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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: ApexSilver06MR on August 28, 2009, 06:29:51 PM
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i go in for the vasectomy...
has anyone else gotten their balls cut?
ive been hearing horror stories...
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Your penis will fall off
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ive been hearing horror stories...
well yeah, they're going to cut shit off your johnson. i don't imagine you'll hear anything but horror stories.
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Deebo haz hiz jankjank snipped, heem angry hemi now
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bout time nog. you needed to tie that thing in a knot a few kids ago ;D
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Plant your ASS in one spot and stay there for a week. Dont attempt to lift anything not even a spoon. Be lazy and stay at the tv.
Friend got his done and went to play put put and woke up to major swelling.
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Have her get her shit done..... Why you gotta do it and not her..... ???
I wouldn't do it.....
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why stop at 9 kids
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just thinking about it makes my balls ache. MY ACHING BALLSSSS
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you should have done this like 6 kids ago dooder. its a vagina not a clown car.
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i've had a few buddies do it. one said his balls swelled up like oranges and had to ice them for a few days. other two had minimal swelling and no issues
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Have her get her shit done..... Why you gotta do it and not her..... ???
It's an invasive surgery on females with numerous complications, and outpatient surgery on males that is only fucked up if you don't follow the doctor's orders.
why stop at 9 kids
+1
The oldest ones raise the youngest ones for you. All you have to do is bring in the cheddar.
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Have her get her shit done..... Why you gotta do it and not her..... ???
It's an invasive surgery on females with numerous complications, and outpatient surgery on males that is only fucked up if you don't follow the doctor's orders.
why stop at 9 kids
+1
The oldest ones raise the youngest ones for you. All you have to do is bring in the cheddar.
Roffl! You could do it how the pligs do it here... Fuck get married to a few more wives have them work while you sit and work on your CRX. Create an empire.
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I had to go under when I did it, but only because initial needles without adivan put me out. From what I hear while you're awake doing it, you'll only feel the numbing shot. After it get's done, it really isn't as bad as everyone (that's never done it) says it is. You wear tighty whiteys or whatever for about 4 days, the first one being uncomfortable, and by the third you should be at 90% good.
Just be sure to wax the wilson like 10 times before you raw dog it and think you're safe.
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new medical research has shown that up to 2/3 of all vasectomies reverse themselves within 20-25 years....
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Just be sure to wax the wilson like 10 times before you raw dog it and think you're safe.
purge your sawsss
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Just be sure to wax the wilson like 10 times before you raw dog it and think you're safe.
purge your sawsss
x10 On that. Make sure you get laid at least 40 times before going under....
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who the hell can jerk off 10 times a day
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Nobody said it had to be in one day, superstar.
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who the hell can jerk off 10 times a day
:noel:
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I had to go under when I did it, but only because initial needles without adivan put me out. From what I hear while you're awake doing it, you'll only feel the numbing shot. After it get's done, it really isn't as bad as everyone (that's never done it) says it is. You wear tighty whiteys or whatever for about 4 days, the first one being uncomfortable, and by the third you should be at 90% good.
Just be sure to wax the wilson like 10 times before you raw dog it and think you're safe.
yup.....
stevemode got his balls cut???
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His post about going to get them snipped - the first time - was one of the funniest things I've ever read on either HMT. I don't think I'd have the same reaction if I underwent that procedure, but I'd definitely be nervous as hell.
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I remember nothing of that post, but it'd be fun to see it.
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Shaven sack, laid out on the table. The nurse said you might feel a small sting from the local, came towards your cock with a needle. Next thing you know you come to in a cold sweat, turn to the doc and ask how the procedure went. The doc informs you that the procedure didn't happen; you passed out before they got the needle in and he can't operate unless you are awake. Made you schedule a second appointment.
Nobody really said much when you told the story, probably felt it was wrong to tease you over it. I felt the same way. It was funny as shit, but the humor aspect wasn't as important as the respect due a man who takes his fate in his own hands.
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the hair growing back in is almost the worst part. other than that, you feel like you've been kicked in the nuts for a week or two. nothing major. don't be concerned if the first blank you shoot afterward there is a bit of blood. that's normal.
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Cuting anything down there makes me want to run :?:
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don't be concerned if the first blank you shoot afterward there is a bit of blood. that's normal.
What the hell kinda doctors you have in Canadia? :o
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don't be concerned if the first blank you shoot afterward there is a bit of blood. that's normal.
