did there
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i see what you did there
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ROFLMAO
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lol didnt catch it before t_cel_t's post.
Malade!
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i see what you did there
+1
ROFLMAO
+2
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how much money do you make?
yeah shut the fuck up nobody cares. Deal with it on the way to the bank to cash your $4000 bi-weekly paycheck
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how much money do you make?
yeah shut the fuck up nobody cares. Deal with it on the way to the bank to cash your $4000 bi-weekly paycheck
Ugh.
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its scooby doo for any retards on here
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Levi, didn't they have Scooby Doo in Canada?
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yes we have scooby doo. Except he works in the oil rigs. Unless he bailed on that job recently.
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.nbc13.com%2Fwvtm%2Fgfx.php%3Fmax_width%3D300%26amp%3Bimgfile%3Dimages%2Fuploads%2FOil_Money.jpg&hash=4523683092983760b45abd6400d1a81f401a27a3)
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You definitely need to take 40mg.
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i think 30 was too much
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That throat thing goes away at 40, promise.
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Get the fuck over it. May not be what you want but it's money in the bank. Quit your bitching and give them people a reason to give you a job and move you forward in the company
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Get the fuck over it. May not be what you want but it's money in the bank. Quit your bitching and give them people a reason to give you a job and move you forward in the company
Daryl, are you a self-pwning device?
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Get the fuck over it. May not be what you want but it's money in the bank. Quit your bitching and give them people a reason to give you a job and move you forward in the company
Daryl, are you a self-pwning device?
Actually out of 160+ people I just got called back to work. I was 1 out of 5 in the whole group that got laid off. I was hand picked because I bust my ass and learn all I can to move forward in the company.
Ty for your concerns thought JD
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We need an exploding smiley emoticon. That would fucking rule.
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I like my new sig :noel:
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Get the fuck over it. May not be what you want but it's money in the bank. Quit your bitching and give them people a reason to give you a job and move you forward in the company
Daryl, are you a self-pwning device?
Actually out of 160+ people I just got called back to work. I was 1 out of 5 in the whole group that got laid off. I was hand picked because I bust my ass and learn all I can to move forward in the company.
Ty for your concerns thought JD
I'm glad to hear that, my hard working RHMT boys deserve to be recognizd for their contributions to the world, but please sir reread this thread in it's entirety before posting again.
I like my new sig :noel:
The one that you're too French-Canadian to notice doesn't fit? :mexi:
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I like my new sig :noel:
Congrats. Your sig is almost as obnoxious as Jon's ape head thingy.
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I wonder how many more would have missed it if captain obvious wouldn't have said anything... :P
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Haha, you got me ;D
Is scooby a great dane?
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funny shit ;D
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Is scooby a great dane?
Yes.
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I could not make it fit. Fuck that. :P
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Well done sir. Well done.
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Jesus fuck.
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nice attempt at being original...
(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi26.tinypic.com%2Fx6k1zc.jpg&hash=f54d6665f87620c9ab2c4596e086b9430f4eb2be)
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nice attempt at being original...
Maybe I am wrong here, but according to the date stamp, the rhmt one was done first...
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depends on time zone....based on central time the picture was from 16 minutes before this was posted. :noel:
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that was an awesome punchline bro lo
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how much money do you make?
yeah shut the fuck up nobody cares. Deal with it on the way to the bank to cash your $4000 bi-weekly paycheck
and go collect your tax free gas/cigs and whatever else you savages claim to have. want the shirt off my back too? funny how all i see is white guys working in the patch, no spics/gooks or niggers. lol let me guess, no work ethic you spineless fucks
ps, i started an apprenticeship this week as a plumber :-*
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well known copypasta is well known
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well known copypasta is well known
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how much money do you make?
yeah shut the fuck up nobody cares. Deal with it on the way to the bank to cash your $4000 bi-weekly paycheck
and go collect your tax free gas/cigs and whatever else you savages claim to have. want the shirt off my back too? funny how all i see is white guys working in the patch, no spics/gooks or niggers. lol let me guess, no work ethic you spineless fucks
ps, i started an apprenticeship this week as a plumber :-*
For the record I figured out the Scooby Doo thing and had thought you were making a joke about it relating to your rig pig job.
AND IF I COULD get a job in the oil patch I would, but I can't get hired because apparently indians have a bad rep and they have been generalized into one group, thus I cant get hired.
AND I will collect my taxless gas when i go to reserve land. NIGGA