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Title: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on March 12, 2009, 01:34:45 AM
Best Beer ever on the Cheap. Nothing better then getting dunk on $4  :evil:

Keystone ICE is the Official Beer of RHMT :noel:
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: hatchboy on March 12, 2009, 01:35:36 AM
Is keystone cheaper than Natty and PBR?
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: turbo4life on March 12, 2009, 01:36:51 AM
key stone is official water
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: highroller54 on March 12, 2009, 01:36:56 AM
When I drink us of a beer it tastes like water  :P
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on March 12, 2009, 01:37:21 AM
Is keystone cheaper than Natty and PBR?
I think its the Same But PBR tastes like shit :?:
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: hatchboy on March 12, 2009, 01:37:58 AM
pbr rocks in the snow on a mountain party
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: hatchboy on March 12, 2009, 01:38:16 AM
But RedHook PorterHook rocks. Its expensive somewhat though.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on March 12, 2009, 01:38:48 AM
When I drink us of a beer it tastes like water  :P
Well at least i can walk 2mins to a gas staion and buy beer. Try that in CANaDUH
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: highroller54 on March 12, 2009, 01:38:59 AM

 when I drink PBR I like it in the shiter :?:

 :?:
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on March 12, 2009, 01:39:52 AM
But RedHook PorterHook rocks. Its expensive somewhat though.
keep your expensive BS out of here
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on March 12, 2009, 01:40:56 AM

 when I drink PBR I like it in the shiter :?:

 :?:
Shut it ass dents  :-*
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 5thgenlx on March 12, 2009, 01:44:25 AM
PBR ftw, you fail
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: hatchboy on March 12, 2009, 01:49:36 AM
PBR ftw, you fail
agreed
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: chris on March 12, 2009, 01:56:55 AM
32's of high life for the broke mofo's


Keystone works.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: hatchboy on March 12, 2009, 01:57:57 AM
I had mickey's the other day just for shits and giggles. It was my first mickey's experience.  The little widemouth bottles, i brought them to a party for my ghetto friends, yet i ended up drinking all of them...
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: d112crzy on March 12, 2009, 01:59:03 AM
Fucking right. 30packs ftw!
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on March 12, 2009, 02:08:27 AM
32's of high life for the broke mofo's


Keystone works.
I havnet had any High life in a long time i need to finds some.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 98vtec on March 12, 2009, 02:17:53 AM
supposedly keystone is brewed from the dented coors can.  Thats what i heard from the grape vine
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on March 12, 2009, 02:24:19 AM
PBR ftw, you fail
PBR has less alcohol then keystone ICE and tastes like shit, YOU FAIL 
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: hatchboy on March 12, 2009, 02:28:28 AM
PBR ftw, you fail
PBR has less alcohol then keystone ICE and tastes like shit, YOU FAIL 
But it is so white trash that it is almost instant win
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: widebody93 on March 12, 2009, 02:28:44 AM
I like this topic. I really do.




DIRTY THIRTY S





Rules in my garage.





I loves them the best
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: chris on March 12, 2009, 02:29:22 AM
32's of high life for the broke mofo's


Keystone works.
I havnet had any High life in a long time i need to finds some.



1.35 after crv for a 32 at the gas station down the street
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: BoostedSchemes on March 12, 2009, 02:51:34 AM
fuck jon you have that dot in your sig and i nearly put a whole in my screen trying to scrub it off
delciious vicodin  ;D :D
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: buk9tp on July 02, 2009, 11:27:01 PM
everclear is the cheapest/fastest/most efficient drunk :)
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: rawr on July 02, 2009, 11:46:32 PM
bottle of wine, you poor motherfuckers.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 98redcavz24 on July 03, 2009, 12:52:38 AM
i think you guys are confusing keystone ice with keystone light because at close to 6%, keystone ice tastes nothing close to water i can assure you. drinkin lights now O0
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: highroller54 on July 03, 2009, 01:08:12 AM
I have a hankering for american beer now, maybe I'll jump the boarder and pick some keystone up this weekend  :mexi:
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: brine04 on July 03, 2009, 01:19:42 AM
get some pbr or yuengling/rolling rock

if you post a picture ill send you half of the cost to paypal
We have PBR in Canada.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: BangBusMaster on July 03, 2009, 01:44:38 AM
PBR on tap is my prefered beer at the bar.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: t_cel_t on July 03, 2009, 02:56:24 AM
pbr> keystone ice
QFT

although you guys have probably never seen mountain creek brewed here in monroe,wi
$1.20 for a six pack, i shit you not
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on July 03, 2009, 03:31:17 AM
IDK whats with me as of late I cant stand the taste of any beer  :'(  Today i had 3 Fat tires those taste like shit and now im drunk of busch tall boys. The first few i drink i just try and tell my self its the effect not the taste but after im buzzing im set  :yes:
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Kenny Rogers on July 03, 2009, 04:44:30 AM
IDK whats with me as of late I cant stand the taste of any beer  :'(  Today i had 3 Fat tires those taste like shit and now im drunk of busch tall boys. The first few i drink i just try and tell my self its the effect not the taste but after im buzzing im set  :yes:

