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Title: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: jdmhatchracer94 on October 14, 2009, 07:12:07 PM: leavin for vegas today to get married I figured after 8 years and three kids it's time. Hopefuly when i get back i can finish my build (then probably have to sell it) but who knows
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: QikEnuF on October 14, 2009, 07:13:17 PM: CONGRATS
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: jagojon3 on October 14, 2009, 07:14:51 PM: Good luck, I'd rather have a wedding in Vegas any day rather than wasting thousands of dollars on a bigger one. Congratulations, and post up some wifey pics.
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Kenny Rogers on October 14, 2009, 07:19:02 PM: I wish I would have gotten married in Vegas :-\

Congrats, hopefully she doesn't turn bat-shit crazy after the deal is done. ;)
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Teg2boo on October 14, 2009, 07:28:38 PM: At 8 years and 3 kids I'll tell you congrats instead of stupid nigger lol
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: jdmhatchracer94 on October 14, 2009, 07:33:35 PM: thanks guys thats why we are goin there cheaper and more fun the reception will be up here though. I'll find a pic and post it
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Stealthmode on October 14, 2009, 07:34:07 PM: Fuck, talk about test driving the shit before buying....... :o Congrats, and post pics of the pig.

<-------Excaliber groom, myself. :noel:
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: jdmhatchracer94 on October 14, 2009, 07:38:15 PM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi648.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu209%2Fknjperformance%2FBsbridalshower022.jpg&hash=fe10686fdf57ee3ae991cb140545c568c2a598e5)
us on a very drunkin night
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: hotrex on October 14, 2009, 08:01:55 PM: holy FUCK
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: jdmhatchracer94 on October 14, 2009, 08:04:08 PM: the yellow bracelet mean I got cut off
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Conceptz-X on October 14, 2009, 08:20:18 PM: If I ever take that plunge again, it'll likely be in Vegas with a drunken elvis doing the honors. Dunno how else to do a vegas wedding right...
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: SloS13 on October 14, 2009, 08:23:17 PM: Congratufuckinglations. Also you both have very straight teeth.
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: jdmhatchracer94 on October 14, 2009, 08:28:20 PM: thats what almost $8000 buys ya
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: chris on October 14, 2009, 08:30:04 PM: Vegas is too baller for weddings. Ill go to reno
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Joseph Davis on October 14, 2009, 09:01:07 PM: Your wife is wearing too many clothes for us to be able to make her out, but aside from that it sounds like a good deal. Get a pic of one or the other of you, or both, or some random homeless dude, holding an RHMT sign in Vegas. It's a nice thought that newlyweds spent a little of their celebration time thinking of us. :noel:
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: j.h.christ on October 14, 2009, 09:04:28 PM: Quote from: hotrex on October 14, 2009, 08:01:55 PM
holy FUCK

go on, sir
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Whitey on October 14, 2009, 09:05:21 PM: Quote from: j.h.christ on October 14, 2009, 09:04:28 PM
Quote from: hotrex on October 14, 2009, 08:01:55 PM
holy FUCK

go on, sir

+1
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Ntrain2k on October 14, 2009, 09:11:06 PM: congratulations or condolences, whichever applies.
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Robb on October 14, 2009, 09:22:37 PM: Quote from: j.h.christ on October 14, 2009, 09:04:28 PM
Quote from: hotrex on October 14, 2009, 08:01:55 PM
holy FUCK

go on, sir

History has shown, this is not a good sign for the OP...
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: brine04 on October 14, 2009, 10:05:26 PM: Sounds like you have a good thing should have just kept it common law...
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: jdmhatchracer94 on October 19, 2009, 07:16:11 PM: no commom law in washington.

Holy fuck? ok elaberate douche nozzel
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: glustic on October 19, 2009, 08:54:10 PM: Thats where I got married... Didnt have a tux and she didnt have a dress, cheapest place to get married fo sho
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: j.h.christ on October 20, 2009, 03:17:19 AM: Paging josh coleman to the white courtesy phone... josh coleman to the white courtesy phone. please continue what you were saying.
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: colt45 on October 20, 2009, 11:08:44 AM: Godspeed brother, you will be missed
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Ntrain2k on October 20, 2009, 06:21:15 PM: (https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi68.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi22%2FNtrain2k%2FMotivators%2F10-20-09%2FNoCash.jpg&hash=2057cfed9f4047a93afc5a3c50f2de108a9c7faa)

(https://realhomemadeturbo.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi68.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fi22%2FNtrain2k%2FMotivators%2F10-20-09%2FMarried.jpg&hash=fd6457f92de7ead770122a2b61201fc081804561)
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: junkyard racer on October 20, 2009, 08:38:13 PM: Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 14, 2009, 09:01:07 PM
Get a pic of one or the other of you, or both, or some random homeless dude, holding an RHMT sign in Vegas.

those days are long gone.
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Joseph Davis on October 20, 2009, 09:31:46 PM: Quote from: junkyard racer on October 20, 2009, 08:38:13 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 14, 2009, 09:01:07 PM
Get a pic of one or the other of you, or both, or some random homeless dude, holding an RHMT sign in Vegas.

those days are long gone.

