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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: DRQPQUT on August 21, 2009, 11:49:34 AM

Title: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: DRQPQUT on August 21, 2009, 11:49:34 AM: Im getting married saturday 8/22/2009 ::)actually im blessed ive found someone i want to spend the rest of my life with and its safe to say as long as i dont paint my dashdoard blue she wont be sucking off felonius tatoo artist!!!!!!!!
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Post by: 97Econobox on August 21, 2009, 11:52:06 AM: Sorry to hear abotu the Funeral. Do you have an address where i can send a nice flower arangement for your loss?
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: DRQPQUT on August 21, 2009, 11:53:40 AM: ;D
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Post by: bigdaddyvtec on August 21, 2009, 12:01:17 PM: fuck you. Pick up our tuxes... I dont have time
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Post by: Joseph Davis on August 21, 2009, 12:01:41 PM: Quote from: 97Econobox on August 21, 2009, 11:52:06 AM
Sorry to hear abotu the Funeral. Do you have an address where i can send a nice flower arangement for your loss?

Yeah, what's your wife's favorite flowers? Since what you like, or remotely care about, no longer matters.
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Post by: highroller54 on August 21, 2009, 12:16:27 PM: sorry for your run of bad luck lately :(
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Post by: DRQPQUT on August 21, 2009, 12:35:49 PM: thanks for the vote of confidence guys
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Post by: malichite on August 21, 2009, 12:39:41 PM: My condolences
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Post by: Joseph Davis on August 21, 2009, 01:09:41 PM: I love how the married men are the worst on this subject.

Word to the wise, if you're doing this because she's pregnant - don't. I ended up with custody anyway, your kid(s) are likely better off without a mother.
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: Doug on August 21, 2009, 01:36:58 PM: Quote from: DRQPQUT on August 21, 2009, 11:49:34 AM
Im getting married saturday 8/22/2009 ::)actually im blessed ive found someone i want to spend the rest of my life with and its safe to say as long as i dont paint my dashdoard blue she wont be sucking off felonius tatoo artist!!!!!!!!

You think that now. Once you are married everything will change....for the worst.
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: Robb on August 21, 2009, 02:37:59 PM: This dude who did the formal shit for my wife's wedding (get it?) looked EXACTLY like fucking Kenny Rogers. "Ya gotta know when ta hold em'" lol.

Honeymoon = Vacation. At least you got that to look forward to.
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Post by: hatrack48 on August 21, 2009, 02:46:47 PM: so your girlfriend is getting married
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Post by: MAJORAHOLE on August 21, 2009, 02:57:06 PM: ahh, good luck. honeymoon is the shit, though.
and foget trying to get trashed at your own wedding. cant be done. no time, well at least thats how mine was.
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: colt45 on August 21, 2009, 03:10:26 PM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on August 21, 2009, 12:01:41 PM

Yeah, what's your wife's favorite flowers? Since what you like, or remotely care about, no longer matters.

quoted for God's honest truth
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Post by: 90boostdaccord on August 21, 2009, 04:34:26 PM: where are the pics from the cock funeral? show them hangover style
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Post by: 88dx on August 21, 2009, 05:02:30 PM: where u going for the honeymoon? Good luck and dont let Spiker eat all the cake :mexi:
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Post by: chris on August 21, 2009, 05:20:00 PM: Quote from: 88dx on August 21, 2009, 05:02:30 PM
where u going for the honeymoon? Good luck and dont let Spiker eat all the cake :mexi:

zing
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
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Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: widebody93 on August 23, 2009, 02:48:22 AM: Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 21, 2009, 12:01:17 PM
fuck you. Pick up our tuxes... I dont have time
Do they even make them big enough to fit you two fat fucks?

And good show for the comment directed towards me. :yes: well done sir. If the idear plays out in december I'll be making a trip to your all's neck of the woods with APEX as my D.D.
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: widebody93 on August 23, 2009, 02:50:47 AM: Quote from: 88dx on August 21, 2009, 05:02:30 PM
where u going for the honeymoon? Good luck and dont let Spiker eat all the cake :mexi:
First question ='s the car from the court house
SECOND PART

FUCKING FUNNY SHIT....
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on August 23, 2009, 06:16:17 AM: I prefer Pie, not much of a cake eater... Ive dropped twenty pounds in tgree weeks riding a bike, eating well and going to a gym... Also been fucking someones old lady, you know Jeremy... Kind of what like happened to you,,, hahahaha

anyways, Ceremony was awesome.

Good luck Justin.
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: widebody93 on August 23, 2009, 06:18:07 AM: Brian I call BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE

Going to start a new psot off that. 20 lbs, what you took a shit for the first time?
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on August 23, 2009, 06:20:31 AM: your wife loves my cock and ive been fucking her propperly....

Its the smell that kills me
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: widebody93 on August 23, 2009, 06:32:18 AM: Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 23, 2009, 06:20:31 AM
your wife loves my cock and ive been fucking her propperly....

Its the smell that kills me
Because she like the WIDECACK

Sorry bro they all love my GENES

5'9 157lbs ripped
You know the stud in their life
Your like a left over............... Last minute binge.... Not satisfyin but does the job BARLEY
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on August 23, 2009, 07:49:03 AM: ya... thats why she left you for an even bigger pile of shit...

ok
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: widebody93 on August 23, 2009, 03:18:25 PM: Quote from: bigdaddyvtec on August 23, 2009, 07:49:03 AM
ya... thats why she left you for an even bigger pile of shit...

ok

TURE STORY
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: Joseph Davis on August 23, 2009, 07:34:30 PM: I can't eat a lot of barley, it really dominates a dish. I like to toss it into stews so it's super sparse.
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: 7808 on August 24, 2009, 04:04:54 PM: good luck with that.. enjoy it while its still good or whatever.. everyone i know thats married sucks and hates there life now. and are alcoholics
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: glustic on August 24, 2009, 06:37:27 PM: Quote from: Doug on August 21, 2009, 01:36:58 PM
Quote from: DRQPQUT on August 21, 2009, 11:49:34 AM
Im getting married saturday 8/22/2009 ::)actually im blessed ive found someone i want to spend the rest of my life with and its safe to say as long as i dont paint my dashdoard blue she wont be sucking off felonius tatoo artist!!!!!!!!

You think that now. Once you are married everything will change....for the worst.

+1 Shit fucking changes the moment you say I do
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: j.h.christ on August 24, 2009, 06:43:15 PM: Quote from: widebody93 on August 23, 2009, 06:32:18 AM
5'9 157lbs ripped

you're still a fucking midget
Title: Re: ******COMITTING SUICIDE 2morrow******
Post by: widebody93 on August 24, 2009, 06:55:09 PM: True story. lol
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Post by: Joseph Davis on August 25, 2009, 09:15:37 AM: Uh... :-X