.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: bluerex on July 03, 2009, 12:11:00 PM
Natty> keystone

low life>natty

bud>low life

grain belt>bud


Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 03, 2009, 01:07:27 PM
Aside from PBR, you guys drink crap.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: j.h.christ on July 03, 2009, 02:55:28 PM
including PBR, you guys drink crap.

i'd rather try and fuck a feral cat than to actually try and get a buzz off that putrid swill.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: rawr on July 03, 2009, 03:00:13 PM
including PBR, you guys drink crap.

i'd rather try and fuck a feral cat than to actually try and get a buzz off that putrid swill.


+1 and also noting the overuseage of the word "feral" lately.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Colin on July 03, 2009, 03:37:03 PM
Grain Belt > *
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: j.h.christ on July 03, 2009, 03:38:07 PM
life is too short to drink nasty beer.

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Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: crttaz on July 03, 2009, 03:48:04 PM
Beast Ice, my swill of choice.

$11 a case.

I did spend $15 on 10 beers though, Murphys Stout 4 pack and Murphys Red 6 pack.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Kenny Rogers on July 03, 2009, 06:40:56 PM
I don't drink.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: rawr on July 06, 2009, 07:53:18 PM
I rode your mom like a ferel horse.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: j.h.christ on July 06, 2009, 08:28:42 PM
I rode your mom like a ferel horse.

she's fiesty and ill tempered for sure
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 06, 2009, 08:40:34 PM
including PBR, you guys drink crap.

i'd rather try and fuck a feral cat than to actually try and get a buzz off that putrid swill.


The Rules of Peeber are glass bottle and below freezing point, sir.  Your lack of satisfaction reveals your alcoholic incompetence.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: rawr on July 06, 2009, 09:18:59 PM
including PBR, you guys drink crap.

i'd rather try and fuck a feral cat than to actually try and get a buzz off that putrid swill.


The Rules of Peeber are glass bottle and below freezing point, sir.  Your lack of satisfaction reveals your alcoholic incompetence.

Calling it peeber instantly makes you a hipster, hipster.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: j.h.christ on July 06, 2009, 09:33:19 PM
including PBR, you guys drink crap.

i'd rather try and fuck a feral cat than to actually try and get a buzz off that putrid swill.


The Rules of Peeber are glass bottle and below freezing point, sir.  Your lack of satisfaction reveals your alcoholic incompetence.

Calling it peeber instantly makes you a hipster, hipster.

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Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: ironcrx on July 07, 2009, 12:49:09 AM
off all things king cobra is my choice on the cheap that i actually like.

I feel like trailer trash every time i drink it.   :yes::noel::yes:

Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 07, 2009, 07:33:40 AM
including PBR, you guys drink crap.

i'd rather try and fuck a feral cat than to actually try and get a buzz off that putrid swill.


The Rules of Peeber are glass bottle and below freezing point, sir.  Your lack of satisfaction reveals your alcoholic incompetence.

Calling it peeber instantly makes you a hipster, hipster.

Posing for edgey pictures holding turbos thn posting them to the internet makes you a hipster, hipster, hipster.

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Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: rawr on July 07, 2009, 07:50:46 AM
How internet savy of you, hipster.  You should go blog about your success.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 07, 2009, 07:54:13 AM
Good idea.  What's your blog of choice?  I only want to blog where the cool kids are.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: rawr on July 07, 2009, 08:55:26 AM
Ok.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 97Econobox on July 07, 2009, 09:37:58 AM
Heineken is the best shit on earth.  Necter of the gods, if they could make it with no alcohol and make it taste exactly the same id buy that too so I could drink it all day and still be legal/coherant.

It tastes like angels, Hope, Christmas and everything good in the world.

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Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: j.h.christ on July 07, 2009, 11:07:21 AM
Heineken is the best shit on earth.  Necter of the gods, if they could make it with no alcohol and make it taste exactly the same id buy that too so I could drink it all day and still be legal/coherant.