What the hell kinda doctors you have in Canadia? :o
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Scary shit dude. Good luck. Let us know how it goes. Make sure for the first few days you sit down when you piss. I remember my step dad standing up and trying to pee and he passed the fuck out and had to go get stitches from falling into the bathtub.....lol
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few friends of mine got it done and ive been thinking about doing it also. let me know how bad it is. im just not sure i could be awake during it though. its a pretty cheap surgery right? think a friend of mine said it was like 700 or soemthing like that
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few friends of mine got it done and ive been thinking about doing it also. let me know how bad it is. im just not sure i could be awake during it though. its a pretty cheap surgery right? think a friend of mine said it was like 700 or soemthing like that
i make pretty good money. i am also a family of 6 and wife doesnt work. planned parenthood FTW
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so its free?
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so its free?
yep
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so its free?
yep
You can thank Johnny for it ;)
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Aight. Nigs. Out to the doctors office.
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Wow. I was un aware of this. Good luck nig!
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not sure if I'd let another man handle my sack
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How did it go nig? Feel like someone kick you in the nuts or what?
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he killed himself from the pain/embarrassment
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I'm good right now. Gotta wear a jock strap / breifs for the next 2 weeks.
Yeah. It really does feel like I got hit in the nuts with a 50lb sledge hammer.
Procedure went by okay besides for when they were going for the other side, the anestesia started wearing out and I was able to feel half of the surgery.
They did give me 10mg of vallium before surgery though.
I'm still alive nigs.
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Good to hear. You need to tell the doc you're in a lot of pain... keep the fun going ;D
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My balls and taint area hurt just reading this thread.
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My balls and taint area hurt just reading this thread.
lol....
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should do a write up but without pics lmao. keep us updated, i really want to get this shit done but want more info on the after feeling. plus i dont want the dr makign fun of my herpes hahaha
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About 5 months after my shit was done, the "big line" down the right sack would have pain. Like a nerve pain or sumfin. Doctor told me it was normal up to a year to have a slight pain every once in a while. Haven't had the pain since, but I busted fake babies in half these niggas' pillows. (WhoOOP!!) O0
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Recovery, I have to stay in bed for 2 days
Must wear jockstrap/tighty whities for 2 weeks.
I need to give a semen sample in 10 weeks.
It feels like I got kicked in the juevos really hard.
I should be good though.
I was watching a youtube video on vasectomy last nigh by doctor rich. He did some weird shit to the sac in the very beginning. I never got that. Just a shot of some numbing shit after I took the vallium and it honestly wasn't bad at all besides for some pressure when they were fishing out the vas defrens.
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fishing out the vas defrens.
das efx, what hoe?
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FUCK THAT. FUCK. I'd consider myself a hardcore dude, but I'd have to kill the man that snipped anything near my balls. FUCK. Credit where credit is due though, you gotta have some serious balls to have your balls snipped. FUCK.
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Lol, i'll let the slandro hoe's know you're open for bidness and they can't pull the old 'keep a nigga baby" on you cuz its a been there done that sorta thing. Good luck bro, lol
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not sure if I'd let another man handle my sack
another? Why, would your boyfriend get jealous?
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All I'd need is a good fluffer and a 40. Last time I had surgery they went way overboard. Topical, needle, gas. Didn't say no, since it was n2o and I wasn't paying extra though... :yes:
My biggest inhabition about sex is thinking it will end up with her getting prego. Shooting blanks would be awsome.
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The doctor was a woman.
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I had high risk unprotected sex with a women last night. I shot the load in her uterus. In honor of you jay
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fishing out the vas defrens.
das efx, what hoe?
the tubes that connect the testicles to the shaft
Im supposed to be observing one of these procedures soon for one of my classes
I think its gonna be worse to watch then get it done, and have to write a paper on it not cool lol
glad to hear you took the hit instead of your wife, much less invasive, risky, and you recover faster.
make shure you empty the current clip before you fire into the wife as stated before
I had high risk unprotected sex with a women last night. I shot the load in her uterus. In honor of you jay
LMAO!!
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I spoke to Jay on the phone yesterday and his voice is an octane higher than normal. You might want to get that shit checked out, buddy.
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I spoke to Jay on the phone yesterday and his voice is an octane higher than normal. You might want to get that shit checked out, buddy.
LMAO
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his voice is an octane higher than normal
sweet, dose that mean he can run more boost now?
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My brother just told me his girlfriend is pregnant again (3rd). I'll propose your solution to him. lol
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his voice is an octane higher than normal
sweet, dose that mean he can run more boost now?
Holy Freudian slips, Batman! I just now caught that.
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alright. shit is all good now.
no pain at all and i still function good. i have to wait 60 days and give samples for the lab to label me as "clear"
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dude, what if they give you a no-go and you gotta do it again?
lol
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hahahahha that would suck. but good to hear man. was telling my mom that i was thinking about it and i dont think i have ever hear her so proud of me which made me start to wonder lol
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hahahahha that would suck. but good to hear man. was telling my mom that i was thinking about it and i dont think i have ever hear her so proud of me which made me start to wonder lol
haha
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lol, thats not funny dick