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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: LS1pwNzJ00 on September 29, 2009, 01:43:36 PM

Title: 800hpr
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on September 29, 2009, 01:43:36 PM
OMG FIRE STIckerS + 450HP!@#

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/1396933083.html (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/1396933083.html)
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: Kain on September 29, 2009, 01:48:32 PM
did anyone else get this?

average gas mileage @26miles per hour 15.6 !
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on September 29, 2009, 01:50:15 PM
what a stupid fucker, seriously
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: Kenny Rogers on September 29, 2009, 02:09:05 PM
A couple things that made me lol-

- JL Audio Speakers and Amps, $25,000
- $130,000 in Modifications
- has won many awards... perhaps in a gay pride parade.
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: Kain on September 29, 2009, 02:22:00 PM
oh god jesus....


K&N Induction Filter Noise – 30hp
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: 5thgenlx on September 29, 2009, 02:40:41 PM
oh that poor vette. sweet jesus what have they done to you
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: 97Econobox on September 29, 2009, 03:07:05 PM
Hey dan know how i know you're gay?  Cause you have star craft in your signature thingy.

I've wondered what teh hell that is for years.
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: j.h.christ on September 29, 2009, 03:27:55 PM
I'd like to say something. That I've prepared. Tonight. Hello. How bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it sin city. Hahaha. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack grew by ... Read moreone. So there were two in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast. Blood brothers.
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: random-strike on September 29, 2009, 03:29:23 PM
Wtf is this "blueprinting" I keep reading about.. is that code for "I looked up the specs and tolerances and followed them?"

basically

http://www.hastingsmfg.com/ServiceTips/engine_blueprinting.htm (http://www.hastingsmfg.com/ServiceTips/engine_blueprinting.htm)
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: SloS13 on September 29, 2009, 03:42:16 PM
It's got 0 emissions - does it store it's exhaust in a high-pressure tank?  I bet you could get a major tax credit.
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: Kenny Rogers on September 29, 2009, 03:53:57 PM
I'd like to say something. That I've prepared. Tonight. Hello. How bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it sin city. Hahaha. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack grew by ... Read moreone. So there were two in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast. Blood brothers.

Tigers love pepper.  They hate cinnamon.

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Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: Teg2boo on September 29, 2009, 11:48:16 PM
Wtf is this "blueprinting" I keep reading about.. is that code for "I looked up the specs and tolerances and followed them?"

Good to know that I'm not the only one to ignore this lol
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: 5thgenlx on September 30, 2009, 06:08:01 AM
I'd like to say something. That I've prepared. Tonight. Hello. How bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it sin city. Hahaha. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack grew by ... Read moreone. So there were two in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast. Blood brothers.

one of the best comedies in years
Title: Re: 800hpr
Post by: t_cel_t on September 30, 2009, 08:25:11 AM
blueprinting = the h-t way of building an engine

nogprinting = writing 'please don't blow up' on your vitaras at .008 p2w, and parts store clearances
listens--damn did you convert your d16 to diesel?