It tastes like angels, Hope, Christmas and everything good in the world.

they say that opinions cannot be wrong.

they're wrong.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: rawr on July 07, 2009, 11:09:41 AM
My favorite beer as of late is unibroue.  I'd rather just drink wine or liquor though.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 97Econobox on July 07, 2009, 11:27:23 AM
Rising moon is whats been in the beer fridge lately.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 07, 2009, 12:16:32 PM
Heineken tastes like a skunk's asshole.  It's fucking tasty when used as a chaser for shots of Jager, though.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: d-rail on July 08, 2009, 03:15:54 AM
Bud light when I feel rich and Keystone Light when reality sets in.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: crttaz on July 08, 2009, 03:23:42 AM
Heineken tastes like a skunk's asshole.  It's fucking tasty when used as a chaser for shots of Jager, though.

lick a meth whores ass, then lick a skunks ass.......I've only ever had ONE bottle of Heineken.

One bottle fucked me up BAD!!!!!!

3L bottle for $14, fucker had a normal cork in it so I had to drink it all, worst headache EVER!
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on July 08, 2009, 03:36:38 AM
Bud light when I feel rich and Keystone Light when reality sets in.
Light beer is for girls
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: chris on July 08, 2009, 03:44:11 AM
Malt liquor or pale ale


Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: d-rail on July 08, 2009, 04:02:07 AM
Only non light beers I like are New Castle, Heinken, and Killians
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Teg2boo on July 08, 2009, 04:36:57 PM
Bud light when I feel rich and Keystone Light when reality sets in.
Light beer is for girls

If you want to drink beer that taste nothing then drink a glass of water.

These days I want to drink local beers so I bought some McAuslan and Unibroue. Otherwise, I drink Boreal, New Castle, and other cheap beer.

Well, I drink almost everything, but no light beer.

I don't think we have Keystone ICE here or maybe I never saw it.




Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on July 09, 2009, 01:56:34 AM
keystone ice 14.10usd with tax for a case of 30 and 5.9$ abv
God dammit we get fucked in WA I have never seen a 30 pack of Keystone ICE and a 30 pack of busch is like $19  >:(
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: crttaz on July 09, 2009, 03:13:15 AM
keystone ice 14.10usd with tax for a case of 30 and 5.9$ abv

$11 a case of Beast Ice, comes out to $13.75 a 30 pack......5.9% ABV as well.

Tonight while chillin with Joseph, Blundell, and Fowee I enjoyed 4 Smithwicks, left two in the fridge.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: chris on July 09, 2009, 03:27:26 AM
keystone ice 14.10usd with tax for a case of 30 and 5.9$ abv
God dammit we get fucked in WA I have never seen a 30 pack of Keystone ICE and a 30 pack of busch is like $19  >:(



12.99 everyday at the corner store for a 30 pack
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: dvst8r on July 09, 2009, 11:19:11 AM
keystone ice 14.10usd with tax for a case of 30 and 5.9$ abv
God dammit we get fucked in WA I have never seen a 30 pack of Keystone ICE and a 30 pack of busch is like $19  >:(

I wish I was getting fucked like that for beer. It costs less to get drunk at a club in the States then it does to goto a liquor store in Canada, and we have to goto a liquor store.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 97Econobox on July 09, 2009, 02:44:22 PM
Dude BC was odd.  Cost me less to get an eigth of the most chronic weed ive ever put into my face than it did to get a 12 pack of Heini's, The bag was 25 but the beer was over 30.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 98redcavz24 on July 09, 2009, 03:08:28 PM
30 racks of Keystone cost me $21 out the door at the local liquor store. And its a big store where most of the shit is cheaper, especially beer. Fuck
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: trevor72 on July 09, 2009, 07:15:46 PM
Dude BC was odd.  Cost me less to get an eigth of the most chronic weed ive ever put into my face than it did to get a 12 pack of Heini's, The bag was 25 but the beer was over 30.

who ever sold you the heinies jued you.  I pay 24-27$ depending on if i want it cold or not. 

I'm looking forward to sampeling our local brewery's beer varieties by the free flat once a female friend of mine gets in the union... :D
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: chris on July 09, 2009, 07:31:20 PM
I do live in a town where all people do is fight and drink so Beer pricing is cheap
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: DmC on July 09, 2009, 07:52:04 PM
keystone ice 14.10usd with tax for a case of 30 and 5.9$ abv

$11 a case of Beast Ice, comes out to $13.75 a 30 pack......5.9% ABV as well.

