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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: c0mpl3x on October 02, 2009, 11:42:03 PM

Title: zombieland
Post by: c0mpl3x on October 02, 2009, 11:42:03 PM
'Zombieland' Trailer HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-cIjPOJdFM&feature=player_embedded#ws-normal)
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Post by: 1slow91hf on October 02, 2009, 11:43:07 PM
wanna see it so bad but im sick and wouldnt be able to sit through it and not lose al ung
looks funny as fuck
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Post by: ironcrx on October 03, 2009, 12:23:23 AM
I heard it was pretty freakin sweet
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Post by: nos10racer on October 03, 2009, 02:48:04 AM
i cant believe he replaced coach.




coach was funny as fuck
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Post by: DRQPQUT on October 03, 2009, 12:42:14 PM
saw it last night hands down the fukin funniest movie ive seen in a long time great special effects good story line A MUST SEE........if you dont like to laugh then dont go
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Post by: 97Econobox on October 03, 2009, 01:50:29 PM
You guys need some purell?  hahahaha
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Post by: jeffsciv23 on October 03, 2009, 01:59:02 PM
i would always joke about "when the zombies come" to this girl i know and she never got it or thought i was retarded. we were watching the previews at the begining for another movie and that one came on, i just gave her the "told you so" look lol. she laughed a little and told me im an idiot lmfao. but i bet she went out and got canned food and a shotgun after the movie lol.
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Post by: Robb on October 04, 2009, 02:08:22 AM
Bump.  Saw this movie last night and it was friggin awesome.  The opening sequence is fucking epic.   :noel:
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Post by: Urban Indian on October 04, 2009, 02:22:21 AM
number 1 rule



cardio



lol


just keeps doing a circle. Shit was pretty epic
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Post by: Robb on October 04, 2009, 02:34:10 AM
number 1 rule



cardio



lol


just keeps doing a circle. Shit was pretty epic

The twinkies joke was killing me.  "Fucking snowballs!"  lol
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Post by: Urban Indian on October 04, 2009, 03:40:55 AM
LOL

and when they shot Bill Murray, I thought near the end that it was going to be a double joke and he had fake blood.


Awesome movie, i loved when the rules kept coming up, and how all the funny parts were not just in the previews.
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Post by: TTC on October 04, 2009, 07:23:29 PM
Yeah, fucking great movie. I was killing myself laughin.  AT the end when he shot the box of twinkies lol ... man I felt so bad for em. I was mad when they shot BM tho.
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Post by: Robb on October 04, 2009, 08:35:15 PM
It didnt hurt that Emma Stone makes Megan Fox look fucking ugly. Awesome movie.  :noel:
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Post by: Corey on October 04, 2009, 11:18:14 PM
megan fox is NOT that good looking. i have no idea how she gets all this attention for being hot?

that other chick is easily as hot as megan fox.
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Post by: DRQPQUT on October 05, 2009, 06:30:17 PM
zombieland was fuking awesome i almost went to the movies on sunday to see it again if it wasnt for family night at the inlaws i would have been there
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Post by: Robb on October 05, 2009, 06:33:29 PM
Simplex, why arent you banned yet?  ???
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Post by: Kenny Rogers on October 05, 2009, 06:35:51 PM
megan fox is NOT that good looking.

You have high standards, lol.  I think they're both quite doable.
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Post by: fysh on October 05, 2009, 07:01:20 PM
Does a Lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?
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Post by: Kenny Rogers on October 06, 2009, 01:13:47 AM
Just saw it... very entertaining  ;D
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Post by: speedjunky01 on October 06, 2009, 01:29:19 AM
its on streaming sites but not on torrents  :'(
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Post by: speedjunky01 on October 06, 2009, 01:32:38 AM
never mind TPB is down but mininova.org has it
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Post by: 88dx on October 06, 2009, 01:45:03 AM
Simplex, why arent you banned yet?  ???
+1
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Post by: j.h.christ on October 06, 2009, 02:38:31 AM
sinister goes first
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Post by: Hotrodlincoln on October 06, 2009, 02:59:00 AM
Saw it last night pretty good movie. Def gonna buy it and add it to my zombie movie collection
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Post by: Corey on October 06, 2009, 02:59:33 AM
megan fox is NOT that good looking.

