:::RHMT::: Real Home Made Turbo
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: colt45 on August 27, 2009, 12:21:11 AM
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so like its kinda weird when a girl says "i love you," when im balls deep.
even more so when its the first time with the new girlfriend/booty-stash/bar-hoe.
booty-stash is = to a fuck buddy
girlfriend is = to one and only one booty-stash
bar-hoe = no holds barred
i can understand if she was my girlfriend getting feelings. hell, it's happened to me. and maybe even a little with the booty-stash, but never during the first round
when the bar hoe say's "i love you" it's like RED ALERT cause i'm probably not gonna see her again.
what do you guys do when you hear those words the first round??
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i would prolly make sure i am using my own condom. her's are prolly sabotaged.
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Finish your business, get the fuck out of there, and don't ever call back or answer a call again.
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and definitely blow it in her face.
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Beat her since she will take it since she loves you. Then I have my pitbulls maul her.
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4 counts of SOLID advice. You know what to do.
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put it in her ass and see if she still loves you ?
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Wear a dome and keep her around until morning so you can slip a morning after pill into her coffee. Then never contact her again.
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I have not had this happen in a while. But I usually just blow it off and when done skeeting on her POT Ill offer her a towel and if she says yes I will throw her shirt to her and give her the hint.
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i'd probably get tested...
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i'd probably get tested...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Only you would do dirty chics with not doing a back ground check with your pals
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i'd probably get tested...
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
It's not funny, and is the best advice yet. Seriously, fuck her and worry about yourself.
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when the bar hoe say's "i love you" it's like RED ALERT cause i'm probably not gonna see her again.
Welcome to florida nigga!
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Beat her since she will take it since she loves you. Then I have my pitbulls maul her.
Perfect advice. While she sleeps bust one on her face, then goto her bathroom, leave the biggest longest hugest log you can on the toilet seat, then proceed to the kitchen and steal/eat all the food. you = win
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Donkey Punch.
try it
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If she really loves you, she would have brought her sister/friend into the mix. Saying I love you the first time is the sign of an unstable female.
I met a chick at the bar the other night and took her home. She told me to hold her down, slap her, and choke her mid stride and I was like WTF? She kept insisting, and when I did it she looked at me and said "I'm not afraid of you!" ??? I think Daddy ruined her. I just dropped the kids off in her mouth and walked her out.
Needless to say I don't talk to her.
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if she says "i love you" while fuckign she is probly meaning is "i love fucking you". at least thats th eway i take it when it happens and respond with a "oh yeah you love this dick huh?" lol.
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I met a chick at the bar the other night and took her home. She told me to hold her down, slap her, and choke her mid stride and I was like WTF? She kept insisting, and when I did it she looked at me and said "I'm not afraid of you!" ??? I think Daddy ruined her. I just dropped the kids off in her mouth and walked her out.
Needless to say I don't talk to her.
:?: LOL... wow.
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The advice here is pretty weak guys. Steal her credit cards,rob her house beat her the works
Who the fuck are these girls you guys are fucking,my god. I have railed numerous strippers, girl who became a pretty famous pornstar and an ungodly amount of young tail. About the most unstable group of females in the world and never had anything like this happen.
The girl to tell you they love you right away means they think your a fuckin punk will go and be CAPTAIN SAVE A HOE!!!!!
Its called gaming and it what these hoes do to get punks to take care of theirs and play daddy to a kid who wont even be yours.
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You faggots need to stop "making love" to these crazy women. Treat them like the disposable cum dumpsters they deserve. Get rough, back hand to the jaw, get your nut get a sammich, and get on with your life.
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if she says "i love you" while fuckign she is probly meaning is "i love fucking you". at least thats th eway i take it when it happens and respond with a "oh yeah you love this dick huh?" lol.
this is also how i take it but i have other choice degrading words
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Like others have said worry about yourself... Fuck the bitch maybe a few times, at least one in the ass. Bust one on her eyelids so she cant see when she first wakes up, shit in her living room and then leave.
Assuming she doesnt have your real phone number and name.
Fixed :noel:
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Assuming she doesnt have your real phone number and name.
Fixed
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shit in her living room and then leave.
most funny advice ever
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I say find out if she really loves you and post the the nudes........... :yes:
Sounds like you need to work these hoes.....
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pop her eyeball out with a fork and skull fuck her, spider web her hair, turn oven on high and shit on plate, insert into oven with door wide open, put her cat/dog in microwave on high, flush her cell phone, cut phone lines, slash tires and leave.
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pop her eyeball out with a fork and skull fuck her, spider web her hair, turn oven on high and shit on plate, insert into oven with door wide open, put her cat/dog in microwave on high, flush her cell phone, cut phone lines, slash tires and leave.
Thats a little over the top.
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pop her eyeball out with a fork and skull fuck her, spider web her hair, turn oven on high and shit on plate, insert into oven with door wide open, put her cat/dog in microwave on high, flush her cell phone, cut phone lines, slash tires and leave.
Thats a little over the top.
I disagree, over the top would be busting on her face while she sleeps specifically her eyes so she is blind, and then setting her house on fire and boarding up the doors.
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turn oven on high and shit on plate, insert into oven with door wide open,
The broiler spoiler!