Do you get off on peeing in my Wheaties?
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Robb on October 20, 2009, 09:43:47 PM: I have never eaten better since I got married. Well worth it for me, dunno your case though.
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: LS1pwNzJ00 on October 21, 2009, 04:00:01 AM: She's fat. Congrats on taking one for the team.
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: salesmonkey on October 21, 2009, 09:56:18 AM: Quote from: LS1pwNzJ00 on October 21, 2009, 04:00:01 AM
She's fat. Congrats on taking one for the team.

ohhhhhhhh snip snap
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: jdmhatchracer94 on October 21, 2009, 08:44:19 PM: no prob after three kids I gives a fuck. She actualy isn't that big her arms are from mounting tires alll day
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Lowerit on October 21, 2009, 08:52:49 PM: I like your earings
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: JACER63 on October 21, 2009, 11:31:54 PM: congrats on the endeavor... vegas is a good choice
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: 98redcavz24 on October 22, 2009, 01:21:46 AM: Did you just say your girlfriend mounts tires all day? ???
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Robb on October 22, 2009, 09:21:37 AM: Quote from: 98redcavz24 on October 22, 2009, 01:21:46 AM
Did you just say your girlfriend mounts tires all day? ???

Whoa.
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: 98redcavz24 on October 22, 2009, 05:54:20 PM: bump

and i meant wife**
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 07:45:07 PM: what i was trying to say is i was going to comment on how fat and unattractive she was until i examined the picture further and realized she was bastardized beyond words. i imagine on a good day she smells like crispy bacon and most days smells like the grease trap at a popeyes chicken. i would bet you her cooter sags like it had 30 lb weights connected to it and her tits when released from her bra fall to belly button looking all streched out and floppy like a tennis ball in a tube sock. u can tell shes too ugly to accept anal, and u know even if she was a good cook, by the time u got to the table to eat there wouldnt be anything left but a fuckin half a leg bone and some gizzizzle,. she looks like the type of slut that has bad gas. shes so fat you cant fuck her doggystyle because ur pathetic cock cant penetrate the asscheeks.

in short, shes wat we call in ct a "blind niggers deluxe "
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: shadow on October 22, 2009, 07:56:29 PM: Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 07:45:07 PM
shes so fat you cant fuck her doggystyle because ur pathetic cock cant penetrate the asscheeks.

personal experience sir?
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 08:37:31 PM: Quote from: shadow on October 22, 2009, 07:56:29 PM
Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 07:45:07 PM
shes so fat you cant fuck her doggystyle because ur pathetic cock cant penetrate the asscheeks.

personal experience sir?

your mother chugs my semen
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: j.h.christ on October 22, 2009, 08:40:31 PM: i just choked on my teriyaki
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Robb on October 22, 2009, 08:46:57 PM: Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 07:45:07 PM
what i was trying to say is i was going to comment on how fat and unattractive she was until i examined the picture further and realized she was bastardized beyond words. i imagine on a good day she smells like crispy bacon and most days smells like the grease trap at a popeyes chicken. i would bet you her cooter sags like it had 30 lb weights connected to it and her tits when released from her bra fall to belly button looking all streched out and floppy like a tennis ball in a tube sock. u can tell shes too ugly to accept anal, and u know even if she was a good cook, by the time u got to the table to eat there wouldnt be anything left but a fuckin half a leg bone and some gizzizzle,. she looks like the type of slut that has bad gas. shes so fat you cant fuck her doggystyle because ur pathetic cock cant penetrate the asscheeks.

in short, shes wat we call in ct a "blind niggers deluxe "

Now, why in the hell cant you do this to the noobs anymore? Have you seen the influx of faggotry in the last few months? Fuck man.
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 08:51:53 PM: i work 40+ a week have a house a wife and a kid to contend with. and i just spilled a 40 oz on my laptop and im boned for the net till the weekend. im at my moms house right now burnin up her box
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 08:53:25 PM: hotrex is not above a frosty colt45
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: jdmhatchracer94 on October 22, 2009, 09:22:50 PM: ok
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Robb on October 22, 2009, 09:23:36 PM: Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 08:51:53 PM
i work 40+ a week have a house a wife and a kid to contend with. and i just spilled a 40 oz on my laptop and im boned for the net till the weekend. im at my moms house right now burnin up her box

Just use Johnny's paycheck to get yourself a sweet new laptop, and replace that 40. :noel:
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Joseph Davis on October 22, 2009, 09:54:19 PM: Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 08:51:53 PM
im at my moms house right now burnin up her box

Pics?
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: 98redcavz24 on October 23, 2009, 02:08:42 AM: just perfect
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: junkyard racer on October 23, 2009, 06:07:54 AM: Quote from: n/a michael on October 21, 2009, 12:52:53 AM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 20, 2009, 09:31:46 PM
Quote from: junkyard racer on October 20, 2009, 08:38:13 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 14, 2009, 09:01:07 PM
Get a pic of one or the other of you, or both, or some random homeless dude, holding an RHMT sign in Vegas.

those days are long gone.

Do you get off on peeing in my Wheaties?
what days are long gone?

see.
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: junkyard racer on October 23, 2009, 06:09:10 AM: Quote from: hotrex on October 22, 2009, 08:51:53 PM
have a house a wife and a kid to contend with.

pics. and not of the house or my kid
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Lowerit on October 23, 2009, 10:21:16 AM: Hotrex's rant is why I don't fuck with Hotrex... fuckin hilarious
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: Joseph Davis on October 23, 2009, 10:36:51 AM: Quote from: junkyard racer on October 23, 2009, 06:07:54 AM
Quote from: n/a michael on October 21, 2009, 12:52:53 AM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 20, 2009, 09:31:46 PM
Quote from: junkyard racer on October 20, 2009, 08:38:13 PM
Quote from: Joseph Davis on October 14, 2009, 09:01:07 PM
Get a pic of one or the other of you, or both, or some random homeless dude, holding an RHMT sign in Vegas.

those days are long gone.

Do you get off on peeing in my Wheaties?
what days are long gone?

see.

Remove. Your. Penis. From. My. Cereal. Bowl.
Title: Re: Well been nice knowin ya (gettin married)
Post by: hotrex on October 24, 2009, 07:26:32 PM: this thread wreaks of anoos