Tonight while chillin with Joseph, Blundell, and Fowee I enjoyed 4 Smithwicks, left two in the fridge.
Sighs..........I meen nothing to you Bone.  :'(
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 09, 2009, 08:38:14 PM
You mean everything to me, Dennis.  I kept trying to ply you with the Everclear cider and take your keys, because I love you.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Foowee on July 09, 2009, 09:55:38 PM
I think the "See ya' CHUCK!!!"  hurt someone's feelings...
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: corey88 on July 10, 2009, 12:00:08 AM
key ice is good if i wanna get plastered, blue moon and yuengling are delicious                 
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 10, 2009, 01:49:53 AM
LOL I had forgotten about that.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: crttaz on July 10, 2009, 04:06:19 AM
keystone ice 14.10usd with tax for a case of 30 and 5.9$ abv

$11 a case of Beast Ice, comes out to $13.75 a 30 pack......5.9% ABV as well.

Tonight while chillin with Joseph, Blundell, and Fowee I enjoyed 4 Smithwicks, left two in the fridge.
Sighs..........I meen nothing to you Bone.  :'(

When you have exploded spiders, who gets the call????
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: crttaz on July 10, 2009, 04:07:19 AM
I think the "See ya' CHUCK!!!"  hurt someone's feelings...

no hurt, just plans of the comeback.......

BTW I love this bar.....except some asshole had to go home, would have been a good weekend right JD???

Wait....you bailed.

I have 6 transmissions sitting here, UPS supposed to be here in 5-9 hours, gonna be a LONG weekend.


Wanna play with my shafts?

Dennis, you know you can't resist runner my shaft, ask Fowee and Dave, they have not complained yet.

Use proper lubes :)
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on July 11, 2009, 04:31:16 AM
the ice wasnt much of a hit with the ladies tonight on the beer pong table  :'(
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Sinister on July 11, 2009, 04:43:51 AM
the ice wasnt much of a hit with the ladies tonight on the beer pong table  :'(

Fuck em. Most girls don't seem to even want to try beer anymore at the parties I go to, fuck.

I like me some killians, seems keystone ice is cheap as fuck so maybe ill pick up the 30 deal for the weekend here.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: DmC on July 11, 2009, 05:09:35 AM
You mean everything to me, Dennis.  I kept trying to ply you with the Everclear cider and take your keys, because I love you.
Good to know good to know.

And Bone. Umm your coming acrossed a little ghey might want to tone that back or you'll have to go to foam partys with Rawr and share twizzlers. FFoowwee 
  Dave Jospeh and myself  eat red meat like men.  We also have sex with women who at the mere thought of being lucky enough to be with anyone of us become moist and wet. No lube required.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: widebody93 on July 11, 2009, 07:02:54 AM
taaaadow DENNIS HAS SPOKENith
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: AbaZ on July 12, 2009, 12:54:16 AM
Remember if Keystone light is to watery for you, and the Keystone Ice is to nasty..

Go with the OG version.. in the middle

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"Keystone"  aka "the red can"

They are very rare in our area. Beau found some at a local kiwkimart for fucking dirt ass cheap. I highly recommend.

Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Joseph Davis on July 12, 2009, 01:02:13 AM
Steve, play beer pong with everclear cider.  It is delicious and a sure hit with the ladies.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: d-rail on July 12, 2009, 04:28:42 AM
I've never seen that keystone in the red can
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: fysh on July 12, 2009, 04:08:22 PM
PBR add lime = smooth and delicious. You can't help but put away a 12pack of bottles without even realizing it.
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on July 12, 2009, 04:11:04 PM
Remember if Keystone light is to watery for you, and the Keystone Ice is to nasty..

Go with the OG version.. in the middle

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"Keystone"  aka "the red can"

They are very rare in our area. Beau found some at a local kiwkimart for fucking dirt ass cheap. I highly recommend.


I need to find some of this  :yes:
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: crttaz on July 13, 2009, 05:19:16 AM
Steve, play beer pong with everclear cider.  It is delicious and a sure hit with the ladies.

So that is why the party was gay dead......JD had too much much Dicken Cider.

Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Foowee on July 13, 2009, 03:35:36 PM
So that is why the party was gay dead......JD had too much much Dicken Cider.

It was a combo of food coma and the cider being more potent than it let's on. 
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: 88dx on July 20, 2009, 03:52:43 AM
 :yes:
Title: Re: Keystone ICE
Post by: Doug on July 20, 2009, 05:52:57 AM
Not reading all pages of this, so how much does this run? I've been drinking Miller High Life at $4.39 for a 6 pack or $8 for a 12 pack. I would prefer to fork over a few extra bucks for drink ability. Natty Light for instance taste like cardboard and makes me want to puke after 3.