You have high standards, lol.  I think they're both quite doable.

no, quite the opposite.

everyone talks about how megan fox is super hot and shit. i can name a dozen others that are better looking.

i dont know what the big deal is about her.
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Post by: BoostedSchemes on October 06, 2009, 04:15:01 AM
i saw the premier of this a week prior to release faggots  :-*

i also fucked this chick tonight and she is fucking my friend like 10 feet awayu right now while i blast biggie and smoke ablunt

good movie
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Post by: Robb on October 06, 2009, 09:40:53 AM

i also fucked this chick tonight and she is fucking my friend like 10 feet awayu right now while i blast biggie and smoke ablunt



Somehow this does not suprise me.  :-X
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Post by: 97Econobox on October 06, 2009, 12:02:32 PM
i saw the premier of this a week prior to release faggots  :-*

i also fucked this chick tonight and she is fucking my friend like 10 feet awayu right now while i blast biggie and smoke ablunt

good movie

You're back now at the jack-off hour this is DJ, Eazy Dick
On W-Balls, right now, somethin new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg
And this one goes out to the ladies, from all the guys
A big bow wow wow, cuz we gonna make it a little mystery
here tonight, this is DJ Eazy Dick, on the station that
slaps you across your fat ass, with a fat dick

Verse One: Nate Dogg

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world

Verse Two: Kurupt

Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
so how the fuck am I supposed
to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mine, I'ma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
i gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!

Chorus: (repeat 4X)

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

Verse Three: Snoop Doggy Dogg

Guess who back in the motherfuckin house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
Hoes recognize, niggaz do too
Cuz when bitches get scandolous and pull a voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em

Verse Four: Warren G

Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the bitches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rag to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
on your knees and then start jugglin
these motherfuckin nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the glock
Whoo!

Chorus



you loose one instanet for not chosing "It aint no fun if the homies cant have none."   O0
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Post by: BoostedSchemes on October 06, 2009, 05:46:32 PM
i passed out drunk before i had a few friends call and say they needed a place to chill with some girls at 1 am so i was like ok... and my way to make a "party playlist" was to type notorious into itunes and get to mixing drugs and booze

there is a bright yellow thong that says "buzz off" on it laying in the middle of the living room... nobody has touched it lollol
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Post by: Joseph Davis on October 06, 2009, 08:50:21 PM
i also fucked this chick tonight and she is fucking my friend like 10 feet awayu right now while i blast biggie and smoke ablunt

Quote
3:12 AM boostedschemes: there is an orgy here
  tonight
  no joke

So you and another dude tag teamed a girl?  That's cool and all if you're into that sort of thing, but it's not an orgy.

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Post by: BoostedSchemes on October 06, 2009, 09:07:05 PM
I'm mostly into guys Joe. I was branching out.  :)
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Post by: Aero on October 13, 2009, 11:08:00 PM
Back on topic. Saw it tonight fucking great movie.
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Post by: glustic on October 13, 2009, 11:36:48 PM
I wanna see this shit, maybe on friday.
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Post by: jdmhatchracer94 on October 14, 2009, 07:57:11 PM
very funny loved it. Bill Murray awsome
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Post by: jagojon3 on October 14, 2009, 08:02:08 PM
I thought the B M would be Bob Marley first time I saw it on the gate, but that wouldn't have made any damn sense. Still it was the first thing that popped into my mind.
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Post by: g_shok on October 14, 2009, 08:42:19 PM
I thought the B M would be Bob Marley first time I saw it on the gate, but that wouldn't have made any damn sense. Still it was the first thing that popped into my mind.

either way  B M delivered with Weed