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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 12:21:49 AM

Title: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 12:21:49 AM
Sup. So I guess its just general for you to make a im new here thread on most forums I been on.

So im 23, currently have a 95 mazda 626 as a project car, and a 94 isuzu Trooper as a daily driver. Both are non turbo at the moment.

Anyways, im always messin with cars during the summer. Chillin at the race track. I had a hyundai, but like all nice things if you lose your job and cant pay for them anymore. They gotta go.

Im a noob welder. I can weld, but im not that great at it. Soon I will be posting up pictures of my upcoming welding jobs on my friends camaro, and his civic. As well as probably his truck. I have some basic fabrication skills. I can do some fiberglass and other fun things.

I know by now your sitting here going WTF WALL-o-TEXT gtfo and stfo. So for your patience for waiting and or possibly reading this far. I will post goodies.

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Enjoy  ;)
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 01:21:09 AM
Pix of car? 

Liking the pron in motion...
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 01:42:06 AM
When its daylight I will post some pics. Currently I dont have any cause my cellphone is the only camera I got.

But the Mazda 626 is a 2L 5 speed. 4 Door, not enough people got love for the 4doors. Currently The project for it is getting it to run right.

Pulled the motor out 3 times. Check the timing. Thats all good. Cap and rotor are good. Gets fuel, gets spark. Brand new MAF, and other misc sensors.

IT will run. Just not well. im going to be cutting the cat off the car when its nice out either today or tomorrow. See if that is the problem with it. If it doesnt solve the shitty idle. Im going to just get a 2.2T from the MX6 and the computer and swap the motors out and say <^> (-_-) <^> Fuck you 2.0. From what I read it should be a direct swap. Other than changing the engine harness. The motor will sit in all the mounts and bolt to the tranny.

If there are any mazda or ford experts here who might have an idea. Im open to all answers right or wrong. As long as you dont have the any of the following words in it.

Costs a lot of money.
Take it to a shop.
Replace expensive parts.

If I see those words. I will surely skip over the post.

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Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 02:03:40 AM
Cam timing maybe?

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Thats talent with the stilettos
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 02:12:56 AM
We checked the cams. The motor is 100% in time. So far a few people said that there is a good chance the cat is plugged up. ima be pissed if that was the problem. Oh well for a 50$ car. What can you expect?
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2000h22a on October 02, 2009, 02:47:46 AM
welcome, more pics...
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on October 02, 2009, 05:16:01 AM
Fuck yhour mother in the hole your father should have fucked faggot.




Die
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 09:17:45 PM
Fuck yhour mother in the hole your father should have fucked faggot.




Die

Im getting the distinct feeling that your mentally retarded. Or you have some other mental condition which causes you to say stupid shit a lot.

BTW.

Is that supposed to be Fuck your whore of a mother? Or did you just not learn there is no h in your?

Oh well have fun dipshit. Im sure you have OH so many friends. But on the internet everyone is a tough guy. No matter how much of a pussy you are in real life.    ;D
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 09:22:00 PM
you should do your homework before making such comments NOOB

Dont trust your feelings faggot
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 09:28:57 PM
OMG I found a pic of BigDaddyVtec

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Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 09:31:01 PM
Ban for faggotry
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 09:31:40 PM
I did, I asked people. The only + the guy has is that he has like a 800hp accord or something. Not very impressed with his people skills. But he was the first to talk shit. I just set him strait.

Not my fault he is pissed that I didnt post gay porn for his gay ass.
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 09:32:54 PM
Ban for faggotry

Whats the matter there cupcake, umad?
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: j.h.christ on October 02, 2009, 09:35:57 PM
I just set him strait.


you didn't do a fucking thing, you ass backwards priest pud swallowing shitbird. get the fuck off this site before i have you dispatched from it.
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 09:38:00 PM
no just making a legitimate suggestion based upon your audacity and weak response
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 09:52:09 PM
Oh noes jesus is mad. He gunna spite my ass. I think I should be scared. But somehow Im not.

Imagine that.
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 09:58:26 PM
Oh come on, even lycos can come up with a reply faster than you noobs. Shit this is getting boring. I might have to go to hondatech and fuck with those retards for a while if your not willing to play..
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 09:59:58 PM
I have to go to hondatech and fuck those retards for a while if your not willing to play..
Fixed
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: j.h.christ on October 02, 2009, 10:01:40 PM
Oh come on, even lycos can come up with a reply faster than you noobs. Shit this is getting boring. I might have to go to hondatech and fuck with those retards for a while if your not willing to play..

you have 2 n/a shitboxes that you'll never boost and you tout a hyundai as a great car that you couldn't afford. your jokes write themselves.
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: bigdaddyvtec on October 02, 2009, 10:02:53 PM
I did, I asked people. The only + the guy has is that he has like a 800hp accord or something. Not very impressed with his people skills. But he was the first to talk shit. I just set him strait.

Not my fault he is pissed that I didnt post gay porn for his gay ass.

You set shit straight???


HAHAHAHAHAHA


OK

Your cock in 13 year old boy pussy dont coun tas setting shit straight round here queerbait. You bore me already.

I dont need people skills nigger. Nor a  feeble attempt at a gramatical schlacking as typing owns me, like I own your mommy on the crack strip

Be glad I dont have the banzor button ...  After I got done making babies in your mothers tired anus... Id ban you back to her stank hole that you sadly survived crawling out of




Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 10:13:52 PM
Damn 2 fail replies and one almost worth replying too.

I will try to do a threefer.

Boys dont got pussys. Big, even if you are a queer and like to fuck lil kid in da ass it aint me. Dont get so worked up. I mean ur so mad u wanna ban me. Shit son, thats weak I mean getting ur ass beat by words. Fuckin funny.

I know, I got 2 shit box cars. So sad Q_Q I mean Damn you got me hard core. And the hyundai joke fuckin fail. Considering they blew past anything honda can or will do. The closest thing to the Genisis is? Oh nothing honda doesnt even have a rwd coupe anymore. Fail less please. And yes when your paying for a house and have an additional car that you dont exactly need. Id rather pay for my house, than an extra expense.

And wow, edititng what I wrote. Thats pro-troll there. Shit mens you fail all across the board. Just look at some of your posts you dont know shit conceptz-x Try harder to fail less PLEASE. You make me long for someone with half a brain
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 10:18:11 PM
all I did was conect the dots, remember back in 1st grade...

Apparently you fail at reading my posts   :mexi:
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 10:24:17 PM
lmao dude thats just your form of wishful thinking. I mean I know you wish I was gay so you could have someone else to hit on. But shit son your just stuck with jesus and your boyfriend bigdaddy. Dont be sad im sure they are great gays.
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 10:25:31 PM
your at the bottom of the food chain here
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 10:29:22 PM
your point? I dont see it? Just cause im new. Dont mean I dont know shit.
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 10:30:54 PM
RESPECT MOTHERFUCKER - You need it
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 10:34:20 PM
you don't invite a friend into your house and let them shit on your couch
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: j.h.christ on October 02, 2009, 10:36:47 PM
your point? I dont see it? Just cause im new. Dont mean I dont know shit.

you obviously don't know how to make a budget setup yet, otherwise we'd be seeing a build thread instead of this horseshit.
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 10:56:53 PM
Why do I need to post a build thread as my first thread.

But the fact remains. Even if I did a budget build. Losing your job where you were making close to 20$ an hr puts a major damper on things when you got more important things to pay for.

More importantly, I use all resources available to me. To learn more. Get more information about. You dont just jump in bed with a porn star. You work your way up fuckin the ugly bitches. Why come in and bullshit saying I can build a awesome badass ride. When I havent done it. I have helped do quite a few civics and integras. I got paid for doing the work.

Are they my cars? No. Can I do the work, sure. Were they poor fuck builds? No. The cheapest motor we built was about a 3500$ build. Instead of ur cheap ass builds. They were done right. Fuck I can be a scrub go to the junk yard get a turbo off a dsm. Go to ebay get a cheap ass manifold, order an FMU, go to sumit racing get some an line. Plumb the turbo, get a 20$ dsm bov, and an ebay waste gate. Then get a megasquirt kit and turbo the mazda.

But I would rather take time gather good parts. Then do the shit. Anyone who has a credit card can turbo just about anything. Fuck I could turbo my lawn mower if I wanted. Doing it right. And learning how to do it right. Is worth more than fucking shit up.
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 11:05:13 PM
You dont just jump in bed with a porn star. You work your way up fuckin the ugly bitches.

you can keep your ugly bitches.  This is RHMT, low cost and fast is what we do.   for the mostpart...
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 11:10:55 PM
LMAO at your scrub builds. Well show me where to find scrub parts for either one of my cars. Cause I know where I can get a 2.2l Turbo motor and computer for my mazda. Thats got about 40k miles on it. But I wanna make sure the motor I got now is good cause when I blow it up. Im not going to have it sitting around without a motor.

I know people who try the "low cost fast shit" their cars dont last much more than 2-3 months because they are fuckin retards.
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 02, 2009, 11:19:05 PM
you laugh now, run up on some of those scrub builds.  you'll have your ass handed to you with a pretty red bow on top. 

My shit isnt boosted at this time because I've been maintaining a 600hp all motor 72 Mustang for the wife that spits out lifters like your mom spits cum.  I'm divorcing that mess and focusing on my own shit finally. 

About to run some shit that isnt really done here.  20v 4age with a Garrett VGT turbo.  and we shall see what happens...
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 11:25:08 PM
Lmao and u will show receipts when ur done right? I want to make sure the build is under 700$ You said ur low budget and fast.

Besides I didnt say I was going to buy a turbo kit for my car. Which is partially why I am here. Because most other websites are like oh where are u getting the kit from.. Eh fuck the kit. Ill get the parts I want.
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 02, 2009, 11:26:18 PM
Oh and for the record I have run up on those scrub builds. They barely make it down the track faster than a bone stock tiburon.
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: j.h.christ on October 02, 2009, 11:37:14 PM
Oh and for the record I have run up on those scrub builds. They barely make it down the track faster than a bone stock tiburon.

jesus fuckin christ you're like widebody but not smart
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: j.h.christ on October 03, 2009, 12:03:44 AM
cheers, you dumb bitch

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Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: 2slow4joo on October 03, 2009, 01:51:59 AM
Lmao, im not sure what the point of posting the picture of a turbo is but ok you have one. gz dude.

Eh, I donno who widebody is but ok.

lmao at a stock honda anything I loved watching them try to keep up as I shifted into 5th and pulled away like a mother fucker. Honduhhhhh fail.

Eh, isnt that your point of view or opinion. You first wanna talk shit and bash on someone. Before even say hey sup. Damn you hoes are all gay. I guess you dun want new people to join your community?

Oh noes, I just dissed on your holy grail car. Thats sac-religious. Run for the hill niggaz. Sorry I just dont like queers trying to hump my leg. As I can see so far the queers of this forum are. In chronological order of appearance.

BigDaddyVtec
j.h.christ

The rest seem somewhat confused on wether to back the fags who originally tried to bash me. Or just put in your 2 cents. Oh well nice to meet you all. Thanks for helping me boost my post count. ;)
Title: Re: Hi Im new here (nsfw)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 03, 2009, 03:10:01 AM
Thanks for helping me boost my post count. ;)
'tudes like yours get counts reset.  I've been there.  OG's are to be respected here bitchboy.  I suggest you STFU and lurk a few months to understand this community, if you expect to stay.  you obviously have no clue.

cheers, you dumb bitch

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Screwdrivers, Fuck Yea!